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Bin Laden''s son
Bin Laden''s son
Bin Laden''s son was studying in an American school.
Teacher askd him: "I have four apples. How can i divide it among five children?"
He answered:.."Kill One Child!".. ;->
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Us Bewafa Ki Yaad Main Jam Hathon Main Utha Liya.
Us Bewafa Ki Yaad Main Jam Hathon Main Utha Liya.
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Phir Uthai Bread Lagaya Jam Or fatafat Kha lia. :-)
Agar Pakistan Mobile Ejaad Kartay
Agar Pakistan Mobile Ejaad Kartay to Us Main Ye Templates Hotay:
1.Kaminay Jaldi Call Kr.
2.Ghar Kb Ayega Tu?
3.Gutka Leta Hua Aiyo
4.Date Pr Hn
5.Wahin Dekh. ;-)
Ba adab
Ba adab
Ba mulahiza Hoshiar
Begharat-e Azam
Badshah-e Kanjran
Zaleel-ul Mulk
Shahanshah-e Juwa
Sadar-e Harami
Asif Zardari
Zabardasti aa rahe Hain..:-m
Question Of The Year
Question Of The Year
Students raat ko Q parhte hein?
Q?
Answar:
Q k din me to dhoop parhti hai... ;->
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<))>
_/?_ genius hun bhai genius... =P
Pathan Ka Khoobsorat Bacha
Sardar Pathan K Bachay Ko Dekh Kar Bola:
Bohat Khubsurat Hai.
Kitne Maah Ka Hai?
Pathan Gussey Me Bola:
Kameene 1 Hi Maa Ka Hay. :-)
''A Bicycle Can''t Stand On It''s Own
''A Bicycle Can''t Stand On It''s Own
Why ... ?
Think !!
Because
It''s Two-Tired ... ;->''
Mureedni:
Mureedni:
peer Gi mujhy ilhaam sikhayain
Peer:
zra qareeb ao.
mureedni:
peer ji mujhay kiss to nahin karain gay?
Peer:
daikha tuje ilhaam hona shuru hogya hy,
Ye Pighalta Jism
Ye Pighalta Jism
Ye Kapkapate Hont
Ye Larazti Awaz
Ye Larkharate Qadam
Ufff
Mujhe Tou Pehle Hi Shak Tha
K
Tum
CHARSI Ho :p
laaloo k peechhe
laaloo k peechhe kutte ka bachha padh gaya
laloo bola,
"hum tho BSNL ka card dalwaa liya hoon
sasura e hutch ka network kaise pakadh raha hai"
Wife: What is 10 years with me?
Wife: What is 10 years with me?
Husband: A second.
Wife: What is $1000 for me?
Husband: A Coin.
Wife: Ok give me a Coin.
Husband: Wait a second ;->
Phool Main Phool,
Phool Main Phool,
Phool Jama Phool,
Phool Daar Phool,
Phool Hoon Phool.
Ab Isko Lafz ''Phool'' K Bagair Parho.?
Did U Knw Dat
Did U Knw Dat
When Sum1 Annoys U
It Takes 42 Muscles
To Frown
But
It Takes Only
4 Muscles To Extend
Your Arm Out
And
Smack Dat Bastard In
The Head ... ;->
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