Top 6 Reasons To Be A

Top 6 Reasons To Be A "Charter Accountant"
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1- Hate To Sleep

2 - Like To Study Forever

3 - Enjoyed Life [A/c Student Ov C.A]

4 - Cant Live Widout Tension

5 - Want To Pay For His Sins In This World

6 - Dun Wanna Marry Before 40 Years Ov Age ... ;->

May, 18 2010 277 chars (2 sms) 2661 views Funny

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ek pathan mobile company

Ek Pathan Mobile Company Main Job K Liye Gaya:

1st Ques K Answer Pe He Usay Maar K Bhaga Diya Gaya.

Ques: Which Is The Most Popular Network.

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Pathan: Al-Quaida. :-)

Which part of body

Which part of body is most sensitive while watching adult movies .?
Guess what?
Ha ha ha u r wrong.
Its ur ear 2 make sure k koi aa to nahi raha.

A Chinese pair

A Chinese pair accidentally had twins without getting married, Guess
what they named them... Jo Hua, So Hua.

Arz Kia Hai . . .

Arz Kia Hai . . .

Tumhare Bap Ne Parh Liya Mera LOVE LETTER

Wah Wah . . .

Tumhare Bap Ne Parh Liya Mera LOVE LETTER

PHILIPS LET''S MAKE THINGS BETTER . . . ;->

''Attendence.. Pappu

''Attendence..

Pappu

Yes Sir

Bablu

Yes Sir

Tinku

Yes Sir

Ullu

??

Ullu

??

Ullu

Button dabana band kar, teri baari hai, attendence lagwa.''

Once a sardar was

Once a sardar was looking at a WANTED poster & was wondering -
Saala wanted tha to photo kheenchne ke baad use jaane kyon diya ?

KeAhTy HaN kHuD kHuShI kRnY WaLa

KeAhTy HaN kHuD kHuShI kRnY WaLa
AchA AdMi NaHe HotA

AgR YeAh bI MaaN LaIn kY wo bHoAt

bUrA AdMi hY tU pHiR bI uSs Ny

AcHa kAm kIa ky

Aik bUrY AdMi ko kHaTm kIa

A mobile is like a

A mobile is like a woman, Talks non-stop, Costs a fortune, Disturbs when u r busy
n When U need it urgently
There is no service . . . ;->

Why Did The Statue

Why Did The Statue

Of Liberty Have

To Be A Woman?

The Head Had To

Be Hollow To

Make A

Restaurant In It!

is qadar hum zindagi

Is qadar hum zindagi ko manany nikly,

Uski chahat k hum pagal deewany nikly,

Jb b usy dil ka haal sunana chaha,

Honton se Nasibo Lal k gany nikly... ;->

Husband to Wife: Tum meri zindagi h

Husband to Wife: Tum meri zindagi ho,
or __

WIFE: or KYA?

Batao na or kya?

Wife shouted tell me or kya?

Husband: or laanat hai aisi zindagi pay.....!

Sardar dukhi tha,

Sardar dukhi tha, Kis Ne Pucha " Kya tention me ho?
Sardar: Yar ek dost ko plastic surgery ke liye 2 lakh diye the, ab saale ko pehchaan nahi pa raha hoon

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