If Rakhi Sawant

If Rakhi Sawant
If Rakhi Sawant started acting in Ekta Kapoor soaps as the Drama Queen, what would be the name of the serials ?

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May, 19 2010     191 chars (2 sms)     2960 views       Funny

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Why isn''t Akshay Kumar''s wife
not a big star as he is?






bcoz



Twinkle Twinkle ''little'' star.!
''Dill torne walon ko saza Q nhe milti
Hr ksiko pyar krne ki dua Q nhe milti
Log kehte hain ishq to ek bimari hai

To phr MEDICAL STORE pr iski Dawa Q nhe milti.?''
Ek bAAr jAAn mAng kAr To DekhO

Ek bAAr HumKo pukAAr kAr To DekhO

AgaR hUm nA ayeN To SamAjH lEnA
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PRINCE SorAhe hAin AuR Cell SilEnT pEr hAi
L o n g t i m e a g o... o n l y idiots used... to read my S M S. And, t o d a y, the history continues....
Parvez Musharaf Has Resigned

From His Presidency..

Now Vote For New President,

Type "KASHIF" And Send it to,

"0345-3932040"

For Bright Fuuture Of

Islami Jamhoriya Pakistan..!!

Thanks..!! :-)
''Udhar aap majboor bethay hain, Idher ham majboor bethe hain!

Baat ho to aakhir kaisay ho,
Jab dono taraf 2 kanjoos bethe hain!''
Wh8''s d difference b/w
unethical & ethical
advrtising?

Unethical advrtising
uses falsehood 2
deceive d Public,
Ethical advertising uses
truth 2 deceive d
public ;)
Whats The Difference Between Compelete & Finished ?

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If U R Find Gud Wife U R Compelete

Otherwise U r Finished .!!
The night was dark, the moon was high
I stopped my car....you wondered why?
I leant so close, you felt shy
I uttered those three word

















I.....la
puncture? ;->
Pathan.
Agr mere Hath Me hukumat ho to Me MULK ki Tqdeer badaL don.

Wife:
Tum pehle Apni Shalwar to badal Lo, Subha se meri Shalwar pehn k ghom rahay ho.
A SARDAR BUYS 4 TYRES BCOZ THEY WERE CHEAP.

HIS WIFE SHOUTS, WHY DID U BUY TYRES,

WHEN WE DONT HAVE A CAR.

SARDAR SHOUTED BACK,

DO I SAY ANYTHING WHEN U BUY BRA......................?.
A sardar wanted to sell his old battered Maruti car which had done more than
100,000 kms. Since no body was inclined to buy it, he approached his friend to
help him dispose it off. The friend advised him to have the mileage meter
reading reduced to around 30,000 kms so that he could tell the prospective
customer that it has been used sparingly. The sardar liked the idea. A few
weeks later the same friend met him and enquired whether he was able to
dispose off his car. The sardar replied, "Are you mad? Who sells a car which
has done only 30000 kms