If Rakhi Sawant

If Rakhi Sawant started acting in Ekta Kapoor soaps as the Drama Queen, what would be the name of the serials ?

Kyonki Saas bhi Kabhi Item Girl Thee
Kahin Kissing Roz
Kyaa Hoga Mika Kaa

May, 19 2010 191 chars (2 sms) 2725 views Funny

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I''m glad love doesn''t

I''m glad love doesn''t com wid price tags. for f it did, id never afford someone as great as u.

Aisa DOSTANA hamara

Aisa DOSTANA hamara, Mai KASHTI tu kinara, Mai DHANUSH tu teer, Mai MATAR tu paneer, Mai VARSHA tu badal, Mai RAJMA tu chawal, Mai HOT tu cool, Mai APRIL tu..

The Seven Modern

The Seven Modern Sins: politics without principles, pleasures
without conscience, wealth without work, knowledge without
character, industry without morality, science without humanity, worship without sacrifice.

Height of AbsurdiTy.

Height of AbsurdiTy. . .

The Press: What are the Mineral Resources in your State?
Governor: We have Fanta, Coke, Pepsi and Sprite, That''s all... ;->

we must believe in

We Must Believe In
LUCK ...

For

How Else Can We
Explain

''The Success Of Those
We Do Not Like ...!" ;->

sholay mein abraham

Sholay mein ABRAHAM LINCOLN ka double role tha.....
batao kaise....????

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Amitabh Bachan''s biased coin....having two heads.....

Azaad Pakistan K NALAYAK

Azaad Pakistan K NALAYAK SMS Parhne Walo

Agar Aj Valentines Day ya Frindship Day Hota To INBOX Full Hota Chalo

jaldi se utho aur sabko wish

karo

HappY QaiD DaY

Yaar Raat To Kamaal Hogaya,

Yaar Raat To Kamaal Hogaya,

Ek Ghanta Ek Minute Tak Pishaab Karta Raha
11:59 Pm Say 1:01 Am Tak Itna Lambaaaaaa...
Record Hogaya Ye To

... Money Talks ...

... Money Talks ...

I Don''t Deny ...

I Heard It ...

When I Took It Out From Pocket ...

It Said Good-Bye ... ;->

adnam saami se

adnam saami se inspire ho kar, humne bhi wajan kam karne ki thaani
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adnam saami se inspire ho kar, humne bhi wajan kam karne ki thaani

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adnam saami se inspire ho kar, humne bhi wajan kam karne ki thaani
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. after getting inspired from, i also decided to loose weight
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adnam saami se inspire ho kar, humne bhi wajan kam karne ki thaani
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roj khaaye channe aur piya thanda thanda paani...........;->

Which Department

Which Department Have Great Loss Due To Load Shedding?
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Family Planing

1 Boy:Yar larkion ko “I love you”

1 Boy:Yar larkion ko “I love you”
kehnay ki sub se achi jaga kon si hai?
2 boy:Mazaar
1Boy:woh kion?
2boy:kion k wahan unke paon mein chappal nahin hoti.

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If Rakhi Sawant

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