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remix version of twist
remix version of twist
Remix Version of TWIST.
Lets have some paper Shaper lets have some Study now,
Lets have some Phy, Chem lets read the bio now.
Chalo chalo ji Book uthalo,
Chalo chalo ji Parh k Dikhao,
Chalo chalo ji Sir ko Khapa lo.
Life ki Karlo bist. :-)
N we Twist, We Twist, Twist, Twist, Twist.
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Subha Teri .....Shaam Meri Ho
Subha Teri .....Shaam Meri Ho
Din Tera .......Raat Meri Ho
Hansi Teri ......Udaasi Meri Ho
Jab Maut Aaye Tou Dost
Kabar Teri Aur LASH.........
O. Hello
Teri Hi Ho
Meri Kion Ho.??? ;->
ek hoor ne jannat mein khudkashi
Ek Hoor Ne
Jannat Mein Khudkashi
Ker Li
Pata Hy
Kia Waja Thi ??
Ek Farishty Ne Hoor
Se Mazaq Kia Tha
k
Teri Shaadi
Qayam Ali Shah Se Hogi .. ;)
''Ek Aadmi K Left Hath
''Ek Aadmi K Left Hath
Ki 6 Ungliaan Theen,
Sab Log Usay
"Sultan" kehte
thay
Socho Kyun?
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Kyun k ''Sultan'' Us ka Naam tha :-''
maalkin apki purani sarhee muje nai chaiye
Nokrani:Maalkin apki purani sarhee muje nai chaiye.
Malkin: Kyun?
Nokrani:Apki saree pehenne k bad sahab
"Aap"Ko samajh k mere paas b nai aate.
3 Lessons Form "3 Idiots" Movie:
3 Lessons Form "3 Idiots" Movie:
1. Do Any Work With Passion and Choice.
2. Believe in Yourself.
3. Always Have One Idiot Friend Like You! :-)
Aik dafa MIRZA GHALIB
Aik dafa MIRZA GHALIB
bathroom gaye tu un ko apnay mehboob ki yaad i.
Unhone ne foran aik sher kaha,
"Ankhoon main hai tera aks,
Aur hath main hai "LUX"
Eq.1: study=dont fail
Eq.1:
study=dont fail
Eq.2:
dont study=fail
adding eq 1&2
study+dont study=fail+dont fail
taking common
study(1+dont)=fail(1+dont)
sol:study=fail.
HENCE PROVED.;-)
Behind every Man''s
Behind every Man''s success there is a woman.
But behind 16 gal''s success there is a man,
this is what we see in the movie "CHAK DE INDIA"
SO MAN KI IZAT KARU . . . ;->
Good morning.
Good morning...Have u done two of the most important things when you woke up today?....
1)Pray, so that u may live...
2)Take a bath-so that others may live too!!!!
I am missing U.
I am missing U.
I am missing U.
I am missing U.
Don''t believe!
See I am on journey and u r not with me, it means u r missing.
some like sunday so
Some like Sunday
Some like Monday,
But i like Your Birthday.
Happy Birthday my sweetheart
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Submitted By Humayun From Multan ( 03216307893 )
You know why women
You know why women starts with ‘W’…
because all questions start with “W”.. !
Who ?
Why ?
What ?
When ?
Which ?
Whom ?
Where ?
&
Finally Wife..!!!
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