Lady Secretary: "Sir, It‘s ur wife‘s call. . .

Lady Secretary: "Sir, It‘s ur wife‘s call. . .
Lady Secretary: "Sir, It‘s ur wife‘s call. . .
She Wants To Kiss U On The Phone. . . "

Boss: "I''m Busy. . . .
U May Take The Message & Pass It On To Me, Later. . . " ;->
  

May, 19 2010     179 chars (2 sms)     2382 views       Funny

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if u tell a man there r 300 billion stars in d universe, he''ll believe u.Bt if u tell him a park bench has jst been painted, he has 2 touch it 2 b sure.
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Think...




No?



A: Because you can''t bury them in the sky!
Teacher to Sardar: What is Number “Seven” , Even or Odd
Sardar: Even
Teacher: How can you make seven even?
Sardar:Remove the ‘S’!!
Q:What is the difference between a wife and a girlfriend?
A: About 45 pounds!!
Teacher: Bachon Batao Pakistan
ne Jo Atom Bomb India pe pheka tha
aur India ne use Pencil bana
diya uska naam kya hai?

STUDENTS: ADNAN SAMI
Seven Phases Of Life


1) Studies


2) Games


3) Entertainment


4) Love


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7)



Life Ends When Love Starts...!!!

A Dog Fell In Love
With a Cat
Bt
Dog''s Parents
Refusd Cat
Gues Why?
They Gave a Solid Reason




Ladki To MUCHHO Wali hai
My Eyes Miss u
My feels Love u
My mind call u
My heart just for u
I will die without u

Aisa meri Mummy mujhe bilto hain
Why women Love gold more
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Because gold has 24 carrot
whereas man has only one carrot.
JAha Raha hai Mera SMS , Na jane Kya Gul Khelaye Ga ?
Pyar Se Parha jaye ga ya Bina dekhe Delete Ho jaye ga
ager delte na hoga tu ek reply zaror aye ga


Wife: I wish I was a newspaper
so I would be in ur hands allday.

Husband: I too wish that u were
a newspapers so I could have
a new one everyday.
Agar dantttooon k Doctor ko Daant mein dard ho to wo kahan jaye gha?


Arrey yaar Zahir hai k wo kissi doctor k pass to jaye gha naheen kyun k ussey achcha khasa experience hota hai, To reh ghaya mein to merey paass hee aaye gha na.