Agar Koi Aap Ko

Agar Koi Aap Ko
Dukh De, Takleef De
Aap Ko Roney Pe Majbur Kerde
Tou Aap B Us Ko Rula Sakte Ho

Pata Hai Kese ???

Us Ki Aankh Main Ungli Maar K ... ;->

May, 18 2010 213 chars (2 sms) 2552 views Funny

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Next Ik Month Tak

Next Ik Month Tak Kise Ko Pashto Mein Mubarak Baad Na Do Warna Aap Baitullah Mehsud k Saathi

"koi Mulvi Sahab Smjhay Jain Gay

"WAZARAT E DAKHLA.

Jab koi baat bigad jae

Jab koi baat bigad jae

jab koi mushkil badh jae

toh

toh

toh
Hoth ghuma,

seeti baja,

seeti baja k bol

bhaiya...

ALL IZZ WELL

aaj ka thought

Aaj Ka ThoughT ;->

If u want to gain knowledge,
add something everyday 2 ur mind.
But if u want to gain wisdom,
remove something everyday from ur mind.

humnain us ki doli sajae hai

Usne haathon per mehendi lagai hai,
Humne uski doli sajai hai,
Hamein pata tha woh bewafa niklegi
Isliye humne uski choti behen ko bhi phasaya hai !!!

Five year old girl

Five year old girl was asked by her teacher what does her father do???
The little girl replied, Whatever my Mom tells him to do...

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What Is The Moral Of Movie

What Is The Moral Of Movie
Om Shanti Om . . . ? ? ?

Ek Chutki Sinduur Ki Qeemat . . .

Ramesh Nahi Janta . . . ;->

aaj phir ek pathan pit gaya

Aaj Phir Ek Pathan Pit Gaya:

Pathan Shia Ki Majlis Mai Gaya,

Aur Wahan Dekha Sab Seenay Pe Haath Maar Rahy Hain.

Pathan Samajh Gaya Aur Zor Zor Se Haath Maar Kar Cheekha.

AAL IZ WELL.

AAL IZ WELL. :-)

Kamal kay NAKHRE Tumhare..

Kamal kay NAKHRE Tumhare............

Ajeb tumhara STYLE hai.........

"SMS" karnay ki fursat nahi or...

Hathon main MOBILE hai...........!!!!!!!!

hum kabhi aap se kha

Hum Kabhi Aap Se Khafa
Nahi Hotey

Pyar k Rishtey Bewafa
Nahi Hotey

Aap Bhaley Humain
Bhula Ker PEPSI Pii Lo

Hum Aap Ko Yaad Kiye
Bina Paani b Nhi Peetey ;->

''Zidi: Tuje pata hai smoking

''Zidi: Tuje pata hai smoking slow poison ka kaam karte hai.
Funy: To mujhay konsa marnay ki jaldi hai''

girls are like internet domain names

Girls are like Internet domain names..

the ones I like are already taken!

nokrani begum sb bl

Nokrani: Begum Sb Blanket Khirki
Se Gir Gya Hai

Malkan: Oh Ye Tm Ne Kiya Kr Diya
Mune Ko Thand Lag Jaye Gi

Nokrani: Fikr Mt Karain
Muna B Blanket Me Hai. :-)

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Agar Koi Aap Ko

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