Agar tumhara dost or girlfriend

Agar tumhara dost or girlfriend
Teacher -
Agar tumhara dost or girlfriend,
kashti me doob rahe ho to tum kise
bachaoge..? .
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Student – Marne do dono ko.!
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Student- Saale dono 1 sath 1 kasti mein
kar kya rhe the
  

Dec, 31 2013     233 chars (2 sms)     3541 views       Funny

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Sachon Se Zyada
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U could HUG it when Ur in trouble.
U could CRY on it when Ur in pain.
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Spend Rs50 buy a Pillow.
Which part of body is most sensitive while watching adult movies .?
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Ha ha ha u r wrong.
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Police-Chor Se-" Wada Karo Aagey Se Kabhi Jeb Nahi Katoge !"



Chor-"Mai Wada Karta Hun Ab

Aagey Se Nahi

Balki Pichhe Se Jeb Katunga..