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cricket team ko hollywood movie ki offer
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cricket team ko hollywood movie ki offer
cricket team ko hollywood movie ki offer
Pakistani Cricket team ko Hollywood Movie ki offer Hui Hy.
Yousuf Hero hoga.. Movie ka Naam Hy..
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Maantay Hain Lahore Lahore Hai
Maantay Hain Lahore Lahore Hai.
Par Karachi Uska Shauhar Hai.
Karachi Main Bhi Ek Lahore Hai.
Jiska Naam "Gulistan-e-Jauhar" Hai.
WiFe:
WiFe: WhAt WoUlD YoU LiKe To Do ToDaY?
HuSbAnD : Im NoT SuRe. LeTs ThInK ...
WiFe : No, LeTs Do SoMeThInG ThAt YoU CaN Do, ToO.
Agar kisiko kisise pyaar hojaye toh kya karna chahiye????
Agar kisiko kisise pyaar hojaye toh kya karna chahiye????
think!!!!!!!!!!!!
dono ki shaadi karwa deni chahiye...
SAALON KA BHOOT UTAR JAAYEGA....... ;->
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KUCH BHI BHEJO PAHRNE LAG JATE H
A sardar asked
A sardar asked his frend,"kya tumharay underwear mein suraakh hain?"Frend replied "No"Sardar said,"tou phir taangain kahan sey daalta hai saalay..."
Why we don''t study whole year &
Why we don''t study whole year &
Spent sleepless nights during Exams?
Bcoz Sahil K Sukoon Se Humen InKaar Nai Magar,
Tufanon Se kashti Nikalne Ka Maza Or Hai!
Pati: What’s hypnotism?
Pati: What’s hypnotism?
Patni: Kisi ko apne vash mein
kar K us se man chaha kaam
karwana.
Pati: Arey nahi isey to Shaadi
kehte hein.
Hi cute sweet
Hi cute sweet
Most Graceful the smartest Beautiful person
Pretty Loving caring
AB KHUSH???
Chalo ab tum aram kro dosron ko b pagal banana hai..:-)
New Sign board at a Pakistani Petrol Pump
New Sign board at a Pakistani Petrol Pump
“Please Don’t Smoke
here!
We know Your Life has no value
But
Petrol is very expensive”:-D:-)
Teacher: How Do You Differentiate
Teacher: How Do You Differentiate
"WIFE" & "MOTHER"
SANTA:
Before Marriage We Sleep With "MOTHER"
&
After Marriage
We Sleep With
Our
"WIFE
Rabba Dukh Na Dena Mere Dost ko...
Rabba Dukh Na Dena Mere Dost ko...
Mujhe Chahe Sukh Ka Pahar Dede...
Ghoome Nayi Cycle Pe Dost Mera...
Mujhe Bhale Hi Purani Si Mecedes Car Dede... ;->
Pathan , Sindhi , Balochi
Pathan , Sindhi , Balochi ne Farishtay Se Kaha...
ALLAH Se Arz Karo..
Jahan Dekho Har Field Main Punjabi Hi Hote Hain Akhis Kyo ??
Farishta : Main Hunay Gaya Te Hunay Aya !!!
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