Can v do romance in

Can v do romance in
Can v do romance in the evening today?
I''m in a good mood
Just a little bit of kissing and biting
reply me soon!
urs lovingly
"MOSQUITO"
  

May, 19 2010     142 chars (1 sms)     2564 views       Funny

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On a romantic day sardar’s girlfriend asks him,
“Darling on our engagement day will you give me a ring?”
Sardar : “Ya sure, from landline or mobile”
Ek Khubsurat Larki
Bank gai Aur
Bank Manager Se Pucha:
"Me Joint-Account Kholna
Chahti Hon..."

Manager: "Ye Tou Achi Baat
Hy, Aap Kis K Sath
Joint-Account Kholna
Chahti Hyn ...? "

Larki: "Mujhe Ziada
Nakhry Dikhany Ki
Aadat Nhi

Bas





Jis K Paas Bank Balance
Ziaa Ho, Us K Saath Khol
Loongi ..." ;->
Wife Came Home Wid a Goat .

Husband Asked: Ais Bhanis Ko Ghar Kyon Lai Ho ??

Wife : Dikhta nahi Bakri Hai

Husband: Bakri Se Hi Poch Raha Hon..


Whenever You Feel Sad
Think O Me & Say

"HumAyun"
Is So Sweet

You''ll Smile
Automatically ..





Coz





Sach Bolne Se Mann Ko
Sukoon Milta Hy ... ;->
ALLAH Bachaye !

Pagal Biwi se Purane T.v Se

Dubai k shiekh Se Nai ki Shave se

Aurat ki Bewafai se Haram ki Kamayi se Orr apki Judai se
Ek Pathan job k Liye Form Fill kr Raha Tha,
Form mein eik Option tha k Aap ka Star Kya Hai?

Pathan ki samjh me Nahi Aaya

Usne kisi aur k Form main Dekha.
Us ne Apny star ki Option me Cancer likha huwa Tha.

Pathan ne kuch Socha,
Phir Apny Form Per Bawaseer Likh Dia. :-)
''A man accused of theft was appearing before the Judge.
"Your Honor," his lawyer said, "I feel it is very unfair for my client to be accused of theft. He arrived in this city only a few days ago and barely knows his way around. What''s more, he is only able to speak a few words of English."
The judge looked sternly at the defendant and asked, "How much English do you speak?"
The defendant looked up and replied, "Give me your wallet!"''
...
Wo mujhe keh k chali gai GO TO HELL



But pApPu keh raha hai...

AAL IZ WELL..!
AAL IZ WELL..! ;->
Cricket has reached exciting levels wid T20 & IPL.

To improve exam system, same should be infused in exams.

1- Reduce exam duration to 1:30 hr & marks to 50.

2- Introduce strategic break after 30 mints.

3- Give free hit,
that is a chance for students to write there own questions & answers.

4- 1st 20 mins power play, that is no examiner in the exam hall.

5- Introduce fair play awards.
6- Cheer girls to dance for correct answers..
A lucknowi nawab meets sardar.
Nawab: Janab kya main apko ek takleef de sakta hoon?

Sardar: O kutty hath to laga, daikh tujhy zalel kese krta hon
Doctor : Aap Ka Weight Kitna Hai ?

Pathan : Chashme K Saath 75 Kgs.

Doctor : Aur Chashme K Baghair ???

Pathan: Wo Tou Mujhe Dikhta Hi Nahi ... ;->
// Height Of
Job Frustration //




A Toothbrush Telling
That,
It Has Got The Worst
Job In The world
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In Front Of Toilet
Paper... ;->