Bin Laden''s son

Bin Laden''s son was studying in an American school.
Teacher askd him: "I have four apples. How can i divide it among five children?"
He answered:.."Kill One Child!".. ;->

May, 19 2010 180 chars (2 sms) 3021 views Funny

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Whts The Difference Between Doctors & Lawyers ?? .

Whts The Difference
Between Doctors & Lawyers ??
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The Only Difference
B/w Them

Lawyer Only Robs U
Where As
Doctor Robs U n Kill U
As Well ... ;->

Mene apne ghar walo

Mene apne ghar walo ko bata dia hai wo sab maan gae hai,

tm b apne ghr walo ko bta do,wo b maan jaenge k
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Shan biryani k sath korma masala free hai.

PRINCIPAL: Agar koi

PRINCIPAL: Agar koi ladka girls hostel mein
gaya toh first time 100 Rs fine,
2nd time 200 Rs. Fine and 3rd time 500.MUNNA BHAI: Monthly paas ka kya lega M

(Pak traffic police)

(Pak traffic police)

Motorcycle wala: Sir Meray papers to Complete hen!
Phir Chalaan Kyn?

Police: Beta Double Sawaari Khul gai he
or Tu Single
ja raha hai.

wht did the kangaroo

wht did the kangaroo say when she found her baby missing?
…….Aaila!!!!! kisne mera pocket maar liya

A man drinking

A man drinking heavily in bar gets up n farts loudly. Man next 2
him: Excuse me, but u just farted before my wife.
Man: Sorry, I didn''t know it was her turn

This iz Cheating..

18 yr old boy-- will u marry me ?
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......18 yr old girl-- get lost ! no !
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5 yr old boy-- will u marry me ?
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18 yr old girl-- OMG ! he's shoo cutee (^_^) yes yes i will !!

This iz Cheating..

Famous saying-

Famous saying-
"Any man who can drive safely
while kissing a pretty girl,
he''s simply not giving kiss
the attention it deserves!"

Teacher asks girl,

Teacher asks girl,
"Which human body part expands 10 times its normal size?"

Girl: I can''t answer this question, I feel shy!

Teacher then asks a boy.

Boy: Its the Pupil of human eye.

Teacher: Right!

Then turns to the girl,
"Listen girl,
Ur thinking is wrong,
&
Ur expectations r too high"!!;-)

Kehna Tha Dil Se Dil Mila Lo,,,,

Hum Gaye Thay Un K Ghar,

Kehna Tha Dil Se Dil Mila Lo,,,,

Unki Ammi Ne Khola Darwaza

Hum Ghabra K Bolay Aunti

Taliban aa gaye hain cable katwa Lo!

INDIA WORLD CUP

Yun tu baray khush ho rahay thay tum

faraz

magar zamanay ki hansi tu tab nikli jab trophy nakuli nikili

oohhhh.. :))

3 dost oxford unvrsty k cafeteria

3 dost oxford unvrsty k cafeteria
mn bethy apni felngs share kr rhy thy.

1st dost:mra dil krta he k men bht ziada mehnt kr k ek kamyab insan banon.

2nd dost: mn chahta hun k social workr bn k logon ki bhlai k kam krn.

3rd dost:yar meri ek hi khwahsh he k uni mn hungama ho or 10 din bycott hon or phr har papr mai 8,8 din ka gap ho.
2nu doston ny usy thappr mar k kaha

"wah! prhna oxford ma aur khwab KARACHI UNIVERSITY k" =P ;->

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