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If ever I was rude to u,
If ever I was rude to u,
If ever I was angry with u,
If ever I misbehaved with u,
than dont hesitate
JUST SLAP URSELF!
galti app ke he hogi.!!
MUSHARRAF''s ROZGAR SCHEME
MUSHARRAF''s
ROZGAR SCHEME:
Army Join Kijeye
"APNO SE JANG
GERON K SANG".
Salary:
10,000
Medical:
Free
Home Rent:
Free
Commision:
1 Mulla Maarne Per
500 RS.
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MEDIL
+
USA Tour
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Group Photo
With BUSH.
Dozakh Me.
What R U Waitin 4 ?
Go Ahead n Apply 4 It.
Opportunity Never Come Back...
Hurry UP....
To be a "Good professional
To be a "Good professional", always start to study late for "Exams". Because it teaches how to manage "Time" and tackle "Emergencies"!!
sTuDeNt:MiSs
sTuDeNt:MiSs aP nE kAL MuJhE caLL KyOn Ki tHi kYa KaM tHa MuJh Se?
TeAcHeR:Mai Ne To Koi CaLL NaHi Ki
StuDnT:tO pHir mErE mObiLe pE KyOn LiKhA ThA 1 MisS caLL
''OPEN WITH LOVE
''OPEN WITH
LOVE
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KUCH KEHNA HAI,,,,
TUM SE,,,,,,,,,,,
WOHI BAAT JO DIL KO CHOO JAYE......
BAS WOHI
3 LAFAZ!!!!!!
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INSAN BAN JA !
''Wo Apne Mun Per Colour La
''Wo Apne Mun Per Colour Laga Kar Aai
Aur Mujhse Ye Kehne Lagi FARAZ...
Hara Laal Neela
Mun Karlo Rangeela... :-)''
Ek Sharabi 3r Flor
Ek Sharabi 3r Flor
Sy Neechy Gir Gaya
Log Us k Ird-Gird
Jama Ho Gaye Aur Us
Sy Poocha - Kya Hua
Bhai ?
Wo Bola - Pata Nahi,
Main Bhi Abhi Neechy
Aaya Hon ;->
Kanjusi ki had bhi w0 achank paar kr gaya,
Kanjusi ki had bhi w0 achank paar kr gaya,
Mere bicharay dil k tukry 4 kr gaya,
SMS aik bhi na kr saka w0 zalim,
Masjid k speaker mai PYAR ka izhar kr gaya.
Doc: tum
Doc: tum roz subha clinic k bahir khare ho kar aurtoon ko kyon ghoorte ho?
Santa: ji ap ne bahar likha hai: Aurtoon ko dkehne ka samay 9am-11am hai :)
saala movie bana raha hai
Hum to apni hi shadi may bacchiyan taar rahay thay papPu...
Hamain kya pata tha k Saala movie bana raha hai... ;->
Khudi Ko Kr HaseeN Itna
Khudi Ko Kr HaseeN Itna k KatreeNA KAIF Khud tUm Se Kahay.
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"Aj Kala Jora Paa Sadi Farmaish Tay"
1 Larki Apni Friend K
1 Larki Apni Friend K Ghar Jane Lagi To Maa Ne Kaha K Jab
Tak Sarak Se Gari Na Guzre To Sarak Par Mat Karna.Wo Apni Friend K
Ghar Jane Lagi To 30 Minuts Bad Wapis A Gayi.Maa Ne Kaha K
Itni Jaldi Kyun Aa Gayi He.Usne Kaha K Maa Sarak Se Koi Gari
Hi Nhi Guzri Is Liye Me Wapis Aa Gayi.
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