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"Andar ana mana ha"
"Andar ana mana ha"
"Andar ana mana ha"
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Dil k darwazey par kadam rkha
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kehne lagi
"Maf krna!:-)
Mai Andhi huN:-)''
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Nurse : Mubarak
Nurse : Mubarak Ho Apke Han Bacha Hua Hy
Kia Name Socha Hy
BAP:Nurse Ko Cherty Hue Ap Itni Sexy Aur
Beautiful Hen Ap Hi Koi Nam Bta Dein
NURSE : Is Ka Nam Kutte K Bacha Rakh Len.
hm tmhary lye sb chor denga
Baloch:hm tmhary lye sb chor denga
Girl:ami abu?
Bloch:Ao Re
Grl:khana pina?
Blch:Ao Re
Grl:apne dost?
Blch:Ao
Grl:gutka?
Blch:Jao re masi apna kam kro =P
AYE KAAAASH....! .
AYE KAAAASH....!
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K TUM.....
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MARASI HOTAY TO MAIN TUM KO APNI SHADI PAR
DHOL BAJANAY K LIYE BHULATA
Dil k arman naliyoon mein beh ghaye,
Dil k arman naliyoon mein beh ghaye,
tum jahan par they waheen par rah ghaye,
pyar k qisssey adhoorey reh ghaye,
us k ghar waley tujh ko changhard keh ghaye
Food for thought:
Food for thought: Why to suffer trying by all means to become rich and wear expensive branded clothes, when best things in life we do naked.
Why Did Scientist Install
Why Did Scientist Install A Knocker On His Door?
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Bcoz
He Wanted 2 Win
No-Bell Prize....!!!
ylnO latneM stneitaP evaH
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suomaF
rotcoD
dloT
eM
tahT
ylnO
latneM
stneitaP
evaH
ehT
tnelaT
oT
daeR
sihT
egasseM..
Cofused?
Read each word from right side.
Aaj kal ki larkiyan
Aaj kal ki larkiyan husn par naaz karti hain..
Ajkal kuch larkiyan husn par naaz karti hain,
Pehla kalma ata nai English main bat karti hai. . . . :P
bachay k0 ghar se ba
Bachay K0 Ghar Se Bahir Bhejte Huey
Aur Kisi K0 Miscall Marte Huey
Aik Hi Dar Rahta Hai??
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K0i CHUK Na Le...!!...;->
Jo Tum Ko Dil Se Pyar Kare
Jo Tum Ko Dil Se Pyar Kare
Tum P Jaan Nisar Kare
Tumhara Sada Intizar Kare
Tumhari 1 Ada P Qatal Hazaar Kare
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Wo Koi
PAGAL
He Hoga............
Karate is a form of martial arts
Karate is a form of martial arts
In whch ppl who hve had years & years of training can,
Using only their hands & feet,
Make some of d worst movies in d history of d world ...
most iraqis think t
Most Iraqis Think
The Shoe Thrower
Is A Hero
And
Should Be Freed
Most American Think
He Deserves A Death
Sentence
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