"Andar ana mana ha"

"Andar ana mana ha"

Muhabat muskrati hui i

Dil k darwazey par kadam rkha
Or
kehne lagi
"Maf krna!:-)
Mai Andhi huN:-)''

May, 24 2010 131 chars (1 sms) 2153 views Funny

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talibanhm buht jald

Taliban:Hm Buht Jald Karachi Arhe Hen

MQM: Aslaha Le Lo

Awam: Rashan Le Kar Rakh Lo

Pathan: Istaqbal Karo,

Memon: BURQAY KHARID LO BAD ME RATE BARH JAINGE.

Baharon Ki Mehfil Suhani Rahegi

Baharon Ki Mehfil Suhani Rahegi

Labon Par Khushi Ki Kahani Rahegi

Chamakte Rahenge Khushiyon K Sitaray Aap Ke

Jab Tak Humare Messages Ki Meherbani Rahegi ;->

APKO GUL AHMAD K KAPRY

APKO GUL AHMAD K KAPRY PASAND HAI KIA?

ACHA

TO

TO

TO

TO

TO

TO

PHIR

GUL AHMAD

KIA PEHNY GA....?

a pathan called fm radio said

A Pathan called FM radio & said:

"I have found a wallet wid thousands of currency & a credit card & ID Card of that person it belongs to, his name is Jamshed Khan, House #3, Gulshan e Iqbal, Karachi.

DJ: "so U want to give him back his wallet?
Pathan: Oo khocha nai, I want to dedicate him a song... ;->

Interviewer:WHAT IS A SKELETON ?

Interviewer:WHAT IS A SKELETON ?
Sardar:" SIR,SKELETON IS A PERSON WHO STARTED DIETING BUT FORGOT TO STOP IT ........."

Apni saanson ko rok lijiye,

Apni saanson ko rok lijiye,

Dil ki dharkanon ko thaam lijiye,

Dil ki gaheraai se mera naam lijiye,

Bus ab normal ho jaiye aur apna kaam kijiye..
:-).

Land lord

Land lord:Ok,I give you 3 more days to pay rent.
Tenent:Right sir,I select the days of Diwali,
Holi
and
Christmas

Boy: Ye Ratein

Boy:
Ye Ratein
Ye Hawaein
Ye Chandni
Ye Ghataein
Ye Nadiya
Ye Kinare

Girl Interrupts Say:
Abe Saale Pyar Kar Raha Hai Ya Nature Study..

''just i was kidjust i was kidding.ding.just i

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Smile 2 old man means respect

Smile 2 old man means respect

Smile 2 a child means innocence

Smile 2 lover means love

Smiling in front of mobile means mental

Still smiling!
(Confirmed) ;->

If U Need Original Tigers

If U Need Original Tigers

Nail For Ur Chain Locket

Contact Me Immediately

Bcos M Cuttin

My Nails 2moro.

Booking Close Today

qabrastan walon se pooch lo

1 Admi ka inteqal ho gya.
Uska dost us ki BV k paas aaya Or bola:
Kya main us ki jagah le sakta hoon?
BV:Mujhe koi Etraz nahi
QABRASTAN walon se pooch lo..=P;->

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"Andar ana mana ha"

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