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pathan ne aik pad mara phir dosra
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pathan ne aik pad mara phir dosra
pathan ne aik pad mara phir dosra
Aik Pathan Ne Aik Pad Mara Phir Dosra,
3,4,5,6.
Kisi Ne Kha Khan Sahab Yeh Kya?
Pathan: Aaj Hum Ne Package Karaya Howa Hai... ;->
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yaad rakhobrtalaa
Yaad Rakho:
TalaaQ kisi MaslaY ka Hal nahin hai..
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Ager Bivi Se Ikhtalaf ho to uss ko "QATAL" Karwa do..
( Peer Asif ZaRdaRi )
Book:
Baghairti k 14 Asool..!!
Na ghabhra teree b sunee jaye ghee pyare,
Na ghabhra teree b sunee jaye ghee pyare,
wah wah
Na ghabhra teree b sunee jaye ghee pyare,
"Lado k lashkarey jaghmagh kapdey saarey"
1 Aadmi Baba g Se
1 Aadmi Baba g Se: Main America Jana Chahta Hoon Magar Kaam nahi Banta . . .
Baba Says: Subha Suraj Nikalne K Baad 3 Tasbeeh ''''AL-QAIDA'''' Parha Karo
America Wale Khud Le Jayenge . . . ;->
Rub se dua karte hain,
Rub se dua karte hain,K mere doston ko khushiyon ka sansar mile,Or jo muje sms nhi karte,Unhe apni girl friends se behno jesa pyar milay:-)
Why is Love Marriage I
Why is Love Marriage Is Better Than Arrange Marriage...???
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B''coz A known Devil Is Better Than An Unknown Ghost...... ;->
''4 things bOys dO in exam hal:
''4 things bOys dO in exam hal:
1.counting nO Of gals 2.flirting w/ lady invigilator
3.reading d brand name Of pen
4.thinkings 2stdy 4next exam-:-D..
Upcoming Horror Movies
Upcoming Horror Movies!
1.Exam ka Khauf
2.Tadapta Student
3.Shaitani Books
4.Sadma Result Ka
5.Neend ki Maut
6.Pyasi Examiner
7.Pass Ho Na Ho.
Mujhe Raat Bhar Neend Nahi Aai.
Pathan: Mujhe Raat Bhar Neend Nahi Aai.
Sardar: Q?
Pathan: Kyo Ki Kal Raat Bhar Neend Mein
Yahi Sapna Dekhta Raha K Main
Jaag Raha Hun.
Sardar To His Friend -
Sardar To His Friend -
I Keep Seeing Spots In
Front Of My Eyes
Friend -
Have You Seen
Doctor ?
Sardar -
No , Just Spots ... ;->
wht did the kangaroo
wht did the kangaroo say when she found her baby missing?
…….Aaila!!!!! kisne mera pocket maar liya
Man 1- I notice dat Ur
Man 1- I notice dat Ur
wife is mostly in the
kitchen
Probably she loves
cooking many varieties
Man 2- No! Actualy our
Telefone connection is
in the kitchen ;->
A Great Thinker Once Said -
A Great Thinker Once Said -
A Man With His Tool In A Woman''s Mouth...
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