Aik molvi ki bivi marr gai,

Aik molvi ki bivi marr gai,
Aik molvi ki bivi marr gai,
wo khusray se kehnay laga k alaan kerdo.
khusra mike k aghay ja kar kehnay laga
"haijjmalo pao luddi.
molvi di marr
gai Ae buddi":-)
  

May, 13 2010     166 chars (2 sms)     2228 views       Funny

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Career is like a light
and Girls are like shadows!

If you''ll follow
the shadows you''ll
miss the light.

And if you''ll follow the light shadows will follow you!
Husband: Allah ne tumhain 2 ankhain di hain..
chawal se pather nahi nikal sakti???


Wife: Allah ne tumhain 32 dant diye hain 2-4pather nahi chaba sakte..!!!!
Dil Ki Baaten Btana Acha Lgta Hai

Larki Ko Le K Date Pe Jana Acha Lgta Hai

Shadi Se Pehlay Dil Me Bjtay Hain MP3 Songs

Baad Me Sirf Qomi Tarana Acha Lgta Hai
Memon K Ghar Guest Aye


Bivi Ne Kaha.


Jao Mehmano K Liye Kuch Le Kar Aao


Memon Bahar Gaya Aur TAXI Le Aya! ;->
SMOKE every day plz! SMOKE means S=Send M=Me O=One K=Kool SMS E=Every day! So feel free 2 SMOKE more
Marriage is a relationship of love between life partners and love is blind…therefore, marriage is 4 blind people.

Karachi Me 500
Grlz Heart Attack Se Mar Gai
0r
255 GrlZ Behosh Hogai





Kyn k














Ksi Ne Afwah Phela Di Ha
K
"HumAyuN"
Ki Mangni Horae Ha =P
Kamal kay NAKHRE Tumhare............






Ajeb tumhara STYLE hai.........





"SMS" karnay ki fursat nahi or...







Hathon main MOBILE hai...........!!!!!!!!
Hum ne tum ko captain banaya team ka, samajhdar samajh ker
"SHAHID...!"

tum to ball he khaa gaye naswaar samajh ker...!!
This is 4 Boom Boom Afridi... ;->
A lady calls Santa for repairing door bell,
Santa doesn’t turns up for 4 days.
Lady calls again, Santa replies,
I’m coming daily since 4 days,
I press the bell but no one comes out.
What is at the end of "everything" ?


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The letter g
I wnt u to b wit me in a nice restaurant 2 hav CandleLight Dinner & say thos 3 sweet word 2 u.Pay The Bill