"Andar ana mana ha"

"Andar ana mana ha"

"Andar ana mana ha"

Muhabat muskrati hui i

Dil k darwazey par kadam rkha
Or
kehne lagi
"Maf krna!:-)
Mai Andhi huN:-)''
  

May, 24 2010     131 chars (1 sms)     2494 views       Funny

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GOLDEN WORDS.....!







Chor yaar tu kanjar admi hai koun sa Amal karega
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Jo Ukharna Hai Ukhar Lo .... ;->


Mujhe Jee bhar k rone do


Faraz


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Saari larkion k numbers abbu ne delet krdie hai :->
What is the part of Female''s Body which has

Hair All Around

Abit wet Inside &

Drops water when Excited
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Don''t Think Wrong Stupid
It''s Eye
A Great JAPANESE Proverb:

"If one can do it, U too can do it, If none can do it, U must do it

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Its PAKISTANI Version:

"If one can do it, let him do it. If none can do it, why waste our time on it.... ;->
What is the Difference Between Mother & Wife ?
A – One Woman Brings U into this world crying…
&
the other ensures U Continue to do so.


Teacher : What do you call a person
who keeps on talking when
people are no longer interested?

Pupil : A teacher.
Aap Ki 5 Khoobian

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J Zindgi Vich Koi Changa Kamm Kitta Honda Te Ajj Ae Jaga Khali Na Hondi!:-)
Munna Bhai:- a Circuit, apun k mind me 1 laucha chal rela he,
ye Bagla 1 tang utha k kae ko sota he?
Circuit:- aray simple Bhai,
bolay to agar Bagla dosri tang b utha lega to gir jai ga. . .
TechAr BAngALi StudEnt SE:
Is JuMLe Ki Urdu BAtAo
"My BrothEr CAn't Cook."


BAngALi:
"HAmArE BhAi K0 PokhAnA NAi AtA"... ;->
you are my friend
To kya karoo naachoo.


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Bas khush Anything for you.
Falling in love is when he lays in your arms and wakes up in your dreams." What a joke!