Wo khush ikhlaqi.... Wo payari ankhein.... Wo MASOOM sa chehra.... Wo UMDA ZEHAN.... Wo Nice Personality.... Aap ko YAAD Hai??? GOOD.! GOOD.! "Main ab bhi waisi hi hoon"
officer:tell me the opposite of ''DAY' pathan:night officer:cool pathan:warm officer:ugly pathanpichli officer:I said ''UGLY'' pathan:I said ''PICHLI'' officer:Oh my god. pathan:Oh my devil. officer:Get out Pathan:Come in officer:U r rejected. pathan:I m selected. officer:keep quiet. pathan:speak tight. Officer:Go to hell Pathan:come to paradise. officer:nikal ja jahil kahi kay. pathan:ander aao laiq yahe kay. officer:police ko bhulao. pathan:fauj ko bhulao. officer:uffff pathan:tuffff officer:purrrr. pathan:turrrrrrrrrrrr. kuch b kar le tera baap bab mujhe fail nahi kar sakta.
A mother bought her son a $39 Halloween costume to scare his friends "Should I take the price tag off?", the boy asked. "Leave it on," his mother replied. "We''ll scare your father too
Husband aur Wife Hotel
me gaye tabhi 1 Lady ne Hello kiya,
Wife nay pocha,”Koun Thi Wo?”
Husband:-Tum dimagh kharab mat karo,
main pehle hi pareshan hun k woh bhi Yehi pochay gi.
