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Bin Laden''s son
Bin Laden''s son was studying in an American school.
Teacher askd him: "I have four apples. How can i divide it among five children?"
He answered:.."Kill One Child!".. ;->
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Two Snake Sitin In The Jungle,
Two Snake Sitin In The Jungle,
Female Snake Tried 2 Kiss The Male Snake
Suddenly Male Snake Turned
&
Started Singing
Zehar Hai K Pyar Hai Tera Chuma
pathan lawyer
Pathan lawer when I was a boy my ambitions was to be a Pirate (dako).
Client congrats you have been successful.
Pathan participated in a cooking
Pathan participated in a
cooking contest but he was beaten up
by da staff there and disqualified
coz he cooked
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"Naswar Ghosht"
sania mirza aur shoiab malik
Sania Mirza aur Shoiab Malik Ki
Mangni Se Kya Sabit Hota Hai?
Socho.
Nahi Pata?
Ab
India
Pakistan Ka Saala Hai. :-)
A Touching Story. .
A Touching Story. . .
One day the mosquito got excited and gave a love bite to the dog.
The dog became emotional and returned the love bite to the mosquito.
The next day…
Mosquito died of rabies and dog died of malaria…
What a touching story!!!
Boy:Aisa krte hain e
Boy:Aisa krte hain experiment ke tor pr shadi krte hn agr hmne mahsus kia k hm se ghalti hogai ha to hm hansi khushi alg hojain ge
Grl:Or ghälti ko pale gä kon?
Karachi''s Girls.
Karachi''s Girls.
1st: Main Tou Us Se
Shaadi Kro''n gi Jo
Handsome Ho Aur Tum ?
2nd: Main Tou Us Se
Shaadi Kro''n Gi Jis k
Ghar UPS Laga Hoga ... ;->
Yad-e-Mazi Azab hy Ya RAB
Teacher;
Translate into English
"Yad-e-Mazi Azab hy Ya RAB, Cheen le Mjhse Hafiza Mera"
Papu:My Mind is Full of Data Base,
O God!Plz Make Me a Mental Case" ;->
in soft gleaming nig
In soft gleaming night of stars,
May all your dreams come true.
May every star of every night,
Bring love and joy to you.
Happy Birthday to you.
** Breaking News **
** Breaking News **
Karachi Millenium Main Dhamaka Hogaya Hai
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teacher who is the
Teacher: who is the father of ibn-e-sinna?
pathan soch mai gumm
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John Cena
1 Saab Nay Apni S
1 Saab Nay Apni Shadi Ki Movie Reveres
Chala Kar Daki
Wo Dekna Chata Ta K Adami "Azad"
Hotay Waqt Kasy Lagta Hay...
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