Bin Laden''s son

Bin Laden''s son was studying in an American school.
Teacher askd him: "I have four apples. How can i divide it among five children?"
He answered:.."Kill One Child!".. ;->

May, 19 2010 180 chars (2 sms) 3105 views Funny

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FIRST SIGHT

FIRST SIGHT

FiRsT NiTe, FiRsT SiGhT, I SaW, I KnEw, LoVe''s SwEEtEr ThAn MoUnTaiN DeW, A pRoMiSe I mAdE and'' WiLL kEEp, 2 LoVe YOU aLwAys~

Walk In Ur Own Path,

Walk In Ur Own Path,
Love In Ur Own Style,
Talk In Ur Own Words
Help In Ur Own Ways
Then People Will Say

Ae Sala Kisi Ki Sunata Nathi

Keep the dictionary

Keep the dictionary on, on ur mobile. Then cover the LCD with ur hand & type 96802730204732803665

(HAPPY APRIL FOOL"S DAY!)

Aaj kal Molvi b 2 Qism k ho gaye hain

Aaj kal Molvi b 2 Qism k ho gaye hain.

1 Banda Bus me 1 Molvi ko deikh kr darty darty pochta hy,

"Molvi sab,
ap Darood waalay Molvi ho,
ya Barood waalay.";-)

On 20th. Anniversary husband deep

On 20th. Anniversary husband deep in thought.
Wife asks: what r u thinking?
Husband: Do u remember when ur dad caught us dating?
Wife: Yes
Husband: He pointed his gun at me n said either marry my daughter or go 2 jail for 20 years.
Wife smiles. ''''Yes.''''
Husband: Ahhhh! I would''ve been free today... =P ;->

- K r R r A z Y -

- K r R r A z Y -

T r u t h
H u r t s

May Be Not As Much As

Jumping On A Bicycle
With Seat Missing ...
But It
H u r t s ... =P ;)

''Molvi taqreer krty howy

''Molvi taqreer krty howy

Ap men jo LONDEBAZ OR RANIBAZ hy wo alag alag hojayen

ek admi kabhi wahn bethta to kabhi wahn molve gusy sy bola tu kia hy?

Wo bolo men chutu hon kahan bethon?

Molvi yahan aao mery sath betho...

Police ne larka

Police ne larka aur lrki ko motar cycle pe jatay rok kr pocha

Kya lagti hai yeh tmhari?

Lrka:Wesay to kuch nhi lagti,
Break lgaon to thori thori sath lgti Hai..

When I saw you,

When I saw you, I was afraid to look at you. When I look at you, I was afraid to touch you. When I touch you, I was afraid to kiss you. When I kiss you I was afraid to love you and now that I love you I''m afraid to lose you.

''Promise me we are true friends

''Promise me we are true friends
I am lamp you are light
I am Coke you are Sprite
I am Sawan you are badal
I am Normal you are Pagal
I am Water you are Tanki
I am Tarzan you are Monkey.....PoOoOoH!!

Zalil honay Ka Sub Se Asan Tarika...!

Zalil honay Ka Sub Se Asan Tarika...!

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Uff Toba..! ! !
Zalil Honey Ka Kitna Shok Hai K Tarika dhonda Jaraha Hai...!!

Iqrar-e-Mohabbat

Iqrar-e-Mohabbat Kuch Gunah Tou Nahi Hai

Bas Pehle Ye Pata Ker Lena
''''Bhai Kitne Hain.." ;->

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Bin Laden''s son

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