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pathan ne aik pad mara phir dosra
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pathan ne aik pad mara phir dosra
pathan ne aik pad mara phir dosra
Aik Pathan Ne Aik Pad Mara Phir Dosra,
3,4,5,6.
Kisi Ne Kha Khan Sahab Yeh Kya?
Pathan: Aaj Hum Ne Package Karaya Howa Hai... ;->
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kya Matlab main samjha nahi
Teacher to student:
jo doosre ko apni baat na samjha sake woh gadha hota hai.....
Student:
Sir, kya Matlab main samjha nahi....??
Ek premi ne kaha prmika se,
Ek premi ne kaha prmika se,
men tmhari zulfon se khelna chahta hon
premika ne.. wig utar kr dedi or boli khelte rho
mgr kal wapas krdena college b jana ha
What iS www.ORKUT.com ?
What iS www.ORKUT.com ?
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iT''s Orkut''s Son . . .
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How ?
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ChecK Out Da Top Left Corner oF Da Screen...
ORKUT BETA . . . ;->
''Director to actress:
''Director to actress:
tumhe 4 gunde pakrenge
aur hero bachane ayega
Actress: Hero Kaun hai?
Director: Emraan Hashmi
Actress: phir mujhe
usse kaun bachayega?????''
Pathan Apne biwi k Saath Ja Raha Tha:
Pathan Apne biwi k Saath Ja Raha Tha:
1 Larkay Ne Aankh Maari.
Pathan: Tujhe Sharam Nahi Aati Mujhe Aankh Martay Ho.
Larka: Maine Tujhe Nahi, Teri Biwi Ko Maari Hai.
Pathan: Sorry Yaar! Maine Tujhe Ghalat Samjha. :-)
whAt iS tHe nAm3 of bruc3
whAt iS tHe nAm3 of bruc3 lee''s s|st3r wHo cAn wAlk on tHe wAlls?
chipkA-l33
wife: Darling Where''ll
Wife: Darling Where''ll U Take Me On Our 10th Anniversary?
Husband: We''ll Go 2 African Jungle Safari
Wife: Nice, N On 25th Anniversary?
Husband: I''ll Bring U Back
Patna kahan par hai
Ragging ke waqt larko ne 1 larki se kaha,1 sawal ka jawab do:
Patna kahan par hai?
Larki-India mein
Boys-yahin pat jao itni dur jaane ki kiya zarurat hai..!
Khan ko kisi ne bataya
Khan ko kisi ne bataya k jore asmano par bante hai..
Khan bazar se kapra le kar aaya 0r uper ki taraf m0un kar k bola "ya Allah ye mera jora b banade" . . . ;->
welding waly k paas le jaon ga
Jab Kabhi Toot K Bikhro to Batana Mujhko...
Main Tumhain Welding waly k Paas le jaon ga. :-)
lo g mera 1 or sher arz hai
Lo G mera 1 or Sher Arz hai
Idhar B ''situm'' ho Gaya hai
Udher B ''situm'' ho Gaya hai
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Message Delete kardo, sher khatam ho gaya hai.;-)
How can a Sardar
How can a Sardar Kill a Lion ? Sardarji thinks N thinks hard &
comes to a conclusion: I''ll drink poison n let lion eat me. O'' bolo
ta ra ra.
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