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pathan ne aik pad mara phir dosra
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pathan ne aik pad mara phir dosra
pathan ne aik pad mara phir dosra
Aik Pathan Ne Aik Pad Mara Phir Dosra,
3,4,5,6.
Kisi Ne Kha Khan Sahab Yeh Kya?
Pathan: Aaj Hum Ne Package Karaya Howa Hai... ;->
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tum se acha to kutta hai
TUM SE ACHA TO KUTTA HAI..
PAppu..!
Kam Se Kam LARKI Palat Palat K DekhTi tu Hai...
k,
Kahin Aa To Nahi Raha... =P ;->
Lawyer:
Lawyer: “What was the first thing your husband
said to you when he woke that morning?”
Witness: “He said, ‘Where am I, Cathy?’”
Lawyer: “And why did that upset you?”
Witness: “My name is Susan.”
2 twins apny kamry mai bethy thy
2 Twins Apny Kamry Mai Bethy Thy.
1 Hans Hans k Lot Pot ho Raha tha,
2nd Udaas Kony Mai betha Tha.
Baap: Tum itna Q Hans Rahy Ho?
Beta: Mummy ne Dono bar isi ko Nehla Diya. :-)
dinner should be light
Sardar:
Why Are You Standing Below
A Tube Light With An Open Mouth?
Pathan:
Because My Doctor Advised Me
Today's Dinner Should Be Light.:-)
ORIGINAL DON:
ORIGINAL DON:
DON ka intizar to 11 town k nazim kar rahy hain
magar DON se GATAR khulwana mushkil he nai namumkin b hai
Q K
DoN is waqt sms parh raha hai,
BREAKING NEWS
BREAKING NEWS
Hakumat ne Ailaan kiya hai 2009-2010 mein new shadi shuda jorey BIJLI peda karenge.
Bache nahi
Q k
Mulk me Bijli ki kami hai
Bachon ki NAHI.
PLz Pray For Me
PLz Pray For Me
I just Got my MedicaL report My condition is
Very CriticaL
As Days r Passing i''m Becoming
More
CuTe
SMARTER
&
AttracTive
Its Not CurabLe. . . ;->
A beautiful young
A beautiful young bride said to her 80 years old husband: "Sweetie, lets go upstairs and make love".He replied: "Make a choice, I can''t do both''''
Latest Bathroom Songs . .
Latest Bathroom Songs . . .
Loose Motion
Ruk Ruk Arey Baba Ruk
Qubz Main
1 Baar Aaja Aaja Aaja Aaja
Gas Trouble
Hawa Hawa Ae Haa Khushboo Luta De . . . ;-
Jab Light Jati Hy Tou . .
Jab Light Jati Hy Tou . .
Defence women says: Oh my God ! Hey Guards, Turn on the generator
Women of Gulshan say : Lo gai light UPS start hy koi chk karo
Kharadar women: Mariviya KESC wara kutay ja bacha heen hul shakoor maum-batti baar.... =P ;)
can u give one word in english...
can u give one word in english...
for the phrase.."Apne kiye pe paani pher na...!!"
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its so simple...
the word is
"FLUSh
ARZ kia hai
ARZ kia hai
teri zindagi main koi gham na ho,
Teri aankh kabhi num na ho,
meri dua hai tujh ko miley aik smart si dulhan,
JIska weight 250KG se kam na ho :)
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