Lady Secretary: "Sir, It‘s ur wife‘s call. . .

Lady Secretary: "Sir, It‘s ur wife‘s call. . .
Lady Secretary: "Sir, It‘s ur wife‘s call. . .
She Wants To Kiss U On The Phone. . . "

Boss: "I''m Busy. . . .
U May Take The Message & Pass It On To Me, Later. . . " ;->
  

May, 19 2010     179 chars (2 sms)     2313 views       Funny

more Funny SMS Messages

''Tumhari Kanjoosi Dil Ko Bah
Gai,

Mujhey Bhi Apne Balansce Ki Qader
Aa Gai

Sochaab Tum Ko Message Na Karon,

Magar

Ye Kambakht Dosti Teri Yaad aa Gai,''
Every night we go to bed,
we have no assurance to get up alive the next morning
but still we have plans for the coming day
.
.
.
that’s Hope..!!!
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/--[SMS PoLiCe]
''''''O''""""""O"O''""
Hum aapko arrest karne aae hain,apki complain hai k aap apne Doston ko koi SMS nahi karte..


Saas Bahu Se:Aaj Se Tum Muje MAA Or Saaur Ko PAPA Kehna
Bahu:Samajh Gai
Sham Ko uska Pati Ghar Aya 2 Boli:
Maa! Bhaiyya Ghar Aa gaye hai..
A young frog goes 2 palmist 2 know his future...
Palmist: u wil meet a young prety girl, who wants 2 know evrythng abt U...!
Frog: Gr8! Whn n whr...?
Palmist: next year in bio lab..........


A lady broke a signal & was presentd in front of judge
LADY: Ur honor plz let me go
i am a school teacher I am getting
late for my class

JUDGE: Ahaa so u r a teacher,
I have waited for this moment all my life,
now write down

"I WILL NEVER GO THROUGH A RED LIGHT"

5000 TIMES AND I WILL LET U GO ;->
5 Things U Hate when Ur Parents Ask:
1-Y R U Late?
2-Y U Need So Much Money?
3-Y Does She/He Call U?
4-Y Such Low Marks?&
5-Y Can''t U be as good as MUZAMMIL;-)



An ailing grandmother is talking to her favourite granddaughter.

"Dori,I''m old n weak,
n I know that the time for me to leave is near.
I want u to inherit my farm,
includin the barn,the villa,the tractors,the farmhouse,all the livestock."

"Wow, Thank u so much,Grandma!
I didnt know u even HAD a farm.
where is it?"
grandma replied,
"You can find it on my Facebook account.
Just click on Farmvil after login in
password: just4dori.. =P ;->
ShoHar Shadi k bad apni biwi se bola...

''Aj se tum he meri zindagi ho,
pyar ho,
tamanna ho..!

Biwi- Mere liye b aj se aap he SaiF ho SHaHrUkh ho AuR SaLmaN ho... ;->
''Banane Wale ne ek dost mere liye Banaya..

Jise Aap Ke roop main maine Paya...

Jo mere dil main aisa samaya...
.
.
.
.

Jaise porani haveli main bhoot ka saya....''


Difference between Husband & gadha.

Ans:Husband gadha ban sakta hai,
but
Gadha itna bhi gadha nahi k husband bane!!
''You are equal to sixty james bond!


How??


007 * 60 = 420''