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Pathan Passport banwaney gya,
Pathan Passport banwaney gya,
Clerk: NIC do, Pathan ne biwi ka NIC dia.
Clerk: Biwi ka nahi apna do.
Pathan:
Kal to hamko bola tha K..
"NADRA"
ka lye kr aao.
Pappu while filling up a form:
Pappu while filling up a form:
What should I write against mother tongue.?
Santa: Very long…..!
pathan in urdu
Teacher: Translate into Urdu.
"She is Kidding"
Pathan: Woh Bachay Day Rahi Hai.
Bus Conductor Ki Shaadi Ho Rahi Thi
Ek Bus Conductor Ki Shaadi Ho Rahi Thi.
Woh Stage pe Sofay Per Betha Hua, Apni Dulhan Se Bola:
Zara Idhar Ho Kar Betho Baaji! Ye 3 ki Seat Hai. :-) :-) :-)
A ThermoMeter is n0t the 0nly thing
A ThermoMeter is n0t the 0nly thing
that gets a “DEGREE” without having a “BRAIN”…! :p
A silent msg f0r all studnts;-)
Papa Sach Or Raaz
Boy: Papa Sach Or Raaz Me Kia Farq Hai?
Papa: Tum Mery Bety Ho Ye Sach Hai,
Tumhara Dost Arshad B Mera Hi Beta Hai
Ye 1 Raaz Hai ;)
''Marriage is the proces
''Marriage is the process of finding out what kind of man your wife would have preferred.''
Why Do All Cricket
Why Do All Cricket Players Wear Same Color Clothes?
Coz Its A Match. Got It Man
''Two devils came in 2 my dreams.
''Two devils came in 2 my dreams.
They said,
“We want 2 disturb some good person.”
I suggest them your name.
They said,
“We cannot disturb our boss.”''
FARAZ
Ab tu sonay ko dil karta hai mera
.
FARAZ
.
.
Jab sa kamray mein AC laga hai generator ka sath
"Happy loadshding in Pakistan"
Faqeer To Memon :
Faqeer To Memon :
Allah k Naam Pe Kuch De Do Baba
Memon:
Aao Baba , Cycle Pe betho
Round De Deta Hoon ... ;->
Mubarkan hon g mubarkan
Mubarkan hon g mubarkan
Balle balle
Haye shaawa
Chak de phatte
Aha ahaOoo...
OoOoO...Oo
Gidda paa lo bai gidda paa lo..
Mauj mana lo
Tak taka tak
Tak taka tak
Duzzz..Duzzz..
Bishken...Bishken
Totak totak totak tutian hy jamalo Hy jamalo
-Kyunke-
Bande nu hasde khelde rena chaida a
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