Man: sir i m married,

Man: sir i m married,
Man: sir i m married, i had 10 childs, plz tell me my favorite stone, favorite star, & favorite number, Astropamist: Oh. No. ab ap ka guzara SABAZ SITARA sey hi ho ga…
  

May, 21 2010     168 chars (2 sms)     2500 views       Funny

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Interesting but True:

Q. Kya shadi Jannat ka darwaza hai?
A. Jee haan! magar bahir jany ka..!!

Q. Insan apni bewuqufi par kab khush hota hai?
A. Shadi k din..!!

Q. Kya zubani larai mein aurat say koi jeet sakta hai?
A. Jee haan! Dusri aurat..!!

Q. Talaq ki sub say bari waja kya hai?
A. Shadi... =P ;->
Aap Q Pareshaan Hain...???


Kia Aap Ko Theek Terha Se Neend Nahi Aati...



Kia Raat Ko Sote Main
Jaag Jate Hain



Kia Raat Ko jaagne Ki Waja Se
Aap Ko Baar Baar Rona Bhi Parta Hai ???


Ab Mazeed Pareshaani Ki Zarurat Nahi



Kion K Hum Laaye Hain
Sirf Aap K Liye.....






PAMPERS Twin Pack
Ab Sirf 169 Rs/- Main


Chain Se Sona Khoob Barhna... ;->
Breaking News!

Nipa Chowrangi Per 3 Taxi
Or 2 Bus Ko Na Maloom Afraad Ne Roka
Or Us Main Sawaar Hokar



Apne Apne Ghar Chale Gaye.:-D
Whts The Difference
Between Doctors & Lawyers ??
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The Only Difference
B/w Them


Lawyer Only Robs U
Where As
Doctor Robs U n Kill U
As Well ... ;->
Teacher: Draw A
Diagram Of Bacteria

Pappu: Here It Is Sir

Teacher: Where? You
Haven''t Drawn
Anything

Pappu: Sir, Can You
See Bacteria Without
Microscope ... ;->
Sternoid,Pharmoc,Glolargingivia, Globardentin....Yeh Sarri beemariyan dant tootne par hoti hai
Sms karte rehna Baaki Samjhdar ko ishra hi kaffi hota ha
TuM is ShehAr k khuLoos sE Abhi wAqif nAhi "Pappu" , , ,





Yeh Roti b nAhi KhiLAte Or BArtAn b dhuLwA Lete hAin . . . :d :p ;->
Pathan In Crore-Pati



Amitabh : '' 9 0'' se pehly kia
aata hy ... ??

Pathan kaafi dair
sochny k baad bola

















Ayesha Manzil .. =P ;)
jis dil mein bsa tha pyar tera,
us dil nei dharkna chord diya,




ab rent pe dil ley guzara kar raha hoon
1st girl- my dog is smart! At 9 am he takes newpaper from newpaper boy nd brings it to me.
2nd girl- I know.
1st girl- how?
2nd girl- my dog told me!!
ROTI V/S SMS


2000

1 sms 7 Rs
1 roti 2 Rs

2003

1 sms 5 Rs
1 roti 2.5 Rs

2005

1 sms 2 Rs
1 roti 3 Rs

2008

1 sms 0.23 paisa
1 roti 5 Rs

2009

700 sms 7 Rs
1 roti 7 Rs
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2015

No roti
Only sms
''Gam woh cheez hai
Gam woh cheez hai
Gam woh cheez hai
Jis se kagaz chipkaye jaate hain.''