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What a pair of strange socks
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What a pair of strange socks
What a pair of strange socks
Teacher : What a pair of strange socks you are wearing,
one is green and one is blue with red spots!
Sardar ji: Yes it’s really strange.
I’ve got another pair of the same at home.
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Arre yeh to mahol aur mausam kaa asaar hai,
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don ki car se cheeni nikaalna
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DON Ki Car Se Cheeni Nikaalna,
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Kyon?
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ye bhot ha koi tumhari phophi ka putar nahi jo nazar ayega
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