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''Any woman that
''Any woman that thinks the way to a mans heart is through his stomach is aiming just a little too high.''
aankh hee na royee hai
aankh hee na royee hai dil b terey pyar mein roya, hum nein teri khatir apna chain sakoon b khoya hai,
In other words I have wasted too much time
statement by asif za
Statement By ASIF ZARDARI:
"Mein Apni Wife Ka Badla Zarur Leta"
Magar?
"Khudkushi Haram Hai".
Train Chali, Sardar Ji
Train Chali, Sardar Ji 1 Dibbe Mai Char Gaye..
TT Bola: Kyun Paa Ji, Nazar Nhe Aate, Ye Ladies Ka
Dibba Hai.
Sardar Ji: Sorry Ji, Mere Ko Laga Aap Mard Ho ;->
Press down if you think you are MAD,
Press down if you think you are MAD,
I can’t believe u did that!
Again?
For God Sake!
Why u still doing it?
Truth is out now!
MENTAL CASE:P
Whenever u feel lyk studying .......
Whenever u feel lyk studying .......
just sit down.......
relax......
take a deep breath.....
n wait
just slap urself n say stupid wat is tis new habbit.
2 GUJJAR Titanic dekh rahay thy.
2 GUJJAR Titanic dekh rahay thy.
Film khatum howi to kahnay lagay.
Le das ay ki film hoi?
Film khatum ho gai per,
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NARGIS NAI AYI...=P;->
noor jahan ki wafat k baad
Noor jahan ki wafat k baad Is dafa
jang ki soorat mein milli
naghmay nasebo lal gae gi.
''Aye watan K sajeelay
GUJJRO,
Dushman ki manjii mein daang phair do.
1 Aadmi Doosre Aadmi Se :
1 Aadmi Doosre Aadmi Se :
"Bhai Ye Khushi Kia Hoti Hy ???"
Doosra Aadmi:
"Pata Nahi Bhai Meri Tou Jawani Main Hi shaadi Ho Gayi Thi ..."
"2007 K Bhikari"
"2007 K Bhikari"
Bhikari: Amma thora khana he to do na!
Amma: Abhi pakaya nahi hai !
Bhikari: Koi baat nahi amma, pakane k bad misscall de dena!
Main ajonga
Sardar selected a short girl to marry
Sardar selected a short girl to marry.
Why?
Because guru ji told him
Musibat jitni choti ho utna acha hai
Position of a Husband
Position of a Husband
Is just like a Split AC
No matter however Loud he is in the Outdoor
He is designed to remain Silent indoor...
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