Sitaron se aagay jahan

Sitaron se aagay jahan
Sitaron se aagay jahan aur bhi hain..
Parosan ki do Larkian aur bhi hain,..
Tu Nadan aik Biwi pe tik gaya hai..
Shariyat main 3 Biwiyan aur bhi hain.
  

May, 19 2010     156 chars (1 sms)     2601 views       Funny

more Funny SMS Messages

Aik jin aik sheikh ko chimar gaya..
3 din guzerne k bad wo jin khud hi aik aalim k pas gaya aur kaha
"mei teen dinan tun kuch nai khada menu bahar kaddo"
ICC has decided 2 shorten d

durationof next world cup.


It will consist of opening ceremony,
photo-session,& presenting d world cup
2 AUSTRALIA..!!
Remember !

Divorce is never a
solution
Try to stay away for
few years

If differences dtill
persist


Just



KILL YOUR WIFE

(Peer Asif Zardari) ;->
Which is the most confusing day in America(U.S.A)?
.
.
Fathers day..!!
coz..
NOBODY knows whom to wish....
''change tu mai manda hoya raag k saare ghanda hoyaa balens tenu kalya sajna maseet de jena chanda hoyaa''
Laloo Invite Englishman 4 Lunch.

When Curd Served,Englishman Asks,What Dis?

He Explains
"Milk Sleeping In Nite,
Morning Become Tight"
BOY: Apni beti ki shadi mujse kar dain mei apko us k wazan k brabar sona dunga
MEMON: Muje waqt do
BOY: sochne ko?
MEMON: Nahi beti ka wazn barhanay k lyae
Wht Will A "DRINK" Calld If It Is Made By Pthan,

.




.




Socho. .





.





.

Nahi






.






.

Let Me Tell U






.




.


.


"Khocha Kola"
Sun Makes Moon Shine

Curent Makes Bulbs Shine

Wax Makes Candles Shine But,I''m Realy Confusd

Wat Makes Ur Teeth Shine?

''Harpic''or ''Domex''
Teacher: ''Hello Boys, Remember.. Nothing is impossible''

One student: ''Ok sir, U please take out all the toothpaste & put it back in the tube again''
A lady delivered twins. Suprisingly one is a boy and another is a dog how it is possible?

Bcoz her husband is HUTCH DEALER....

wherever u go out network follows
Always smile ok
Because

Your smile is so
Captivating and so nice

Show me a sample





,,//,,
[@..@]
[.____,]

oye hoye
SO CUTE!