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Man: sir i m married, i had 10 childs, plz tell me my favorite stone, favorite star, & favorite number, Astropamist: Oh. No. ab ap ka guzara SABAZ SITARA sey hi ho ga…
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Anarkali in akbar''s
Anarkali in akbar''s
darbar:
Paad dia to darna kia jb pad dia to darna kai,
pad dia koi tatti nai ki
chup chup k badboo
soonghna kia,
jab paad dia.->
Pehle mera apni girl friend se bat karna bht muskil tha,
Pehle mera apni girl
friend se bat karna bht
muskil tha,
Us k 11 bhai ha,
Jo us ko ghr se nai
nikalne dete thy,
Lekin abkoi masla nai,
Wo hr wqt ata lene k lye line ma khari hoti ha,
Aur rabta karna asan ho gia ha,
FARQ TO PARA HA
GEO MUSHARAF.->
tumhein pata hai k
tumhein pata hai k ab Pakistan mein b har kaam merit kee bunyad par ho gha, aur shuruat mujhe karney k liye kaha ghaya hai,
so mein kehta hoon
"Tum sab sey bardey budhoo ho" mind na karo merit kee bunyad par no.1 ho.
Aaj Kal K Halaat Ki Wja Se
Aaj Kal K Halaat Ki Wja Se
1 Kutta 2sre Kutte Se Keh Rha Tha
(Is Mulk Se Jaldi Hi Bhag Chalo)
Wrna!
INSAAN KI MOUT MAARE JAO GE . . . ;->
U r Very special 4 me.
U r Very special 4 me.
So i want 2 gift u N-73
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NNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN
NNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN
NNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN
NNNNNNNN
Gin lena puray hy:-D
Larki Waley : Aap Ka Beta Kia Kerta Hy ???
Larki Waley : Aap Ka
Beta Kia Kerta Hy ???
Larke Ki Maa
Mera Beta 3 Rs
Mein 500 Sms
Kerta Hy ... ;->
AgAr " Mahima
AgAr " Mahima choudhry" lAdka hOti to uSka naam kya hota?????
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not getting
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its "Baaphibaap choudhry"
A sardarji’s boy asked his dad:
A sardarji’s boy asked his dad:
What is a grownup joke?
Sardar ji replied:
any joke which is eighteen years old
at a privat party meera was invited
Real Story
At A Privat Party Meera Was Invited!
Suddenly Meera said Sumthing Dat There Was Pin Drop Silence!
Meera: Waiter Meri Coke Mei SNOW Daal Dien Plz.
ek pathan bandoq le kar
Ek Pathan Bandoq Le Kar
Machli Ka Shikar Krny
Jungle Mein Gaya.
Jao Re Tum Bhi PATHAN Nikla,
Joke Tou Uppar Hi Khatam Ho Gaya Tha.. =P ;)
They Say
They Say
One Out Of Every 4
People Are Crazy
Think Of Your
3 Closest Friends
If They Seem Normal ,
You Are This One .... ;->
Plz Don''t Neglect
Plz Don''t Neglect This
Msg..
A Poor Boy
Suffering Frm Mental
Disorder Needs Shock
Treatment
Plz Send Ur Photo
So That
He Gets The
PROPER SHOCK ;->
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