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A man''s silence can break a woman''s
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woman''s silence can give a man a thousand moments of peace! ;->
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May, 19 2010
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Indian: Humare pass kanjar hain,
Indian:
Humare pass kanjar hain,
kutte hain, Sowar hai.
Tumhare pass kia hai?
Pakistani:
Tum humara muqabla kabhi nhi kar sakte,
Humare pass ZARDARi hy =P ;->
larkiyon se dil laga
LarKiyon Se Dil LaGana Ik Bhool hY
LarKiyo K Piche jana Fazool hY
Jis Din Kisi Larki Ne ApKo Keh Dia "I LOVE U"
To Samajh Lena Us Din
APRIL-FOOL hY.
Read each word Reversely:
Read each word Reversely:
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suomaF
rotcoD
dloT
eM
tahT
ylnO
latneM
stneitaP
evaH
ehT
tnelaT
oT
daeR
$M$
revenehW
stI
nettirW
‘…ylesreveR
Memon: Aur sunao
Memon: Aur sunao, thanda piyo gay ya garam?
Mehman: Thanda aur garam dono!
Memon: Aye Shazia, ek glass fridge se aur ek glass geser se pani la do
INDIA me 1 Ajeeb-o-Gareeb SMS hy
INDIA me 1 Ajeeb-o-Gareeb SMS hy
Jo Bolta B hy
Chalta B hy
Khata B hy
Monchen b hen uski
Pagri b pehnta hy
Naam hy uska
S=Sardar
M=ManMohan
S=Singh.....
New Economic Lingo -
New Economic Lingo -
Crisis Special
1. CEO - Chief
Embezzlement Officer
2. CFO - Corporate
Fraud Officer
3. VALUE INVESTING -
The Art Of Buying
Low & Selling Lower
4. STOCK ANALYST -
Idiot Who Just
Downgrade Ur Stock
5. PROFIT - An
Archaic Word No
Longer In Use ... ;->
Ye PAKISTAN nhi CHAAND ka tukra hy
Dunya Chaand pr jane k liye Be-taab hy
Hum Khush-naseeb hyn k Zameen pr rehty huey Chaand pr hyn
Ye PAKISTAN nhi
CHAAND ka tukra hy
Aur Chaand pr na Light hoti hy,
na Paani, na Gas,
na Aata, na Cheeni,
So plz no tension,
Enjoy your life on Moon ... ;->
*Nice Patriotic Story*
*Nice Patriotic Story*
1 Pakistani, Jo Pakistan Se Nafrat Karta Tha, Aur Har Waqt Problms Ki Waja Se Pakistan Ko Bura Bolta Rehta Tha.
Us Pe 1 Din Bijli Ka Taar Gir Gaya
Wo Tarap Tarap K Marne Hi Wala Tha
K
Light Chali Gai
Pakistani Sari Nafrat Bhool K Khushi
Se Bola
*Pakistan Zindabad* ~¤
''Ghalib farmaty hain
''Ghalib farmaty hain
Ishq karne Se Pehle Us Ka Anjam Dekh Lo
Ishq Karne Se Pehle Us Ka Anjam Dekh Lo
Agar Phir Bhi Samaj Na Aaye To
Film ''TERE NAAM'' Dekh Lo.''
Itne Kam Kapray Pehan Kf
Boss: Itne Kam Kapray Pehan K
Q Aai Ho? Aadha Jism Dikh Raha Hai.
Girl: Itni Salary Mein Yehi Aata Hai!
Boss: Manager, Iss Ko 3 Months Tak Salary Mat Dena
Exams ke 4 din pehle syllabus dekha to yaad aaya,
Exams ke 4 din pehle syllabus dekha to yaad aaya,
Kuch To Hua Hai Kuch Ho Gaya Hai,
Exams ke din paper dekh kar yaad aaya,
Sab Kuch Alag Hai Sab Kuch Naya Ha
My night r becoming
My night r becoming sleepless, my dream r becoming hopeless, i asked God is it love ? God said no.
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