The SMS Of The Year 2009

The SMS Of The Year 2009
The SMS Of The Year 2009:

Woh Mujhse Meri Girlfriend Ka Pata Puchta Hai.

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Kitna Pagal Hai, Apnay He Ghar Ka Pata Poochta Hai. :-)
  

May, 13 2010     152 chars (1 sms)     2543 views       Funny

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