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pathan ne aik pad mara phir dosra
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pathan ne aik pad mara phir dosra
pathan ne aik pad mara phir dosra
Aik Pathan Ne Aik Pad Mara Phir Dosra,
3,4,5,6.
Kisi Ne Kha Khan Sahab Yeh Kya?
Pathan: Aaj Hum Ne Package Karaya Howa Hai... ;->
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Teacher Female studant Se
Teacher Female studant Se
Tabeydar Ka Jumla Banao..
Girl: Jhaphi Kut Ke Je Paven Ik Waar Gujraaa..
Sari Zindgi Rava Gi Tabeydar Gujraaaa....!!!
pathan ka shair
Pathan ka shair:
Na Botal main,Na jaar main.
Na hotel main na Bar main.
Na bike peh, Na car main...
Na Ishq mein, Na pyar mein.
Jo maza hy "NISWAR" mein.
Sardarji to others:
Sardarji to others:
Did anyone lose money wrapped in a rubber band?
One said, Yes I did
Sardar: Well, it’s your lucky day,
I found the rubberband!
ghajani effect a b
Ghajani effect
"A Boy opens his tiffin box on the road"
y?
He wanted 2 check,
Whether he was going to school or coming back.
"cheeni" leny chaltay hain:
Wife:
"Suniye mujhe koi mehangi chez le ke den naa plz!"
Husband:
"Chalo tum tayar hojao
Hum
"cheeni" leny chaltay hain:-D
Doctor to sardar
Doctor to sardar : You will die within 2 hours.
Do you want to see any one before you die?
Sardar : Yes. A good doctor
''Ek Intehayee Educational Shair Arz hai.
''Ek Intehayee Educational Shair Arz hai.
Honthon pe Lipstick Aur naina Kajal Se Lais
.
.
.
.
Neutralization Takes Place when Acid reacts with Base.''
G-reat H-ot O-ne in million
You are a GHONCHU..
G-reat
H-ot
O-ne in million
N-aughty
C-ute
H-umble
U-nique
Zyada khush mat ho, hai to tu ghonchu hi na..
Ek premi ne kaha prmika se,
Ek premi ne kaha prmika se,
men tmhari zulfon se khelna chahta hon
premika ne.. wig utar kr dedi or boli khelte rho
mgr kal wapas krdena college b jana ha
if you love some
If You Love
Someone / Something
Let It Go ...
If It Doesn''t Return ...
Hunt It Down
And
Kill It ...
Red ROSE pyar k liye
Red ROSE
pyar k liye
Yellow ROSE
Frndship k liye
White ROSE
Shanti k liye
AUR
Aapke liye?
?
?
?
?
?
?
NIMA ROSE
roj nhane k liye
MISSION SUCCESSFUL.
Agar
Is
Waqt
Aap
So
Rahy
Thy
Aur
Mere
Msg
Se
Bohat
Tang
Huye
To.
MISSION
SUCCESSFUL. ;-)
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