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What a pair of strange socks
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What a pair of strange socks
What a pair of strange socks
Teacher : What a pair of strange socks you are wearing,
one is green and one is blue with red spots!
Sardar ji: Yes it’s really strange.
I’ve got another pair of the same at home.
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Life is full of rewards
Life is full of rewards
If you eat properly
exercise and take good care of yourself for 60 years
what is your reward
A senior citizen card
20% discount.
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purey ek darjan
''desi''
aanday hain.
meri taraf se sardi ka tohfa..
^ HAPPY WINTER SEASON ^ (:->
They Say
They Say
One Out Of Every 4
People Are Crazy
Think Of Your
3 Closest Friends
If They Seem Normal ,
You Are This One .... ;->
Nazar Se Aap Ne Muje Jo Current Mara Hy,
Nazar Se Aap Ne Muje Jo Current Mara Hy,
Boht Buland Boht Unt Shunt Mara Hy,
Smjho Aise K Jaise Dil K Rkshy Ko,
Truck Ne Puray Ka Pura Front Mara Hy.. :p ;->
Ghar me practis karna
Ghar me practis karna
1. Aik angoor lo
2. Hath me pakro
3. Ab upne danto k beech me rakho
4. Ab ahista se sheeshe me dekho
WAH! LANGOOR K MUNH ME ANGOOR.:-
beggar sir pls giv
Beggar: Sir, pls give 50 paise.
Man: I don''t have.
Beggar: Then come with me, lets beg together
Imagine World Without GIRLSfu8
Imagine World Without GIRLS
Roads Sunsaan,
Markets Viraan,
Na Janu Na Jaan,
Na Koi Girl Friend K Liye Pareshan,
Bus Namaz & Quran.......
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Three ways to catch a tiger:
Three ways to catch a tiger:
1.NEWTONS METHOD :
Allow the tiger to catch you
and catch the tiger.
2.EINSTEINS METHOD :
Chase the tiger until it becomes tired,
then catch it.
3.INDIAN POLICE METHOD :
Catch a cat and beat it
until it accepts it''s a tiger!!!
Aadmi Apne Bachay Se
Aadmi Apne Bachay Se
Baita Sharab Mat Peena Wrna
Yeh Jo 2 Aadmi Ja Rahay Hain Tumhain
4 Nazar Ayeinge.
Bacha: Magar Abbu Wo To 1 Aadmi Hai...=P;->
kya app Australia jana chahtey hein?
kya app Australia jana chahtey hein?
Agar jawab haan hai to mein app kee madad kar sakta hoon, No visa, no money, jatey hee kaam par lag jana hai,
Infact I have a task to Export 1000 donkeys to Australia. So I have started doing my job.
Ek Mota Admi Bazaar Me Phir Raha Tha,
Ek Mota Admi Bazaar Me Phir Raha Tha,
4 Bachay Us Ka Peecha Kr Rahay Thay,
Admi Ne Ruk Kr Pocha Mera Pecha Kyun Kr Rahay Ho?
Bachay Bolay:Uncle Hum Peecha Nahi Kr Rahay,
Balkay Hum Apki Chaon Me Chal Rahay Hain.
Teri Zulfo''n Main Kho
Teri Zulfo''n Main Kho
Jana Chahta Hoon
Teri Zulfo''n Main Kho
Jana Chahta Hoon
Par Tum Teil Itna Lagati
Hyn K Har Bar Phisal Jata
Hoon ... ;->
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