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pathan ne aik pad mara phir dosra
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pathan ne aik pad mara phir dosra
pathan ne aik pad mara phir dosra
Aik Pathan Ne Aik Pad Mara Phir Dosra,
3,4,5,6.
Kisi Ne Kha Khan Sahab Yeh Kya?
Pathan: Aaj Hum Ne Package Karaya Howa Hai... ;->
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aaj raat chandani hai,
aaj raat chandani hai,
kal raat b shayad ho
Wats dhE diffrence
Wats dhE diffrence between a mosquito n a fly
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Fly can Fly...
but
Mosquito cant mosquito...
Kisi Unknown Number se Miss Call
Kisi Unknown Number se Miss Call Ya Call Aaye to...
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Receive Kar Lena,
Ho Sakta Hai,
Tumharay Kisi Jannay Waly Ne Apna No Change Kar Liya Ho. :-)
H o n e s t y I s T h e B e s t
U n d o u b t l y
H o n e s t y
I s
T h e
B e s t
P o l i c y ...
W h e n
T h e r e
I s
M o n e y
I n
I t ... ;)
Famous saying-
Famous saying-
"Any man who can drive safely
while kissing a pretty girl,
he''s simply not giving kiss
the attention it deserves!"
VodAFone wALon
VodAFone wALon kA KuttA Aj SubAh he chAL bAsA,
Or
Ab Woh BAndAr se Ad kArvAnA chAhte hAin,
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JäN!X Tujhe Meri Dosti Ki KAsAm Tuuu nhi jAyegA . . . :p ;->
Dosti k Geet Gaeinge "HUM TUM"
Dosti k Geet Gaeinge
"HUM TUM"
Apni Duniya Alag Basaeinge
"HUM TUM"
Jo Diye Bujh Jaeinge "HAWA" Se.
Unko Baich Kar "PHILIPS" K
"BULB" Jalaeinge
"Hum tum
Do U know About
Do U know About the shortest boOk ever written????
its titled''''what women want?''''
And it has only one word...''''everything''''
DARD BHAREE POETRY ARZ HA!
DARD BHAREE POETRY ARZ HA!
DIL WICH CHUBHI SOIE
DIL WICH CHUBHI SOIE
OOEE OOEE OOEE OOEE
HA HA HA!
Easy Ways to Die :
Easy Ways to Die :
Take a Cigar Daily - You will die 10 years early.
Drink Alcohal Daily - You will die 30 years early.
Love Someone Truly - You will die daily .... ;->
Log Kehte Hain K Badam Pistey
Log Kehte Hain K Badam Pistey Waghaira Khaney Se Dimagh Taiz Hota hai...
Ghalat Kehte Hain.
Kyon K Agar Aisa Hota to Aaj Sabse Aqalmand Pathan Hota. :-)
No1 can ever b satisfied wid 3 things in life:
No1 can ever b satisfied wid 3 things in life:
1.mobile
2.automobile
3.girlfriend
Bcoz dre is always a better model available in future. . . ;->
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