Man: sir i m married,

Man: sir i m married,
Man: sir i m married, i had 10 childs, plz tell me my favorite stone, favorite star, & favorite number, Astropamist: Oh. No. ab ap ka guzara SABAZ SITARA sey hi ho ga…
  

May, 21 2010     168 chars (2 sms)     2739 views       Funny

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Sardar Apnay 16 Bachon Aur BV
K Sath Dost K Ghar Dawat Pay Gya.
Dost Ne Itni Bri Family Dekh K Ghusay Mn Kaha:
Haya ty Nhi Ayi?
Sardar:
Nai yar, Ohda Paper C.
1 sabzi wale k ghar bacha paida hua,
to 1 aurat bache ko dekh k boli:

"kitna pyara bacha hai"?

sabzi wala aadat k mutabik bola

"Aur hai b Bilkul taaza" ;->
5 easy steps 4 a lovely morning.
Open ur eyes,
Take a deep breath,
Stretch ur body,
Take da breath out n say its to early and sleep again:-)
Yaar T.v On Karu Jaldi .. Amitabh Bachan Died .




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In SHOLAY , DEEWAR , AAKHRI RASTA , MUQADAR KA SIKANDAR, SHAKTI .
Husband: tum aesi roti nahi bana sakhti
jesi meri ammi pakati thi.

Wife: paka sakti hun agar tum be
aisa aata goondo jesa
tumhare abbu goonda karty thy ;-)

Mulk e aziz ki salamti k liye student ko
1 hafta kya?
Aik saal b ghar ma bhetna paray tou
b is qurbani k liye hum tayyar hain
From,
NALAIQ STUDENTS ORGANIZATION.
Birthday is the main festival with invitations, wishes, gifts,
friends, and free animated ecards.
I like 3 things...

Pizza...

Pepsi...

& you...



Pizza to eat...


Pepsi to drink...



& you to clean the table.Hahaha.
Ek Pathan naqli note lekar Surf Excel lene gaya.

Dukandar:Is note mein Quaid-e-Azam ki topi nahi hai.

Pathan:O yara meli pari hai us k liye to surf lene aaya hun.
ik admy anpe ghar waloon ko kehta hai ke jab main maroon ga

tu mery kabarr main ik cap main thori se chai rakh dena

orr wo ik din marr giya ghar waloon nai is ki kabarr main chai rakh de

hasab lene ik farishta yaa orr iss nai kaha ke hasaab do
admy kehta jere pehlee farishte cha pe ke gay se o koon se
Aj Kal Zardari Kon Se Naaray Se Darta Hai.







Zinda Hai ''B''b'' Zinda Hai.
Dirtiest Message Of All Tym .....

Sardar g In a Plane
Feels Vomiting & ask 4 a
Vomit Bag, Air Hostess
Gives Him The Bag After
Few Minutes When She
Comes Back Evry1 Was
Vomiting Except Sardar g
She Was Surprisd & Askd
"Sardar g In Sab ko Kia Hua?"
Sardar g: "Me Ulti Kiti Ena Lokan
Nu Buri Lagi Te Me Wapis Pee Gya ... "