Some times small things in l

Some times small things in l
Some times small things in life..

Hurt a lot...

if you don''t agree ..

with me ....

then ...

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try to sit ...


On a

COMMON PIN :)
  

May, 22 2010     172 chars (2 sms)     1848 views       Funny

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Shaadi Me Dulha K Saath Barati Kyun Jate Hain ?
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Kyun K Log Kehte Hain K Kisi K Sukh
Main Jao Na Jao

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Dukh Main Zarur Jana Chahiye ... ;-)
OncE jAmEs BonD mEt A dOg In JunglE
hE saId


"I Am BOND...!

JAMES BOND...!

thE dOg BitEs Him
nD rePilEd

"I Am KUTTA...!!

PAGAL KUTTA...!!
How lazy people like u wash face in the winter season?










They stand infront of da mirror, throw da water on da mirror & say
Oh God sooooooooooo cold water ;->
Meet In RAJASTAN,

Love In HINDUSTAN Marrage In DEVASTAN,

Take Honymoon In AFGANISTAN,

But Dont Bring Ur Population 2 Our Pakistan
''MALOOM HAI AAP BOHUT BUSY HO.
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ISS LIYE KUCH NAHI LIKHA WARNA AAP KO PARHNA PARTA!..''


Teacher: Give Me Sentence With a Direct Object.

Student: Every one Thinks You Are The Best Teacher.

Teacher: Than,
But What is The Object?


Student: To Get Good Marks! :-)
What Would U Call The Most Beautiful Ant???




Chi-Kani...

:))
2 pathan masjid mai namaz parhne aye.
first pathan: chalo shukar hai namaz nahi nikli




agar wazu ke chakar mai parte to namaz nikal jati;-)!
Kya aap confidence se chalte hai...

kya aap penalty bharte hai...

kya aap mobile ke bill se darte hai...

To aap sms kyon nahi karte hai?


If You Keep Your
Feet Firmly On The
Ground ...























You''ll Have Trouble
Putting On Your
Pants ... ;->
Jis TRAIN mai
SUNDAR-SUNDAR
LARKIYA safar kar
rahi ho us TRAIN
ko kya kahoge.?

SoCho!!!

its simple yaar..




























"MAAL GARI"
Paani Ka MaZak Kese Udaoge??
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Paani Ko Garam Karo Aur Nahao Hi Mat!