A man''s silence

A man''s silence can break a woman''s

heart into a thousand pieces while a

woman''s silence can give a man a thousand moments of peace! ;->

May, 19 2010 149 chars (1 sms) 3351 views Funny

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ali mama main bara

Ali : Mama main bara hoke Pilot banonga
Mamma : Beta mujhay kaise pata chalega ke ye mere betay ka jahaz hai?
Ali : Guzarte waqt apnay gher per Gola phaink dia karonga.

Sher ki shadi thi

Sher ki shadi thi, barat me sab sheron ke bech ek kutta nach raha tha, usse pucha app yahan kaise? To kuta bola shadi se pehle hum bhi sher thee.

Woh chumle ek baar t

Woh chumle ek baar to aati nahi neend
unki awaz sunte sunte hi raat jaati hai beet.
isiliye kehati hoon yaaro
ye risk na uthao
morten JALAO MACHCHHAR BHAGAO !!! :)

TEACHER:Us ne KHUDKUSHI kar li.. Usay KHUDKUSHI karni parri..

TEACHER:Us ne KHUDKUSHI kar li.. Usay KHUDKUSHI karni parri..

farak batao....

STUDENT:Pehla parrha likha berozgar tha, Dusra SHADI-SHUDA tha . . . . ;->

Failure Is Not When Your GirlFriend Leaves

Failure Is Not When
Your GirlFriend Leaves
You

It''s When You
Don''t Try For
Her Sister . . . ;->

Ghadey Ko Ghadi Se Pyar Hogya ...

Ghadey Ko Ghadi Se Pyar Hogya ...

Wa wa
wa wa
.
Ghadey Ko Ghadi Se Pyar Hogya ...
.
.
.
.Itna Romentic SmS Parh Kar Aik Aur Ghada TAIYAR Hogya...

Allah Aap ko sub

Allah Aap ko sub kuch de car ghar daulat izzat shohrat property khushian sukoon aur aur aur aur bas kar laalchi kuch reh gaya hai kia? itna lalach bhi acha nahin hota

brain ....to think abt u

brain ....to think abt u
eyes....to look at u
heart.... to luv u
legs... to walk with u
mouth ... to say i miss u
foot .... to kick u if u forget me

It''s the sweetest

It''s the sweetest thing to do. Do it the bed, on a sofa, in the bathroom or anywhere! U must never stop doing it. It''s called Prayer! God bless ur naughty mind.

this authentical poem

New 2010

This authentical poem is written on tatti
by u better knows.

Kyun tatti tatti krti hai,
kyun lende pe tu mrti hai.
Ik bat muje btla de tu,
us Qabaz se kyun nai drti hai,
kea hota hai tatti mein,
tatti ki lga dun dheri,
mein barish kr dun tati ki,
jo tu ho jae meri ... =P ;->

My Heart Problem

My Heart Problem Has reached such a critical Stage that doctor says there are only 2 option left

I.C.U

Or..?

U C Me !!!

Press down if u like me

Press down
if u like me

So u like me

so sweet

Ok
u can stop

Enough plz
Stop it

this is 2 much

Oh my God

Ok Ok
i like u 2

Uff,Crazy fans..

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A man''s silence

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