Nokrani: Malkin aap udaas kyun ho?

Nokrani:
Malkin aap udaas kyun ho?

Malkin:
Tumhare sahab apne office ki kisi larki se pyar karte hen.

Nokrani: Nahiiiiii.... Sahab mujhe dhoka nahi de saktay.

May, 25 2010 166 chars (2 sms) 2620 views Funny

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Aik hotel mein naye

Aik hotel mein naye Shadi Shuda Jorey ke liye hidayat darj thi:

"Khirki par parde dal dijey...Aap ka piyar andha ho sakta hy...Magar Aap ka Parosi Nahi.."

If people says you

If people says you are crazy, be patiend. if they say you are monkey, relax. if they say you are stupid,be cool but if they say you are smart, Thapad maar sale ko.

bohat kiya intizar

Bohat Kiya intizar,
Lekin Nahi Aayi Pooonn ....

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Wah g Wah...

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kiy kehna...

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Lekin Jab Aayi Pooon,

Sub Ne Kaha...!

Ooon Hooon .... ;->

agr tm kisi naik orat ko janchna chate ho k

Agr tm kisi naik orat ko janchna chate ho K..
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Wo naik serat hai ya nehi, To...
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Srf itna pta kro k Wo...
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Star plus tou nahi dekhti. :-D

''Jab Jab humein

''Jab Jab humein payaas lugti hay,un k anay ki aas lugti hay,un ki dewangi may hum hogaye itnay deewanay k her larki ki maa apni he saas lugti hay.''

vijaymy uncle knew

Vijay:My Uncle knew the exact
date of his death before 1 month...
Das:How is it???
Vijay:Judge told him the
date one month before...!!!

Q: Wo Konsa Kutta

Q: Wo Konsa Kutta Hai Jo Logon Ka Kho0n Chosta Hai Or paisy ki chamak Ka boht Deewana Hai?
uska Name ''Z'' Se Start Hota Hai

Zentaier,
SOuth Africa Me Paya jata Hai.

But I Like The Way You Think...

A Student Attached

A Student Attached A 100 Rupee Note
To His Test Paper N Wrote

"Rs 1 For 1 Mark"
The Paper Checker Sent Him

Rs 81 Back N Wrote

"U Got 19 Marks Keep The Change"

Lets Plan For A Movie 2day

Lets Plan For A Movie 2day

R U Free?

If Yes..

Tum Apne Tv Pe Dekho,

Mein Apne Tv Pe Dekhunge.......

pyar kya to darna kia

Bare Zalim hain teri Gali k bache
Faraz !
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Kutta peche laga ke kehte hain,
PYAR KYA TO DARNA KIA.

main kam per ja rah hoon

Man- Main kam pEr jA Rah hoOn.

Sister- Allah Ki Aman Ho veEr.

Mom-Jeetay Raho Beta.

B.V- Ae Kera Time Ay jAn Da?
Teray kam E Nai Mukday... =P ;->

Q:Why was the ghost arrested?

Q:Why was the ghost arrested?
A:Because it had no haunting license!!''

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