Man: sir i m married,

Man: sir i m married,
Man: sir i m married, i had 10 childs, plz tell me my favorite stone, favorite star, & favorite number, Astropamist: Oh. No. ab ap ka guzara SABAZ SITARA sey hi ho ga…
  

May, 21 2010     168 chars (2 sms)     2381 views       Funny

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After checkup, Dr. said to wife:

"Ur husband is suffering from a very severe disease. If u don''t do the following, he''ll die.

Each day, fix him healthy breakfast. Be pleasant, & in good mood. Cook tasty dinner for him. Don''t discuss ur problems with him. If u can do this for 1 year, ur husband will be OK."

On the way home, the husband asked:

"What did the Dr. say?

She said:

"Doctor ne jawab de dia hy...." =P =D
IT''S A SCARY STORY.
READ IT IF U R DARE ENOUGH.

Once in a rain there was an old man standing with a book in his hand for sale.
A man came to him & asked for buying.
He sold the book for Rs. 3000 & said,
"DON''T OPEN LAST PAGE OF THE BOOK"
Else you face problem.
Man finished reading all pages with great fear but not last page.
Out of his curiousity he opened the last page one day.
Then he was shocked to see,


Pathan public toilet gya to Diwar p likha tha

"Dunya Chand p pohnch gai

or Tm yaha bethe ho?

Pathan niche likh aaya "Bs Ye kr k Hm b ja rha hay" :-


CHAIN MSG

Baraey Meherbani Es Msg
Ko Itna Fwd Karain K
.
.
Mere Bhai Tak Pohanch Jaey
.
.
.
.
"Oye Ammi Keh Rahi Hain Salan
K Sath 2 Naan Bhi Lay Aana" ;)
An unmarried girl''s request:
Is msg ko itna phela den k ye hamare hone waley HUSBAND tk pohnch jaye

"Kahan hein ap?
Kab ain gey?
Apni ami ko jaldi bhejein.
Mene or nahi parhna.":-(
plz fwd!:-P
itni pyar bhari nazron se dekha usne mjhe

AYE DOST

dil to gaya hi gaya

sath main 10 rupay wala somasa bhi gir gaya
Beautiful Picturs r developd In Dark Room

So if u see darknes in ur life
assume that NATURE is making beautiful Life 4 u...

(A public service Msg 4rm KESC)
Masoom Mohabbat Ka
Bus Yehi Afsana Hai,


Mohabbat Nibhane Ka
Yehi To Zamana Hai,


Ammi Ghar Se Nikalne Nahi Deti Aur...


Mujhe Aaj Date Pe Jana Hai :->
Munnabhai:- How To Distinguish Between BAKRA & BAKRI ? Circuit:-SIMPLE BHAI Patthar Mar Kar Dekho Ager BHAGA to BAKARA Aur BHAGI to BAKARI.
A WISE MAN
Washes His Hand
After He PEES

But

A WISER MAN
Doesn''t PEE
On His Hand ... ;->
TUM




SACHE,





PYARE,





IMANDAR,





SAMAJDAR,





AQALMAND,




SHAREEF


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