Barsat ki raat .

Barsat ki raat .
Barsat ki raat
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1 bhigi larki
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bhige kapre

bhigi zulfen
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bhige hont
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us se nazren mili
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dekh kar is dharakte dil ne kaha...




kal ye 100%

bemaar hogi... ;->
  

May, 19 2010     188 chars (2 sms)     2048 views       Funny

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Cheese is Cheese
Butter is butter
if u 4get me
i will throw u in
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Once upon a time there was a sexy girl.












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Sharm karo begharato mulk de halat
vekho te apne jazbat vekho.
He said… Do u love me just coz
my father left me a fortune?
She said… No stupid, I’d love u no matter
who left you the money!

TechAr BAngALi StudEnt sE:

Is JuMLe ki Urdu bAtAo

"My BrothEr cAn''t Cook."





BAngALi:

"HAmArE BhAi k0 PokhAnA nAi atA"... ;->
Hi,
Doing nothing?
Then make a place,
4 Me in ur heart!!
I may come there any time!
Urs faithfully,
Heart Attack
Ek Shadi Mai Dulhan Ka Pehla Mangetar B Saj Dhaj K Aya Howa Tha

Kisi Ny Pocha K Kia Ap Dolha Hain?

Us Ny Kaha

"Ge Nahe Main Semi Final Mai Knock Out Hogaya Tha"
SMS ka len den yuhi chalta rahega
dosti ka silsila badalta rahega
aap delete karte reh jaoge
par aapka mobile mere sms se bharta jaye ga
Friendship means:
u happy i happy,
u sad i sad,
u cry i cry,
u laugh i laugh,


u fell down in mud




i dance dhinchak dhinchak dhinchak... ;->

A sweet demand by a kid.

He was beaten up by his mom.

Dad askd what happnd son?

kid said i cant adjust with ur wife anymore,

i want my own
Aaj Ki Dua:


Aye Allah!







Koi Ghalti Se Mere Number Per Balance Send Kar Day.

Sab Kaho Aameen. :-)
Friend 2 pathan.
Yaar Aaj tumhara mobile bohat baj raha hai kheriyat to hey na.
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Pathan:
O nahin yaara aaj ghalti sey main apni behan ka mobile ley aaya hu
Rs 60/- per day is wasted in smoking, which could be used to feed a hungry man in india.

So lets keep smoking, marne do saalon ko !

PAKISTAN ZINDABAD!