80% Of The Final

80% Of The Final
80% Of The Final Exam Will Be Based On



The Lectures You Missed


And


The Books You Didn''t Read ... ;->


How True ...
  

May, 18 2010     140 chars (1 sms)     2826 views       Funny

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U R Many Kilometers Away From Me

But

Still I''am Watching U

Through 3 Diferent Places





1- Cartoon Network

2- National Geographic

3- Animal Planet . . . ;->
Boy: Jotashi Meri Shadi Kyon Nahi Ho Rahi Hai?


Jotashi : Beta, Allah Ne Tere Naseeb Me Dukh Nahi Likhe

To Isme Main Kya Kar Sakta Hoon!
Machar ne jo katha to dil mein junoon tha,
Khujli itni huyi,
Dil bay sukun tha!
Pakda to chod diya ye soch kar..
Ki sale ke rago mein apna hi khun tha.
In soft gleaming night of stars,
May all your dreams come true.
May every star of every night,
Bring love and joy to you.
Happy Birthday to you.

Wo Kya Cheeze He Jo wife Apnay hsbnd Ko Sari Umar Nahi Deti?


Socho ?












Ans-SHANTI
Wife : Luk A Thief Has Entered Our Kitchen

N He Is Eating D Cake Prepared By Me

Husband: Whom Shud I Cal

Now Police Or Ambulance..
Pathan Ka Interview Tha...
Sawal Aya:

English Me Translate Karo...
"Main Nokari K Liye
Bohat Umeed Se Hon."

Pathan:
I Am Pregnent For The Job..!!:)=P
Sardar : What is the name of your car ?
Lady : I forgot the name, but is starts with “T”.
Sardar : Oye Kamaal ki gaadi hai, Tea se start hoti hai.
Hamaara gaadi petrol se start hoti hai.
# Ek Pathan Ne Makhi K Par Kaat K Kaha
"Urr Ja..."
Jab Makhi Nahi Urri To Usney Kaha...

"Sabit Hota Hai K Makhi K Par Kaat
Diye Jaein To Wo "Behri" Ho Jati Hai..=P:-)


A man sees a fat man
sitting in a train cabin.

Taunting, he asks:
Is this cabin for elephants only!

Fat man humbly replies:
No!Even monkeys like you can sit!
Quitters Never Win
And
Winners Never Quite
But Those
Who Never
Quit And Never Win
Are
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"IDIOTS" ;->
Sardar: Kal Meno 9 Aadmian Ne Kuttia

Pandit: Fer Tu Ne Kuch Nahi Kita...?

Sardar: Maine Kaha Himmat Hy Te Kaly Kaly Aao

Pandit: Fer

Sardar: Fer Saarian Ne Wari Wari Kuttia. . . ;->