Man: sir i m married,

Man: sir i m married,
Man: sir i m married, i had 10 childs, plz tell me my favorite stone, favorite star, & favorite number, Astropamist: Oh. No. ab ap ka guzara SABAZ SITARA sey hi ho ga…
  

May, 21 2010     168 chars (2 sms)     3303 views       Funny

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Mr. Clark, I have reviewed this case very carefully," the divorce
Court
Judge said, "and I''ve decided to give your wife $775 a week."
"That''s very fair, your honor," the husband said. "And every now
and then
I''ll try to send her a few bucks myself." ;->
pata hai mujhey "National Geoghraphy Channel" mein job mill ghayee hai, laikin aik masla hai aur wo tum hee hal kar saktey ho.



Merey Zummein bandaron par research hai, iss liye kabhi time nikal kar aaao aur apney barrey mein kuch batao,

Journalist To Meera:


Kya Ap
"HumAyuN"
Sy Dor Ho Sakti Ho?

Meera: Qasam Se Mra Bhai Mar Jae Mri Maa Mar Jae
Mera Khana Kharab Ho Agr Me UsSy Dor Hun =P ;->
Taecher, Student Se:
Batao Soney Aur Laitne Main
Kia Farq Hy ???

Student: Sr, Hum Soney K Liye
Lait Tou Skte Hyn
Lekin
Laitne K Liye So Nahi Sakte ... ;->
''DEKHO NA
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KISI NEY BLANK SMS SEND KIYA HAI YE BHI KOI SHARAFAT HAI KYA?''
JUB TUM HUMSE KHAFA HO JAO GE,



JUB TUM HUM SE ROOTH JAO GE,



JUB TUM HAMEY BHOOL JAO GE,



TAB!!






MUH PR AISA THAPAR PRHEGA NA K DUNIYA BHOOL JAOGA.!


Impact of Movies:

Teacher :- Who is Mahatma Gandhi?

Student:- He is the one who helped
Munna Bhai to impress his girlfriend!
Wife: "1 More Word Frm U And Im Going Back To My Mothers Place."
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Husband : Taxi


Dedicated to BHAI LOG...

Kbhi Kbhi Mere Dil Me Khayal Ata Hy Agr

Altaf Bhai London NaJate To Kya Hota?

To 9.0 Pe Unka Mazar Hota

Mustafa Kamal mazr k upar over head or nechay under pas bana kar signal free mazar banata

Farooq Sattar Sajada Nashin Hota

Babar Ghauri Wahan Charas Bechta

Wasim Akhtar Jooty Rakhny K Paise Leta

Shoaib Bukhari Langar Ki Degh Bnata

Saleem Shehzad Jeben Kat''ta

Baqi Rabta Commity Qawali Gati... =P ;->


Ye Keh Ker FARAZ Ne Lerkiyon Ko Truck Ke Neechay De Diya...
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Bachna Ay Haseeno Lo Me Aaagaya....
close ur eyes...

think abt ur self

ur face,

ur style,

ur nature,

ur looks,

now open ur eyes..

u hv jus spent half a minute watching a











horror movie!!!
Once A pig fell in luv with a chicken & they both kissed each other.
Nxt day
Pig died of bird flu & chicken died of swine flu

AJAB PREM KI GHAZAB KAHANI =P ;)