Man: sir i m married,

Man: sir i m married, i had 10 childs, plz tell me my favorite stone, favorite star, & favorite number, Astropamist: Oh. No. ab ap ka guzara SABAZ SITARA sey hi ho ga…

May, 21 2010 168 chars (2 sms) 2901 views Funny

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~ A MARRIED WOMAN''''S POEM ~

He didnt lyk d curry &
He didnt lyk my cake
He said my biscuits
were 2hard
Not lyk his mother
used 2 make
I didnt prepare
coffee rite
He didnt lyk the stew
I didnt mend his socks
d way his mother used 2
I pondered 4 an answer
I was looking 4 a clue
Isnt dere anything I
cud do 2 match his
mothers shoe?
Then I smiled as I
saw light
1 Thing I cud definitely
do
I turnd around &
slapped him tight
Just like his mother
used 2 ... ;->

What is da similarity

What is da similarity btween Girlz & Mobile Phones...?
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Jitney Pangey Loo Gay, Utney Functions Pata Chalein Gay...! :->

A Pathan Was

A Pathan Was Playing "KON BANEGA CAROR PATI"
Amitab Bachan Asked: Apne Baap Ka Naam Batao.

Pathan Replied: Hum Ko Pagal Samjha Hai Kya? Pehle 4 Option To Do

1 Din Zindagi Ne Mujh Se Poocha:

1 Din Zindagi Ne Mujh Se Poocha:
Tum Apne Dost k 7 Kab Tak Rehna Chahty Ho ?

?

Mene 1 " PAAD " Maar Dia Aur Kaha:

Jab Tak Tum Is Ko Pakar
Na Lo =P ;)

Unbelievable Moments in 2008.

Unbelievable Moments in 2008.

1. PPP won the election.
2. Faraz death
3. Harbhajan slapped Srisanth.
4. Ronaldo kissed Bipasha Basu.
5. Tony Blair caught without ticket.
6. Marriot blast.
7. China launched space shuttle.
8. Mumbai blast.

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Bush did not return Al-Zaidi Shoes..!!!

Tum pas aae.yon mukarae.

Tum pas aae.yon mukarae.

Apne batis dant muj ko dikae.

Dekh k mera dill

phoot phoot rota hai.

yar tum se ik brush b

theek se nehin hota hai.

''SMS kerne pe jo marte hain

''SMS kerne pe jo marte hain,
Call kerne se jo darte hain,

BADLUCK to dekho..!!
aisy KANJOOS dost mere hi palle parte hain,''

Wese to ap k saray

Wese to ap k saray he kam oltay hotay hain,

bas aik mobile he hai jo ap sedha pakartay hain.

Aj zara is mobile ko b olta pakrain aur ye parhain

6u!l!ws d33>l

This one is my first attempt.

This one is my first attempt.

Kis cricketer ki wife ka naam sunte hee,everyone starts laughing?

Its Mr.Rashid latif

how?

Coz his wifes name would be Mrs.Latifa

A drunken LALA

A drunken LALA falls from 3rd floor,people
gather around him & ask''Lala ji ki hoya?
Lalaji replies,''pata nahi.main v hune aaya haan.

Dosto Me Ap Ko Ek

Dosto Me Ap Ko Ek Zarori Bat Btana Chahta Ho.
Takey Pchlay Saal Ki Tara
Apko Afsoos Na Ho
Ramzan Aa Chuka He
Jis Ne B Meri Aftari Krni He
Mjhy Abi Bata De!

APKO GUL AHMAD K KAPRY

APKO GUL AHMAD K KAPRY PASAND HAI KIA?

ACHA

TO

TO

TO

TO

TO

TO

PHIR

GUL AHMAD

KIA PEHNY GA....?

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Man: sir i m married,

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