ITS GREAT TO BE A GIRL!

ITS GREAT TO BE A GIRL!
ITS GREAT TO BE A GIRL!

V can use tears as a threat. ;->

Most guys wont hit us. ;->

V can always find someone to pay for our drink. ;->

V slap hard. ;->

V''re tempting. ;->

V dont have to pay for dinner. ;->

V''re the subject of almost ALL the love songs. ;->

No matter how mean v r, v can always get someone to fall in love wid us. ;->

We dont always mean wht v say. ;->

V dont always say wht v mean. ;->

Our Handwriting is Always Better... ;->
  

May, 13 2010     512 chars (4 sms)     2567 views       Funny

more Funny SMS Messages

A Sardar & his wife were waiting for train
itne main KHYBER MAIL aa gaye
Sardar bhag k train mein charha
or
apni wife se bola
jab khyber female aye to tum bhi ajana
brain ....to think abt u
eyes....to look at u
heart.... to luv u
legs... to walk with u
mouth ... to say i miss u
foot .... to kick u if u forget me
Can you guess, whats the ring tone of Osama..!






No !!not an Urdu song,







English music !! No ways..








It''s... Main yahan hoon, yahan hoon yahhan hoon yahaan.... ;->
Teacher: Dunya K Pehle Insaan Ki Nationality Kya Thi?

Boy: Pakistani.

Teacher: Woh Kese?

Boy: Uske Paas
Na Ghar Tha
Na Aata
Na Bijli
Na Cheeni

Phir Bhi Woh Zinda Tha. :-)
Vegetable msg...

MOOLI gajar ka noor tujh pr brsy

Teri chahat ko Aaloo timater trsy.

Teri zindagi me ayen itny kaddoo.

k tu Chotay tinday khany ko tarsy.
When i dont get ur sms!!



A little pain in my heart.




A small tear in my eyes




And sadness falls on my face.



What is this?




Its nothing




“Just Dramabazi“ ;->
Cheese is Cheese
Butter is butter
if u 4get me
i will throw u in
*-*-*-*-*-*-*
* G U T T E R *
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Pathan,sindhi, Balochi Farishtay sy bolay k ALLAH sy arz karo k Jahan dekho har Mehkmay mein Punjabi hi hoty hain
Q?

Farishta bola:
Mai hunay Gya ty Hunay aya . . . ;->
Teacher:IF EUROPE IS 2WARDS UR LEFT SIDE. . . .

AFRICA 2WARDS RIGHT SIDE. . .

AND ASIA IN FRNT . . .

DAN WAT WIL B AT UR BACK SIDE?

studnt:SIR . . . . .

MENE ami SE PEHLE HE KAHA THA K SIR MERE phati pent DEKH LE GEY . . . . . . . . . ;->
Aisa hai dostana hamara,
mein kisti tu kinara ,
mai dhanush tu teer ,
mai matar tu paneer ,
mein barish tu badal ,
mai rajma tu chawal,
mein hot tu cool ,
mai April tu fool
''1 Girl: Mujhe to Aisa Larka chahiye jo,
Smart
Khubsurat
Descent
Shareef
Stylish
Naik
Ho


2nd Girl: Dafa ho Kameeni

""SADAQ""
Sirf Mera Hai.
AQWAAL-E-ZAREEN
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choro.
AAP par konsa asar hona hy... :-