school and college holidays

New scheme of school and college holidays

Summer vacations

Eid holidays

Winter holidays

And neW season of holidays
TALIBAN HOLIDAYS.:-D;-)

May, 05 2010 166 chars (2 sms) 3133 views Funny

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Ek sardar bar mein ro raha tha

Ek sardar bar mein ro raha tha
Friend: Kyon ro rahe ho?
Sardar: Aur kia karoon? Main jis lerki ko bhulna chah raha hoon,uska naam hi yaad nahin aa raha.

GirlFriends r Appetizers.... Taste Gud Any

GirlFriends r Appetizers....
Taste Gud Any
Time

Misteress r Tomyams.... Hot & Spicy,

Eaten Frequently

Wives r Maggie....

Eaten When There''s

Nothing To Eat ;->

Yesterday

Yesterday in my room all my books were singing a song.

Guess which song?

guess!

O Zara zara Touch Me Touch Me Touch Me...

maantay hain lahore lahore

Maantay Hain Lahore Lahore Hai.

Par Karachi Uska Shauhar Hai.

Karachi Main Bhi Ek Lahore Hai.

Jiska Naam "Gulistan-e-Jauhar" Hai.

''2 pyaj, 3 lahsun, 5 gm jeera,

''2 pyaj,
3 lahsun,
5 gm jeera,
3 kali mirch,
2 spoon namak,
4 spoon oil,
1 cup water
Aur thoda sa hara dhaniya.
Pata hai Main kya bana rahi hu?
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Tumhe ullu!''

Bachy 2 hi Achay.

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#( -_-) (-_- )#
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Remember

Bachy 2 hi Achay..;-)

Maine apny ghar

Maine apny ghar walo ko samjha diya hai,wo sub maan gaye hai Tum b apny ghar walo ko bata do,
wo b maan jaiye gy

K

Shan baryani k sath qorma masala Free hai.

Once during the tea break

Once during the tea break between india and pakistan match....
Afridi wanted biscuits wid his tea...
Inspite of asking Sachin for the biscuits who was close by to the biscuits plate... He called Inzy who was standin far away....
why so...?

socho.....

socho socho.........

coz "HAQ SE MANGO PRIYA GOLD"... ;-

sony tv ki cid team

Pakistan investigatios aur Scotland
Yard ki nakami k baad Banazir Bhutto
murder case ab Sony t.v ki CID team
ko de dia gaya hy,

Umeed hy k
Ab ye case ek ghante mein hal ho jaye ga ... ;->

''Kal"RAAT"

''Kal"RAAT"
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Buhat Dino Baad
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Kitaab Kholi To Ehsaas Huwa???
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Ay V nai Anda Ay V nai Anda
Tay Ay V nai Anda=))''

Nine Zero Pe 1

Nine Zero Pe 1
Muhajir Gun Le Kr Khara
Hogaya . Jo b Wahan Se
Guzarta
Us Se Poochta: TUM KON?
Man : Pathan
Muhajir Shot
DhUzZzZ

Muhajir: TUM KON ?
Man : Baloch
DhUzZzZz

Muhajir: TUM KON ?
Khusra : Tera Baap
Muhajir : Jao Yaar
Apno Ko KonMaray ...

Meri Maut Ke Baad Kasam Hai Tumhe

Meri Maut Ke Baad Kasam Hai Tumhe

Meri Kabr Pe Mat Aana.

Kyo Ki.

Kyo Ki.

Maine Suna Hai Tum

Agarbattiyan Churate Ho..

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