80% Of The Final

80% Of The Final
80% Of The Final Exam Will Be Based On



The Lectures You Missed


And


The Books You Didn''t Read ... ;->


How True ...
  

May, 18 2010     140 chars (1 sms)     2252 views       Funny

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''Jis doodh mein makhkhi ho, wo doodh na piya karo,



kanjus ek phone nahi kar sakte, kam se kam ek SMS to kiya karo...''
Bijli gai
10 baj gay
Bijli aai
11baj gay

Phir gai
12baj gay
Phir aai
1 baj gya

Phir gai
2 baj gay
Phir aai
3 baj gay

dis time check is brot 2 u by
WAPDA ;->
Kya Aap Pachvi Pass Se Tez He?
To Batao?
Agar Ram Sita He,
To Ram Kya He?






Socho Socho







Simple.






"Darji"

Samje Pachvi Fail
Fakir bache se: 1 rupe ka sawal hai baba!

Bacha: baba, jaldi se sawal poocho,

muje ek rupe ki sakht zarort hai..!


A sardarji went to a
STD/ISD/PCO SHOP and
slapped the operator twice.

:-( Guess why ?

bcoz there it was written
“Number dial karnay se pehley do lagain”
Ekdin Sardar sapne mein apni maut hote hue dekha.
Next day unhone apni ICICI BANK A/c. Close kar dia.
Why??
.
.
Because ICICI Bank''s Slogan : "WE MAKE YOUR DREAMS COME TRUE"........
Ek hi colour ka dress pehn kr hum sb lgte they kitne ache

School lgta tha poultry farm
Aur hum sb murghi k bachay

Mjhko smjh na aya aj tak teacher ka ye funda..

Humein bana deti thi murgha or khud copy pe deti thi anda..
Aishwariya
Preety
Kareena
In teeno''n Main Se Kisi Ko
Hona Hoga Mera Zarur


Main Janta Hoon Nahi Hai
Itni Auqaat Meri



Lekin


Lab Pe Aati Hai Dua Ban K
Tamana Meri ... ;->
Choto:MoM Ap Jab Guest K

Samnay Khana Lagati Ho To Teen

RotiaAN Rakhti Ho To Wo Do Khata Hai

Phr Tum Teesri Kyun Rakhti Ho?

MoM:Teesri Roti Hmari Izat Hoti Hai. .
Ek Din Mehman Aya Khana

Khatay Waqt Choto Pas§ Betha Tha,
Mehman Ne Jab Dosri Roti

Khanay K Baad Teesri Roti Uthai,

To Choto Cheekha Maa. .
Mehman Hmari Izat Per Hath Dal Dia. . .
True relatives always
stand behind u during bad times.

Check ur marriage album.
All your relatives were standing behind u!
a thief jumped in2 a sardar''s house and asked:
"sona kidher hai?"
sardar jee replied:ullo de pathey saara ghar khali peya ay jithey marzi lammma pay jaa!!!
JUB TUM HUMSE KHAFA HO JAO GE,



JUB TUM HUM SE ROOTH JAO GE,



JUB TUM HAMEY BHOOL JAO GE,



TAB!!






MUH PR AISA THAPAR PRHEGA NA K DUNIYA BHOOL JAOGA.!