Bin Laden''s son

Bin Laden''s son was studying in an American school.
Teacher askd him: "I have four apples. How can i divide it among five children?"
He answered:.."Kill One Child!".. ;->

May, 19 2010 180 chars (2 sms) 2861 views Funny

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If MQM goes

If MQM goes to Jannat, the News will be:
* 25 Janti gun-point per Mobile se mehroom.
* Aaj 20 Hooron ki chooriyan utarwa li gayen. Hoorain dehshat-zda.
* 17 Farishton se Shrab-e-Tahoor zabardasti cheen li gaye.
* Bhatta na dene per Jannat ka Darogha qatal. Uss ki bori-band Lash Shehed ki neher se bar-aamad.
* Altaf bhai na jahanam-ul-haram se telephonic khatab karte huye jantiyon ko Muttahid aur pur-aman rahne ki talqeen ki hai.

wife yesternight i

Wife: Yester-Night I Saw A Dream

That U Were Sending Me

Jewellery And Clothes!

Husband: Yeah, I Saw

Ur Dad Paying The Bill !!!

Sardar Jii Tuwanu

Sardar Jii Tuwanu Kadi Kissi Naal Pyar Nai Hoya . . .? ? ?

Sardar Jii: Yaar Hoya Te Hai
Lekin O Mandi Hii Nahi
Bus Ena Kendi Ae ''''I Love U''''
Pata Nai Ullu Da Patha ''''U'''' Kon Hai . . . ;->

Want To Make $$$$$

Want To Make $$$$$ Wid Ur Computer . . . ? ? ?

No Risk . . .

Really

U Just Have To

Press ''''SHIFT + 4'''' Five Times In A Row . . . . ;->

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tanha dekh k mjhse faraz ne kaha.. apka doston ne apko bhula dya hoga... mene muskra k jawab diya.... wo beawafa nai tharki hain kisi larki ka number hath agaya hoga........

To be a "Good professional

To be a "Good professional", always start to study late for "Exams". Because it teaches how to manage "Time" and tackle "Emergencies"!!

Teacher: Draw A Diagram Of Bacteria

Teacher: Draw A
Diagram Of Bacteria

Pappu: Here It Is Sir

Teacher: Where? You
Haven''t Drawn
Anything

Pappu: Sir, Can You
See Bacteria Without
Microscope ... ;->

Actualy Chemicaly Physicaly

Actualy
Chemicaly
Physicaly
Biologicaly
Zologicaly
Botanically
Geographicaly
Historicaly
Mathematicaly
Equaly
Finally
Totally
U
R
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"SO pagal

A man to Santa:

A man to Santa:
Your friend is kissing your wife in your home.
Santa rushes home and came back within
half an hour and slapped the man
and said:
“He’s not my friend.”

''God didnt promise

''God didnt promise days without pain, laughter without sorrow, sun without rain, but He did promise strength for the day, comfort for the tears, and light for the way''''

If U R In A War,

If U R In A War,

Instead Of Throwing A Hand Grenade @ D Enemy, Throw One Of Small Pumpkins.

May B It''ll Make Evry1 Think How Stupid War Is
N

While They R Thinkin, U Can Throw A Real Grenade @ Them ... ;->

What''s the biggest

What''s the biggest pressure on Pak players when they need
1 run to win with 5 overs remaining and 10 wickets in hand....???

???/

??????

==>> Ya Allah, Jeet Kar Angrezi bolni Paregi !!!!! ;->

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