Lady Secretary: "Sir, It‘s ur wife‘s call. . .

Lady Secretary: "Sir, It‘s ur wife‘s call. . .
She Wants To Kiss U On The Phone. . . "

Boss: "I''m Busy. . . .
U May Take The Message & Pass It On To Me, Later. . . " ;->

May, 19 2010 179 chars (2 sms) 3427 views Funny

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Mother 2 Docotr

Mother 2 Docotr On Phone: Mari Beti Ko Current Laga Hai

Me Kia Karon??

Doctor: Pehle Ap 2 NAFAL Shukranay Ke Ada Karein Ke Apki Tarf Bajli Aarahi Hai..

"Aap Ki Kahani Humarai Zabani"

"Aap Ki Kahani
Humarai Zabani"

Aap k Paas Dimagh Hy
Chalta Nhi Wo Alag
Baat Hy

Aap Smart Hyn,
Koi Manta Nhi Alag
Baat Hy

Aap Ameer Hyn,
Kanjus Hyn Wo Alag
Baath Hy

Aap Shareef Hyn,
Laagte Nhi Wo Alag
Baat Hy

Aap Paas Cell Fone Hy
Call Nhi Krte Alag
Baat Hy

Kafi Izzat Hy Aap Ki
Koi Krta Nhi Ye Alag
Baat Hy ... ;-

Jhatka kuch is tarah

Jhatka kuch is tarah dia sanam ne apni zulfoon ko pappu"

Ikatthi char joein mere daman main aa girin . . . ;->

sceince kehti hai paani boil karne se

Sceince kehti hai paani boil karne se
germs mar jatay hain.

Science ko yeh to btao k germs ki
Dead bodies to paani
mai he rehti hain na;-)

tv on kro multan m

TV on kro.
Multan main girls colleges me larai ho rahi hai

Sub girl lar rahi han

Sub keh rahi hain "hAmY" maira hai
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Uff ye larkiyan b na.... ;-)

2000 mai Lipstick

2000 mai Lipstick kitnee Sastii Hotii tHiii :)

bUt aj tu sab se farighhh Brand Bhi Mehnga ha :(

jeeenay Doo mushii

Sardar by mistake

Sardar by mistake goes into ladies toilet .

All ladies suddenly stand up !

Sardar : IZZAT DIL MAY HO BUS YEHI KAFI HAI...... BETHO BETHO

Why are the Egyptian

Why are the Egyptian Children confused??????
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.coz
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Their Daddy dies n becomes Mummy... Children confused??????
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.coz
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Their Daddy dies n becomes Mummy...

hey dude a piece of

Hey Dude
A Piece Of Advice
For You ... !!

Never Think Yourself

As An Ugly Person

Always

Consider Yourself

A Beautiful

Monkey ... ;->

Q: What are two reasons why women don''t mind their own business?

Q: What are two reasons why women don''t mind their own business?

Ans:

1 => No Mind

2 => No Business . . . . . ;->

''God made

''God made man and then rested. God made women and then no one rested''

Lovers with Mobile in Pakistan cities . . .

Lovers with Mobile in Pakistan cities . . .

ISLAMABAD
Hello Janu
chalo aj CHINEESE Restaurant m Dinner Meri traf sy

RAWALPINDI
Hello Janu
Kahan ho Tum ??
Ek Ghantty sy college k Gate py kharra hon

LAHORE
Hello Janu
aj to film ka mood ban rha hy aur wo b Tumhry saath

KARACHI
Hello Janu
what a Fantastic Mosam
Chalo Beach py Jaty hy..

PESHAWAR
Hello Janu
Kahan ho Tum ??
abhi abhi BOMB BLAST huwa hy
Tum khairiyat sy to ho

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Lady Secretary: "Sir, It‘s ur wife‘s call. . .

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