Bin Laden''s son

Bin Laden''s son was studying in an American school.
Teacher askd him: "I have four apples. How can i divide it among five children?"
He answered:.."Kill One Child!".. ;->

May, 19 2010 180 chars (2 sms) 3172 views Funny

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AAJ MERi SiM Ki

AAJ
MERi
SiM
Ki
BiRTHDAY
HAi.
AAP
CHAHAIN
TO
GiFT
SAMAJ KAR
ISME
100 Rs.
KA
BALANCE
DALWA
SAKTE
HO
ALLAH
NY
CHAHA
TO
AGLY
MAH
MOBiLE Ki B Birth''DAY MNAAIN GY

Raat k 2 bajay 1 student dusre s

Raat k 2 bajay
1 student dusre se:- Ajh kuch khatarnak kaam karne ka mann kar raha hay.

2nd student:- Tou pher chal thori parhai karte hain;-)

Nurse : Mubarak Ho

Nurse : Mubarak Ho Apke Han Bacha Hua Hy
Kia Name Socha Hy

BAP:Nurse Ko Cherty Hue Ap Itni Sexy Aur
Beautiful Hen Ap Hi Koi Nam Bta Dein

NURSE : Is Ka Nam Kutte K Bacha Rakh Len.

Plz note my new

Plz note my new number of ZONG (China Tel) now send ur sms and call at this new number....

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Bye ;->

woh sadak ke is paar

woh sadak ke is paar thi hum sadak ke us par the
kuch hum aage badhe, kuch voh aage badhi
hum kuch aur aage badhe, voh bhi kuch aur aage badhi
hum kuch aur aage badhe, voh bhi kuch aur aage badhi
ab hum sadak ke us par the, aur voh sadak ke is par thi

arrange marriage vs love marriage

Arrange Marriage:

5,00,000 Shadi Par.

1,00,000 Haq Meher.
Aur
Shadi ki Muktalf Rasmon Pe Rs.50,000

Shadi k 3 Dino Ka Khrcha Rs.6,50,000

Yani Shadi k 1 Din ka Kharcha Rs.216666.6667

1 Ghantay ka Rs.9027.77778

Or 1 Minute ka Rs.150.462963

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Ufff! Tauba Tauba.

Love Marriage:

Sirf 120 Rupay Ka Stamp Paper.

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A Massege From: The Students Of Accounting & Finance.

Invest at Your Own Risk.

Mujay b send karo

‘Pechly zamany me jab koi akela betha
hasta tha to kehty thy is pr saya hy…,
Ab koi akela has rha ho to kehty
hain….
Mujhy b msg send kr.

log kehte hain k badam pistey

Log Kehte Hain K Badam Pistey Waghaira Khaney Se Dimagh Taiz Hota hai...

Ghalat Kehte Hain.

Kyon K Agar Aisa Hota to Aaj Sabse Aqalmand Pathan Hota. :-)

memon at petrol pump

Memon At Petrol Pump

Bhai 1rs Ka Petrol Dal Do

Salesman: Bhai Itna Sara Petrol Dalva
K Kahan Jana Hai?

Memon: Jana Kahan Hai Hm
To Aise Hi Paise Urate Hen...

Tortoise and rabbit

Tortoise and rabbit gave CET exam and tortoise got 80% and rabbit got 81%. Both wanted admission in a good college, cut off was 85%. Rabbit dint get but tortoise got... How....??????? . . .. . .
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Ans: Remember tortoise had won the race when you were in first standard.. So.. Sports quota!!!!

1 pathan bhagte bhagte ruk gaya..

1 pathan bhagte bhagte ruk gaya..
.
Kyun?
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Yaaaar os ka sans phool gya tha, Jaan ly lo pathano ki.
tum b na
jaan le lo pathano ki

Guzri Hui Zindagi Ko kabhi yad Na Karna,

Guzri Hui Zindagi Ko kabhi
yad Na Karna,

Taqeer Me Jo Likha Hai uski
Faryad Na karna ,

Jo Hona Hai Wo Ho Kar Hi
Rehega,

Aap Fikar Me Apni Hansi
Barbad Na Karna.;->

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