HELP My Frnd.

Plz,,,
HELP My Frnd....
Gul Khan
Gul khan boht pareshan hai...

Kya koi usay bta sakta he k ramzan ki jhandia kaha milti han ?

May, 13 2010 132 chars (1 sms) 1957 views Funny

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Two secrets to keep

Two secrets to keep your marriage brimming

1. Whenever you''re wrong, admit it,

2. Whenever you''re right, shut up. .

Heer aur Ranjha

Heer to Raanjha: Mein tere Ishq mein barbaad hogayi hun,
Badnaam hogayi hun,
Ruswa hogayi hun.

Raanjha: To mein konsa DSP ban gaya hun?
mein khud bheek maangta phir raha hun.

Tum FaceBook Pe Ho?

Yeh Sun Kar Dimagh He Ghoom Gaya Faraz,

Jab Meri Dadi Ne Call Kar K Mujhse Pocha:

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Tum FaceBook Pe Ho?

Ecnological Development!

Ecnological Development!
Ap B Ab Chand Say Baat Kr Skte Hy...!

Wow...

Users From Pakistan Just Dial 03216307893 Users Outside Pakistan Add Prefix 0092 ;->

Never ask for a hug Jus take it.

Never ask
for a hug
Jus take it.

Never ask
Do U Luv me
Say I Luv u

Nvr sy I
Cant live wdout u
Sy I live 4 u

U''ve been trained
nw go & flirt !!

can u read it fast

can u read fast in english !

MY
A my
They my
They they my
A my they na my.

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Khulay nahi hain maaf karo:.

IN Frenc

IN French: "bonjour" IN Spanish: "Te quiro" IN Italian: "Teamo" IN English: "Good morning" IN Punjabi: "uth BEGHAIRTA kum te nai jana"

Are u free now Whn

Are u free now Whn u get time call me.I need 2talk 2u abt somethng personal?

Arabian sea is for sale...Shall we both buy it?:-)

Pathan Bought A Car On Loan...

Pathan Bought A Car On Loan...

He Didn''t Pay The Dues,
The Bank Took Away His Car.
Pathan: If I Knew This,
I''d Have Taken A Loan For My Marriage Also! :-(

Ramzan K Dino Mei Ghar S

Ramzan K Dino Mei Ghar Se Na Nikla Karo "Pappu"

Ramzan K Dino Mei Ghar Se Na Nikla Kro
>hAmY<

Log Roza Na Tor Dain Eid Ka Chand Samajh Kar.

Wife:Please bike taze na chalao

Wife:Please bike taze na chalao
mujhey dar lag raha hay.

Sardar: Agar tujhy bhi dar lag raha hay
to meri tarah ankhein band kar lay.:P

Iblees

Iblees
Ne 1 din apne cheelön se kaha!
Logon ko
TLAWAT
ZIKAR
TASBiH
Se door rakhne ka khas Nuska
Batao?
Cheelon ne yak zuban ho kar kaha:Sir sms Free krwa dain.

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HELP My Frnd.

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