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Agar tumhara dost or girlfriend
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Agar tumhara dost or girlfriend
Agar tumhara dost or girlfriend
Teacher -
Agar tumhara dost or girlfriend,
kashti me doob rahe ho to tum kise
bachaoge..? .
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Student – Marne do dono ko.!
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Student- Saale dono 1 sath 1 kasti mein
kar kya rhe the
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Dec, 31 2013
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ankho mai kuch nami
Ankho mai kuch nami thi,
mujh mai shayad vitamin ki kami thi,
jis se sari raat phone pe bat ki,
wo kambakhat meri mehboba ki ammi thi... =P ;->
''kash tum BAKRI hote,
''kash tum BAKRI hote,
hum tume GHAS khilate or pyar se tumare SING
hilate or puchte msg bhejne me
kanjus kon tu ya main?
to tum pyar
se bolte MAI..MAI..MAI''
"Kameeni bukhar hai mjhe"
Sardion Ki Sham Thi Usne mere Hath Pe Hath Rakha to me Garam tha
usne Kaha Garam Hath Wafa Ki nishani Hoti Hai
Mai Ne Hans Kr Kaha.
"Kameeni bukhar hai mjhe"
( SHORTEST JOKE )
( SHORTEST JOKE )
Fan 2 FIlmstar Meera: " HAPPY BIRTHDAY "
Meera : " SAME TO YOU "
Aik Doctor Apne Dost Se)
Aik Doctor Apne Dost Se)
Yar Mai Soch Raha Hon K Is Gaon Main
Apna Clinic Khol Lon.
Dost:Tumhara Khyal To Naik Hy
Magar Yahan Ka Qabristan Chota Hai .
Girl’s father: “main nahin
Girl’s father: “main nahin
chahta k meri beti apni pori
zindagi ek ghaday k sath guzaray”
Boyfriend:”Bus, isi liye main
usay yahan se le janey aaya hon.”
Customer to waiter
Customer to waiter: Everyday you charge me money for a cup of coffee. It will be wonderful if you serve me coffee free of cost today.
Waiter: Sir, everyday you drink coffee from a filled cup. It will be wonderful if you drink it from an empty cup today . . . ;->
"The powers of mind
"The powers of mind
r like the rays of d sun dissipated.
When they r concentrated,
they illuminate"
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Moral: dont concentrate too much,
it wil burn ur boo
31st march or 1st ap
31st March Or 1st april
Fool is Fool dosnt matter.
Wishing very happy, prosperous and joyful
Fool Day to the King of Fools...;->
Arz Kia Hai.. Dil Ko Dil Se Rah Hoti Hai..
Arz Kia Hai..
Dil Ko Dil Se Rah Hoti Hai..
Wahh..
Uufff..
Ye Kiya Keh Dia Meine..
DilKo DilSe Rah Hoti Hei..
Gooli Maaro To Thaäa Hoti Hai....!!
Close ur eyes.. Think about urself
Close ur eyes..
Think about urself
Ur face,
Ur style,
Ur nature,
Ur looks,
Now open ur eyes.
U have spent half a min watching
A HORROR MOVIE! :-)
Main Nain R0 Kar Uss
Main Nain R0 Kar Uss Se Puucha
Kya Tum Nain New Pyar Dhuund Lia Hai ?
Kamini Sharma Kar B0li~
"Bus Activate Karna Baqi Hai"...! =P ;->
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