If u want to be a winner in life...

If u want to be a winner in life...
If u want to be a winner in life...
& want to become a great person...
listen to what your girlfriend say...
AND DO THE OPPOSITE...
  

May, 19 2010     135 chars (1 sms)     2300 views       Funny

more Funny SMS Messages

Classic example to prove " Girls r Selfish"
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When i was child,many Girls wanted to kiss me.
I Allowed
&
Now i want to kiss many Girls ,but no one Allows!!:p

> > Law Of Love < <

"The Rate Of Change
Of Intensity Of Love Of
A Girl Towards Boy
Is Directly Propotional
To The Instantaneous
Bank Balance Of The
Boy
And
Direction Of This
Love Is Same To As
Increment Or
Decrement Of The
Bank Balance..." ;->
''Kuch is tarah Usne mujhe Bewakoof Bana Diya Faraz.....


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Ji Haan! Bilkul Isi Tarah.''
Naya Daur ...

Boy: Main Tumhare Liye Aasman Se
Chaand Taarey Tod K La Sakta Hoon !!!

Girl : Is ki Zarurat nahi, Ab Tou Aata , Ghee , Chawal
Aur Generator Se Kaam Chalega ... ;->
Pathan:
Yaar Mere Pass Paise Nhi Hyn
Mjhe Ghar Lena Hy Kia Karo''n ?

Dost: Tou Bnk Se Loan Le Lo!

Pathan:
Loan Tou Le Lo Mgr
Hum Ko Srf Cotto Pehan''ne
Ki Aadat Hy ... ;->
HumAyuN is very happy that FB has been blocked.,
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But I dont know where to put this status...!! :D
Sincere Apology: If u dont like any of my SMS n dont like 2 read,
then plz dont hesitate,
feel free to..... throw ur mobile!!
EXAMS ARE LIKE GIRL FRIENDS;

1. TOO MANY QUESTIONS.

2. DIFFICULT TO UNDERSTAND.

3. MORE EXPLANATION IS NEEDED.

4. RESULT IS ALWAYS FAIL!
Father:The school report gives you ''D''

for conduct and an ''A'' for courtesy.

How did you manage that?

Son:Whenever I punch someone,

I apologise
Dil Or Duniya Me Sirf Itna Frq He

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Is Duniya Me Bahut Log Rehte He

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"BHABI g" Rehti hai



har jagha khud ko mat gusaya karo OK.
Meet In RAJASTAN,

Love In HINDUSTAN Marrage In DEVASTAN,

Take Honymoon In AFGANISTAN,

But Dont Bring Ur Population 2 Our Pakistan
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"Alhamdulillah" bohot mazay mein hain;-)