If Rakhi Sawant

If Rakhi Sawant
If Rakhi Sawant started acting in Ekta Kapoor soaps as the Drama Queen, what would be the name of the serials ?

Kyonki Saas bhi Kabhi Item Girl Thee
Kahin Kissing Roz
Kyaa Hoga Mika Kaa
  

May, 19 2010     191 chars (2 sms)     2134 views       Funny

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Keep Silence

For

2 Minutes

In Memory Of

Those

Poor

Helpless

Hopeless

Mosquitoes

Who Died

Last Night

By The Stnech Of

Ur

Body . . ..





Kabhi Tou Naha Lia Ker Maire Dost. . . . . :P
''You are equal to sixty james bond!


How??


007 * 60 = 420''
Are you know jAn|x?

Today is world women''s day . Kaash aap women hote men aapko happy women world day kehta. :-D.
U r Very special 4 me.
So i want 2 gift u N-73
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Gin lena puray hy:-D
Dabbey mai Dabba
Dabbey mai cake
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memon Na ban!!!
SMS bhej :-
Buyer To Seller : Is It A Faithful Dog?

Selle r:Yes I Have Sold It 3 Times Earlier Also.

It Is So Faithful,

Everytime It Returned Back To ME



Ye Msj Blank Nhi He.

Apko Dhund Ki Wja Se Wrds Nazr Nai A Rahe...

Happy Fog Day
Teacher : U failure !
At ur age Bill gates stood first in the class
Student : Mind u, Sir,
but at ur age hitler commited suicide
"Think"
Why u r so sweet?
Why u r so intelligent?
Why u r so innocent?
Why u r so lucky?


Ab hum se salaam duaa ka kuch tu asar ho ga na ... =P ;->

Baap: Afsos ke tm emtehan mein fail hogae..


beta: kia karta sab sawal sood pr the or sood haram hay ;->
Line marne k bohat se tareqe hein, jin me se chand darj-zeel hein:











1: Pakki pencil se,
2: Kachi pencil se,
3: Marker se,
4: Pen se..! :-p
Sweetest xcuse

A kid gets 0 marks in a paper.Father angrily says wat is this?
Kid replies: teacher k pas Star khatam ho gay to Planet dene shuro kardiye..