Maths Teacher

Maths Teacher
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Mathematical Conversions

Teacher-If
1000 Kgs= Ton.
Then

For 3000 Kgs
=How Much?

Santa-
Ton!Ton!Ton!
  

May, 14 2010     142 chars (1 sms)     2814 views       Funny

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