Bin Laden''s son

Bin Laden''s son was studying in an American school.
Teacher askd him: "I have four apples. How can i divide it among five children?"
He answered:.."Kill One Child!".. ;->

May, 19 2010 180 chars (2 sms) 2714 views Funny

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Din Ko Karo YA Raat Ko Karo

Din Ko Karo
YA
Raat Ko Karo

Ander Karo
YA
Bahir Karo

Beth Ker Karo
YA
Leat Ker Karo

Bed Per Karo
YA
Kursi Per Karo

Piyar Se Karo
YA
Ghusse Se Karo

Neend Main Karo
YA
Hosh Main Karo

1 Bar Karo
YA
2 Bar Karo

"Kerna Tu Hai"
--sMs-- YaaR..

Jaisay maRze hai waisay kaRo... ;->

B careful!

B careful!
1Unkown No Se Apko sms Aa Sakta Hy
Jis Se Screen Pe Meri Foto A Jye Gi Plz Dekhe Bina Delete Kr Dain QK Pehle He Aadha Karachi Dewana Ho Chuka Hy ;->

D¡L Ka Sab Se Barra

D¡L Ka Sab Se Barra Connection Kis K Sath Hota Hai?

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Apko To Pata
Hona Chahiye

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Poket Sayyyyy

Biwi(Ghusse Main):

Biwi(Ghusse Main):
Tumhare Dimagh Main To
Sirf Gobar Hi Bhara Hai..!!

Husband (Pyar Se):
To Phr Itni Dyer Se Kha Q Rahi Ho.??

tum badey ho kr kia karo gy ?

Teacher: Tum Badey
Ho Kr Kia Karo Gy ?

Student: Shaadi ..

Teacher: nahi, Mera
Matlab Hy Kia Banogy ?

Student: Dulha ..

Teacher: Oho .. I Mean
Badey Ho Kr Kia Hasil
Kro Gy ?

Student: Dulhan ..

Teacher: Uffo .. Matlab
Aisa Kia Karo ge, Jo
Tum n e Pehly Kbhi
Nahi Kia >

student: Nikkah ... =P ;)

BoOk SaLeS MaN:TuM HaR RoZ

BoOk SaLeS MaN:TuM HaR RoZ

KiTaBiEn UlAt PuLaT KaR K ChAlE JaTe Ho,

MaGaR AaJ TaK TuM AiK BhI

KiTaB NaHe Le KaR GaYe

LaRkA:JaNaB MaI ToU HaR

RoZ 1,Ya 2 KiTbIeN Le JaTa Ho Ab

ApP Ko PaTa NaHe

ChAlTa ToU MaI KiA KaRo . . . :-P;->

Aik Admi Apnee Biwi K

Aik Admi Apnee Biwi K Hr Kam Me Nuks Nikalta Tha

Agar Wo Anda Boil Ker Dati Tu Kehta K Fry Kerna Tha

Agar Fry Krti To Kehta K Boil
Kerna Tha

Aik Din Biwi Ne Dono Bana Liye

Pehle Tu Wo Dono Andoon Ko Ghour Say Dekhta Raha
Phir Kehnay Laga ..

"Tumhay Akal Kaab Aiy Gee .. Jis Anday Ko Fry Kerna Tha Us Ko Boil Ker Dia Aur Jis Ko
Boil Kerna Tha Us Ko Fry.. " . . . . . . . ["!"]

A sardar asked

A sardar asked his frend,"kya tumharay underwear mein suraakh hain?"Frend replied "No"Sardar said,"tou phir taangain kahan sey daalta hai saalay..."

ab terey sath gold

Ab terey sath "Gold Leave" kon piyega "ZARDARI"

Sheerey Smoker AUnti ki to Chohti hogayeee..

Brad Pitt and

Brad Pitt and Vidya Balan get married
After marriage, lots of students gather at their home .... why ???
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because her name becomes Vidya Pitt (vidyapeeth)

Captain:Naujawanon come forward.

Captain:Naujawanon come forward.
Sardarji does not move.
Captain: You did not move forward, why?
Sardarji: oji you sair 9 jawanon,

I was the 10 in line!

MUSHARAF DOR KE PAKISTANI KI DUA

MUSHARAF DOR KE PAKISTANI KI DUA
Lub pe aati hey dua bunke tamana meri
Zindgi bomb se ho mehfoz khudaya meri
Na koi bomb ke dhamakay se urha de mujhko
Muft may jam-e-shahdat na pila de mujhko
In pe jaiz hey hakomat karna
Aur hey jurm mujhe apni hifazat karna
Mere ALLAH larai se bachana mujhko
Aur sikha de koi bandoq chalana mujhko
Naam-e-Islam ki hurmat ko bacha le ya Rab
Waqt ke saray yazeedon ko utha le ya Rab

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Bin Laden''s son

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