acher 2 pathan : "PAIT" k

acher 2 pathan : "PAIT" kyun banaya hai? ? ? ?

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Pathan : SHALWAAR baandhnay k liye!

May, 25 2010 105 chars (1 sms) 1720 views Funny

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Hi Sir, I want To Meet & Talk To u.
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Man Stunnd,Omg!
... R U Riya
No

Anu?
No

Pari?
No
Jasi?
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Lady in confusion

No Sir I am The Class Teacher
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Buhat gadhay ho tum I''m sure 100%
But jo be hay meray ho tum I''m sure 100%

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100% DONE

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Shayad barish hone

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Shayeed andhi aane se phle mosam pila na ho,

Magar ye to ho he nhi skta k tum so kar utho or
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neche bhoot ha
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ye bhot ha koi tumhari phophi ka putar nahi jo nazar ayega

naka naka dumdum fursat

Naka Naka Dumdum Fursat
Shaka laka sumsum SMS.

Ye African Zuban main likha hai.
Iska Urdu Main matlab hai.

Naak mai Ungli Maarne se Fursat mil jaye to SMS Kr lya karo.

when ur life is in

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U r Very special 4 me.

U r Very special 4 me.
So i want 2 gift u N-73
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Janix yEh Sms Naya

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Aaya HaI
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KAISA LAGA..........;->

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acher 2 pathan : "PAIT" k

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