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Lady Secretary: "Sir, It‘s ur wife‘s call. . .
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Lady Secretary: "Sir, It‘s ur wife‘s call. . .
Lady Secretary: "Sir, It‘s ur wife‘s call. . .
Lady Secretary: "Sir, It‘s ur wife‘s call. . .
She Wants To Kiss U On The Phone. . . "
Boss: "I''m Busy. . . .
U May Take The Message & Pass It On To Me, Later. . . " ;->
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Foran 1 Aankh Band Kar Lete Hain. :-)
Son: Mom! Papa Bohat Shareef Hain.
Mom: Woh Kese?
Son: Jab Bhi Kisi Larki Ko Dekhte Hain.
Foran 1 Aankh Band Kar Lete Hain. :-)
1 Aadmi bike pe ja raha tha.
1 Aadmi bike pe ja raha tha.
Usne rastey me kharey huey Pathan se pucha: Sir, Aapko Lift chahiye kya?
Pathan:
Nahi humara Ghar tou Ground floor pe hy.. ;)
Dost Mere Marne K baad
Dost Mere Marne K baad
Mera Janaza Us Ki Gali Main Ghuma Dena
Agar Wo Dikh Jaye Tou
Ek Baar Mera Hila Dena
Kya.....????
Gandi Soch Rakhne Wale Aadmi
Abay Mera Haath Bye... Bye K
Liye... ;->
What is the diff
What is the diff. between dava & daru?
Ans: Dava is like girlfriend that comes with expiry date.
Daru is like WIFE, jitni PURANI hogi UTNA sir CHAD ke bolegi...
Doctor: U Look Exactly
Doctor: U Look Exactly LIke My Third Wife.
Lady: How Many Wives Do You Have?
Doc : Two...
MoRaL : Express Smart Ideas , SmarTLy ..
Tu Khud Ko Beshak
Tu Khud Ko Beshak Tanha Mahsoos Kar "Jan|X" , , ,
MA¡N Phir Bhi Tujhe Kisi "Bachi"
Ka Number Send Nahi Karun Ga... =P ;->
Subah Utho
Subah Utho
Close-Up Karo
Fir Naha ke
Mera photo laga ke
apne dono haath jod kar zoor-zoor Se gaao:
"TUJHE BHOOL JANA MUMKIN NAHI"
kya app Australia jana chahtey hein?
kya app Australia jana chahtey hein?
Agar jawab haan hai to mein app kee madad kar sakta hoon, No visa, no money, jatey hee kaam par lag jana hai,
Infact I have a task to Export 1000 donkeys to Australia. So I have started doing my job.
In A Marriage. . .
In A Marriage. . .
One Person Always Wins
And
The Other Person Is Called HUSBAND. . . ;->
Wats dhE diffrence
Wats dhE diffrence between a mosquito n a fly
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.
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Fly can Fly...
but
Mosquito cant mosquito...
Love is something special
Love is something special, a treasure I want to find... to others, love is blind but for me, its not true, coz when I fell in love...I saw you.
Tabiyat theek nahi thi,
Tabiyat theek nahi thi,
Tantrik ko dikhlaaya,
vo bola tumper BHOOT ka saaya hai,
jaaldi se kisi GHOR PAAPI ko SMS karo bilkul thik ho jaogee.
Saachi ab SMS ke baad achaa feel hone lagaa hai.
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