HELP My Frnd.

Plz,,,
HELP My Frnd....
Gul Khan
Gul khan boht pareshan hai...

Kya koi usay bta sakta he k ramzan ki jhandia kaha milti han ?

May, 13 2010 132 chars (1 sms) 3030 views Funny

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