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Top 6 Reasons To Be A
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Top 6 Reasons To Be A
Top 6 Reasons To Be A
Top 6 Reasons To Be A "Charter Accountant"
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1- Hate To Sleep
2 - Like To Study Forever
3 - Enjoyed Life [A/c Student Ov C.A]
4 - Cant Live Widout Tension
5 - Want To Pay For His Sins In This World
6 - Dun Wanna Marry Before 40 Years Ov Age ... ;->
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Line marne k bohat se tareqe hein, jin me se chand darj-zeel hein:
Line marne k bohat se tareqe hein, jin me se chand darj-zeel hein:
1: Pakki pencil se,
2: Kachi pencil se,
3: Marker se,
4: Pen se..! :-p
HusbaNd...
Wife : I will die.
Husband : I will also die.
Wife : why do u want to die?
Husband : because main itni khushi bardasht nahi kar sakta.
Ek Pathan Ne Kisi Ko
Ek Pathan Ne Kisi Ko Phone Kia.. Wahan Se Jawab Aaya.. "The Number U''ve Dialed Is not Responding At The Moment"
Pathan Bola: Koi Baat Nahi Baaji, Usko Bolna Hum Baad Main Phon Kare Ga.... ;->
There Are Two Types
There Are Two Types
Of Women
1 - Without Whom You
Can''t Live (Every
Boyfriend Thinks So)
2 - With Whom You
Can''t Live (Every
Husband Thinks So ) ;->
''A study has proved
''A study has proved that all fools use their THUMB while reading a SMS.
Now its 2 late dont try 2 change ur finger! Catch another fool!''
Pehle Bacho''n Ko
Pehle Bacho''n Ko Daily School Jana Parta Tha
Lekin Ab KhudKash Dhamake Aur Leaderz Ki Amwaat Ki Waja Se
School Band Rehte Hyn . . .
Farq Tou Para Hy
Bache Bache Ka Naara
"Geo Musharaf" ;->
Sir :pyar or ishq mai kya farq hai,
Sir :pyar or ishq mai kya farq hai,
Student:sir pyar wo hai jo
Aap apni beti se krtay hain,
Sir :GOOD!Or IHSQ?
Student:sir jo mai ap ki beti se krta hon.>
''ZAMANE KI DAR SE TERI TASVER KO TOILET MEY CHUPA KAR RAKA HY
''ZAMANE KI DAR SE TERI TASVER KO TOILET MEY CHUPA KAR RAKA HY
WAH
WAH
WAH
WAH
AUR HO TERA DEDAR BAR BAR ES LEYEA JAMAL GHOTA RAKA HY''
Yaa ALLAH ..!! Tujhe Tere Pyare bando Ka Wasta ...!!
Yaa ALLAH ..!!
Tujhe Tere Pyare bando Ka Wasta ...!!
Iss Dafa Ramzan Mein Shetaan Ko Chor Ke
Wapda Walon Ko Band Kar Dena
AMEEN
Kia Le Kar Aaye Thay
Kia Le Kar Aaye Thay
Kia Le Ker Jayenge
Mujhe Sms Na Ker K Kitne Paise Bachayenge
Itne Paise Bacha Ker Kia
Mobile Me CNG Lagwayenge ;-
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Ullo Ki Trha Kia Dekh Rahe Ho
Sms Hii Tou Bheja Hy . . . ;->
Itz the Month of Snow & Songs
Itz the Month of
Snow & Songs
Candles, Cakes n
Celebrations
Itz December
Njoy dis LuVly n glorious Month
NOTE-Plz Ignore
if U r an STUDENT
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