THE GREATEST GIFT u can give to someoneis your time.
beacause when you give someone your time, You are giving them a portion of life that you will never get back
Boss:I will give you Rs.25 an hour starting today
and in 3 months, I will raise it to Rs.50 an hour.
When do you want to start?
New employee:In 3 months.
Chehray pay ap k pyari si smile hai
Suna he k ap k pas bi mobil he Jis main msg ki moti si file hai
Magar ap msg nahi kartay
Ye kangusi hai ya ap ka styel hay.
A man drinking heavily in bar gets up n farts loudly. Man next 2
him: Excuse me, but u just farted before my wife.
Man: Sorry, I didn''t know it was her turn
