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80% Of The Final
80% Of The Final Exam Will Be Based On



The Lectures You Missed


And


The Books You Didn''t Read ... ;->


How True ...
  
May, 18 2010     140 chars (1 sms)     3103 views       Funny

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Life Is Difficult,
Life Is Difficult, Full Of Trials, Sorrow, Pain . . .
When U Fall Down. . .
JusT Stand Up Straight . . . Be Confident . . .






And Say . . . . .








"OYE YE DHAKKA KIS NE DIA" . . . ;->
Agar Larkian BHi Masjid me namaz ParHne ati
Agar Larkian BHi Masjid me namaz ParHne ati
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To sub LaRke 5 waqt namazi Hote . .=P;-)

(Bolo Hote na)
Lady:Doctor sahab
Lady:Doctor sahab mere kuttey ne petrol pe liya hai. Doctor:koi baat nahi jab petrol khatam ho jayega to vo aapne aap ruk jayega.
Failure is not only
Failure is not only

when ur girl friend leavz u.

But Its when

u dont try for her friend.
duniya ka sab sey barda joke,
duniya ka sab sey barda joke,



"mujhe bardy joke nahee aatey"
better luck next time
agar tum mujh sey rutho
agar tum mujh sey rutho to batayon kaisay manayoon gha?



aa kar terey pass "ik kan k nechey lagaon gha"
Mat doondna mujhe
Mat doondna mujhe

duniya kitanhaai me

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kyon ki

thand bahut hai

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Hum honge

sirf aur sirf

apni RAZaaI mein.
One Good Way To
One Good Way To REDUCE Alcohal Consumption . . .

Before Marriage. . . Drink WhenEver U r SAD

After Marriage. . . Drink WhenEver U r HAPPY . . . ;->
Pakistan me burai kon phela rha hy
Pakistan me burai kon phela rha hy?

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1- INDIA
2- AMERICA
3- ISRAEL
4- AFGANISTAN
5- BARTANIA

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Ans:
"GEO".. ;->
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Card ka number hai load kar k Miss Call De Do ...






Main ne bhi kar lia hai... ;->
Q: What do you
Q: What do you call a man who can''t hear anything?
Santa: Anything you want because he can''t hear na!!!
men think they are LEFT behind...
men think they are LEFT behind...
and women think they are always RIGHT to leave men behind?

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