Can v do romance in

Can v do romance in
Can v do romance in the evening today?
I''m in a good mood
Just a little bit of kissing and biting
reply me soon!
urs lovingly
"MOSQUITO"
  

May, 19 2010     142 chars (1 sms)     2141 views       Funny

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Once in a jungle all the animals were eating PAN PARAG PAN MASALA
But girraffe was not eating. Why?
Because Oonche log oonchi pasand MANIKCHAND


Japnese guy visitd Pakistan & took taxi 2 go 2 friend''s house.
On the way,

Toyota pased by.

He told the driver:

Toyota, made in Japan runs very fast.

Then

Honda passed.

He again:

Honda, made in Japan runs very fast.

Then

for Prado,

He again gave same compliment.

Taxi Driver got angry.

When reached the destination,

Taxi driver:

Rs.4,000 Please.

Japnese:Wht?

So much this is.

The angry drivr replied:

Txi meter

Made in Pakistan run fast ;->
BOY : May I hold your hand?
GIRL : No thanks, it isn''t heavy.

GIRL : If we become engaged will you give me a ring??
BOY : Sure, what''s your phone number??

GIRL : Darling, I want to dance like this forever.
BOY : Don''t you ever want to improve??

BOY : I would go to the end of the world for you!
GIRL : Yes, but would you stay there??
Larki wale: aap ka beta kya karta hai?



Ans. larke ki amma ne kaha,



Mera beta 3.62 rupe mei 500 sms karta hai ROZANA... =P ;->

1 of the most funniest and shortest joke u ever heard . . . .
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Next year Pakistan will export electricity!! :-D

Ragging ke waqt larko ne 1 larki se kaha,1 sawal ka jawab do:

Patna kahan par hai?

Larki-India mein

Boys-yahin pat jao itni dur jaane ki kiya zarurat hai..!
1 Girl:
Mjy tO Asa Lrka chahiye Jo
Smart
Khubsurt
Decent
Shareef
Dashing
Naik
Ho


2nd Girl: Shut Up Kameeni

"" HumAyuN ""Sirf Mera Hai...
Yaar mainu ik call kri,koi khas kam nhi,meri ik friend hai,tery naal gall krna chandi hai,osnu yaqeen nhi honda k Bander v gallan kardy ne.
YOUR NAME
YOUR FAME
YOUR PERSONALITY
YOUR THOUGHTS
YOUR VIEWS
But keep in mind,
April Fool comes once a year. Congratulations!...
Ek Pathan Bandoq Le Kar
Machli Ka Shikar Krny
Jungle Mein Gaya.






















Jao Re Tum Bhi PATHAN Nikla,
Joke Tou Uppar Hi Khatam Ho Gaya Tha.. =P ;)
''A Very Sexy Secretary To Boss:

Rote Howay

Sir Kya Aap Ne Mujhe Nokri Se Nikal Diya?

Boss: Nahi To!

Secretary: Tu Phir Sir Aap Ne Kamre Se Sofa Q Hatwa Dia''
Quitters Never Win
And
Winners Never Quite
But Those
Who Never
Quit And Never Win
Are
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"IDIOTS" ;->