Man: sir i m married,

Man: sir i m married, i had 10 childs, plz tell me my favorite stone, favorite star, & favorite number, Astropamist: Oh. No. ab ap ka guzara SABAZ SITARA sey hi ho ga…

May, 21 2010 168 chars (2 sms) 3025 views Funny

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Headlines of 2025

Headlines of 2025

HEADLINES DATED 1ST JAN 2025:

1. Kyunki saas bhi kabhi bahu thi completed 2,50,000 episodes & Baa has completed 400yrs.
2. Dhoom 17 ready for release.
3. I will play next world cup - Sachin Tendulkar.
4. Salman, Vivek and Abhishek attends Aishwarya''s 3rd marriage.
5. Mein to aabhi jawan hu - Dev Anand''s new film, staring himself in the lead role.
6. Petrol Rs.999/liter.
7. N.Siddhu will launch his own TV channal where he can speak for a whole day... ;->

Husband And Wif

Husband And Wife are Like two tyres of a vehicle.

Even if one punctures , the vehicle can''t move further

So intelegent men always carry a stephny with them . :)

Kuch Khana Dedo

Bhikari:
Kuch Khana Dedo

Admi:
Tamatar Khao

Bhikari:
Roti dedo

Admi:
Tamatar Khao

Bhikari:
Tamatar Hi Kyun

Wife:
Ye Totla Hy
Keh raha Hy
Kamakar Khao.. ;->

''Ata Hy Mujh Ko Yad Wo School Ka Zamana…

''Ata Hy Mujh Ko Yad Wo School Ka Zamana…..
Wo Harami Pan Ki Batain….
Wo Bachiyan Phasana….
Wo Hasna Hasana….
Wo Canteen K Lala Ko Chutiya Banana….
Teachrz Ki Hatana…
Wo Punishment Milna…..
Wo Tully Mar K Murghiyan Churana….
Wo Exams Ki Ratto Main Suttey Lagana…..
Wo Tention Ko Film Dekh K Urrana Or Pharrey Bana K Undrwere Main Chupana Na…..
Ab Wo Din Hy Na Wo Ratain Na Bachiyan Na Mulaqatain
Agr Kch Hy Tu Bs….
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Yadain Hi Yadain.

Pesh hai... For the first time

Pesh hai... For the first time
In your Mobile
Nahati hui Larki.

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Aaj thhand hai, Kal nahaegi!

Son:Mujhe circus dekhna ha

Son:Mujhe circus dekhna hai.
Papa:I M busy
Son: Waha 1 ladki chote-2 kapdo me
cheete pe sawari karti hai
Papa: Chalo chalte hai,
kaafi dino se cheeta nahi dekha

O Ja Oye Wasi

Mein yun he Ghoomta raha tere Shehar mein

WASI,

Na Kisi ne Chaaye poochi na Kisi ne Lassi.

O Ja Oye Wasi!.!''!.!

A Brahmin & A Japanese

A Brahmin & A Japanese Married. Wat Would They Name Their 1st Girl And 1st Boy?

Guess?

Guess?

Kaveri Kawasaki & Suzuki Subramanya

Teacher

Teacher : Btao Jehlum,Rawalpindi Aur PeshAwAr Kahan Hai...!

Student : Mujhe Kya MaloOm Sir...!

Ap Apni Cheezein Khud Sanbhal Kar Rakha Karein...!

Interviewer:What is your birth date? Sardar:13th October.

Interviewer:What is your birth date?
Sardar:13th October.
Interviewer: Which year?
Sardar furiously: Stupid...Every Year !!
;-)

Wife to her friend:

Wife to her friend: My hubby bought me a Mood ring the other day. When I''m in a gud mood, it turns Green & when Im in a bad mood, it leaves a red mark on his forehead!

Jis Terha Tu Hotel Main Bartan Manjhta Hai

Jis Terha Tu Hotel Main Bartan Manjhta Hai

Puuri Puuri Raat Sirf Mis Call Marta Hai

Suna Hy Jab Tera Balance Khatam Ho jata Hai

Tou Balance K Liye Road Pe Nanga Nachta Hai . . . ;->

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Man: sir i m married,

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