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May, 19 2010
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aik aurat
1 Aurat Aadhi Raat Ko Qabar Pr Baithi Thi
Musafir Ne Pocha: Darr Nhi Lgta?
Aurat: Lo Is Me Da
e Ki Kya Baat Hy
Andar Garmi Thi Is Liye Bahir Bethi Hon =P =D
.Mere Nana ne ye keh ker mujh se rishta tor dia Faraz
.Mere Nana ne ye keh ker mujh se rishta tor dia Faraz
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Moong phali mein dana nahi. hum tumharey Nana nahi...
''''HUSBAND:
''''HUSBAND: rat nu main ek movie vekhi ek churail kadi mery aggy kadi mery pechy. WIFE: keri movie vekhi?HUSBAND: appny viyah di ...
Teacher : Correct the sentence,
Teacher : Correct the sentence,
“A bull and a cow is grazing in the field”
Student : “A cow and a bull is grazing in the field”
Teacher : How?
Student : Ladies first.
Lalu: Rabri,
Lalu: Rabri, tum to hamara CHAND ho.
Rabri: Na ji hamka CHAND VAND mat kahiye,
ye sasure America wale roj Chand pe chadte utarte rahte hai.....;->
NeeNd mE h0 to sApNe BhEjo
BoY: NeeNd mE h0 to sApNe BhEjo,
JAag rAh¡ h0 to YAdEiN bhEj0,
Ro rAhE h0 t0 AnSu BhEjo,
sMs pArh rAhi h0 to REpLy BhEjo..
GirL: ToiLET mE ho, kyA BhEjoN? ;-
1 Aamaq Dosre Amaq Se:
1 Aamaq Dosre Amaq Se:
Aray Yar!Agr Talaab Jal Jye To Machliho Ka Kya Hoga?
Dosra Amaq:
Aray Tum B Pagal Ho Atna B Nai Smjte Machliya Darkhat Par Chadh Jayege.!
Sher ki shadi thi
Sher ki shadi thi, barat me sab sheron ke bech ek kutta nach raha tha, usse pucha app yahan kaise? To kuta bola shadi se pehle hum bhi sher thee.
Aaj kAdIn bArA *ManHooS* tha ..
Aaj kAdIn bArA *ManHooS* tha ..
ARRAY YAAR ...
ManhOOs Se yAAd AyA ....
KaisA hAi Tu ?? =P *
Ik Admi 24 Ghante Pani Me
Ik Admi 24 Ghante Pani Me
Sanass Rokay Raha
Ajj 5 Baje Us Ki Namaz-E-Janaza
Cantt Qabaristan Me Ada Hogi
What Kind Of Car
What Kind Of Car
Drives Over water ... ?
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Any Kind Of Car,
If It Goes Over
A Bridge ... ;->
"==LyF Ki RiNgToNe=="
"==LyF Ki RiNgToNe=="
Gham Ko Karo Delete
Khushi Ko Karo Save
Rishton Ko karo Recharge
Dosti Ko karo Download
Dushmani Ko Karo Erase
Sach Ka Karo Broadcast
Jhoot Ko karo Switch Off
Tention Ko Karo Not Rechargeable
Pyar Ki karo InComing On
Nafrat Ki karo OutGoing Off
Lanuage Ko Karo Control
Hansi Ka Karo Outbox Full
Aansu Ka Karo Inbox Khaali
Gusse Ko karo Hold
Muskan Karo Send
Help Ko Karo Ok
Self Ko karo Autolock
Dil Ko Karo Viberate
Phir Dekho Lyf Ki Ringtone Kitni Polyphonic Ho Jaye Gi....... :->
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