Man: sir i m married,

Man: sir i m married, i had 10 childs, plz tell me my favorite stone, favorite star, & favorite number, Astropamist: Oh. No. ab ap ka guzara SABAZ SITARA sey hi ho ga…

May, 21 2010 168 chars (2 sms) 2830 views Funny

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Salesman:This computer will

Salesman:This computer will
cut your workload by 50%.

Santa:That is great,
I will take two of them:p

apsa koi haseen

apsa koi haseen
Dilruba o Dil nasheen

Apsey pehley kaheen

hum ney dekhey hein kayeen

Teacher: Beta Insan Ki Kitni Maa''ye Hoti Hain?

Teacher: Beta Insan Ki Kitni Maa''ye Hoti Hain?

Student: 4

Teachr: Kon Kon C ........?

Student:
1 Wo Maa Jis Ne Paida Kia
1 Wo Maa Jis Ne Parhna Sikhaya
1 Hamari Dharti Maa,
Ar 1 Wo Jo Ammi Jaan Raat Ko Kehtin Hain,

"AY RAAT DE 2 VAJE KERI MAA DE NAAL GALAN KRNA PEYA AIN" ;->

Ek shaks naya doctor

Ek shaks naya doctor banta hai.,doctor banne k baad us ne pehla opertation kiya...
operatiön theater se nikal kar kehta hai..
"ya allah mera pehla gift kabool karna..

A Modern Artist

A Modern Artist

Is The One

Who Throws Paint On Canvas

Wipes Ir Off With A Cloth

And

Sells That Cloth ... ;->

''Neem k 4 patte lo

''Neem k 4 patte lo
2 ko 1glass pani me boil karo aur
2 ki chatni banao
Phr
chatni ko us pani k sath kha lo
Inshahallah

Kanjoosi
K sare germs mar jayenge.''

Meera

"I terrorist From My Soul Constipation".

Tarjama

"Mujhe dar lagta hy meri rooh qabaz hone".

Dunya Ka Pehla Insaan Kon Tha

Teacher:
Dunya Ka Pehla Insaan Kon Tha?

Pappu: Hazrat Adam!

Teacher:
Shabash! Ab Batao K Unki Nationality Kya Thi ?

Pappu: Pakistani..

Teacher: Woh kese?

Pappu:
Un K Paas Ghar Nai Tha,
Kapray Nai Thay, Aata Nai Tha,
Bijli Nai Thi,
Gas Nai Thi..

Phir B Woh Zinda Thay!!

Sternoid,Pharmoc,

Sternoid,Pharmoc,Glolargingivia, Globardentin....Yeh Sarri beemariyan dant tootne par hoti hai
Sms karte rehna Baaki Samjhdar ko ishra hi kaffi hota ha

Peter : What

Peter : What a pair of strange socks you are wearing, one is green andone is blue with red spots!Kirk : Yes it''s really strange. I''ve got another pair of the same at home.

Shrabi eye donate karne gaya,

Shrabi eye donate karne gaya,
Counter clerk bola: kuch kehna chahte ho?
Shrabi : eyes jise lagao use bata dena “ye do peg ke baad khulti hain...

I shall never die B4 my death

pathan ne Language centre me Admision lia
Or agle din us se kaha gya k koi
Acha sa English sentence sunao
Pathan:josh me bola!
I shall never die B4 my death ;->

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Man: sir i m married,

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