Newton ne apple

Newton ne apple
Newton ne apple niche girte dekha or gravity ki khoj ki
Koi ya puchey k 25 saal sa potty karta tha
to wo kya upar jati thi Saaley hamain bevakuf banatey hain
  

May, 22 2010     160 chars (1 sms)     2353 views       Funny

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God has Four gifts for u:

A Key for every Problem,

a Light for every Shadow,

a Plan for every Tomorrow

& a Joy for every Sorrow.

Enjoy GOD''s gift.
Jin Sheikh ko chimar gya. 3 din baad Jin khud eik aalim key paas gya aur bola, "Aalim Saab menu baar kaddo, mey tey bhukka mar chalaan"
GURBAT MITAO OFFER OF ALL GREEB CUSTOMER

easy tamam cutomers jo k nihiat gurbat ka shikar hain or un
k pass galti se mobile fone or connection hy un k liye speacail
offer hy k wo iss number 0321-6307893 per MISS CALL kerain
or free BALANCE hasal kerain.
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NOTE:
yeh offer un hazrat k liye hy jin ka balance ZERO hy
U May Have 10 Ppl 2 Talk

U may Have 100 Ppl 2 Care

U may Have 1000 Ppl 2 Love



But

U have Only 1 Crazy Frnd

Who Disturbs U Ne Tym


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That''s me . . . =)
How Do U CUT Roads . . . ? ? ?









By LAUGHING. . .










How. . . ? ? ?













B''coz






''''Hanste Hanste CUT jayen Raste'''' ;->
Whtz The Difference b/w Hockey n Cricket?
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Hockey Mai Pakistani 1 Ghantay Mai Zalil Hotay Hain
Jab Ke Cricket Mai 6 Ghante Lag Jatay Hain
A woman shoots her
husband. Then she holds
him under water for over
5 minutes. Finally, she
hangs him. But 5 minutes
later they both go out and
enjoy a wonderful dinner
together.

How can this be?

Answer Updated :

She took a picture of him (shoots a picture.)
Then she held the picture/film under water to develop.
Finally she hung the picture to dry.





Teacher 2 chiLd!

Tum bohat badtamez ho gaye ho batao kya saza dun tumhen??



Child:
Wo larki jo 2nd last seat pe bathi hai us K Sath bahir nikal dain;-)
Angry boss: Tumne kabhi Ullu dekha hai?
Executive (sar jhukate hue): Nahin sir.
Boss: Niche kya dekh rahe ho ? Meri taraf dekho
Hum to apni hi shadi may bacchiyan taar rahay thay papPu...


Hamain kya pata tha k Saala movie bana raha hai... ;->

Phaansi

l----l-
l ''.o.
l /l\ phaansi
l JL ll

Ye b tumhari trha Bohat km sms krta tha.

LATKA DALA salay ko

ab teri bari ha
''"Khudi ko kar buland itna k K2 ki choti pe ja puhnche
K Iqbal tujh se puchhe, ulu k pathay utray ga kesay?"