IQ of 50

IQ of 50
What do you call a lawyer
with an IQ of 50?
Your Honor:D.
  

Aug, 22 2013     58 chars (1 sms)     2474 views       Funny

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A beautiful dress is of no use
until it inspires
someone to take it off

By

Swamy EMRAAN HASHMI
Teacher:
Bare hokr kiya bano gye?
Pathan:
Mera bap kehta hy jtna marzi parh, wo nahi ban sakta jo chahta hy.
Teacher:
Kiya banna chahty ho?
Pathan
"LADY DOCTOR"
Raat bhar sisakty rehna bs ek shakhs ki khaatir,

Isy agar ishq kehty hain to wAllah meri Toba ... !!
Question : "Pizza Hut" ka opposite kya hota hai?
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Answer : Pizza hatna mat...........


After a striving movement of 25 years.

MQM chairman ALTAF HUSSAIN has completed his first book.

Book available on many stalls and Pdf version @ internet also




Book Name :











"Kallu k Lateefay" =P =D
''A group of elephants were sitting on the street. A sexy female elephant passes by... What does the loafer elephant say? Wow... 3600-2400-3600''
Who''s The Only Playe Who Knows Each & Every Religious Song. . . ? ?

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HAR - BHAJAN - SING
(HarBhajan Singh) . . . ;->
Es sms ko itna fwd karo k.


Mere dost Farooq tak puhanch jaye

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Yar Farooq wo jo 100 rup leye thay ab wapis kar do...please...=P;->
Once upon a time, Sada and Ada, visited a coal mine to find some diamonds.
Sada takes a right and Ada turns left.
Sada has only a shovel, but Ada had sophisticated diamond mining tools.
Yet, Sada finds a diamond but Ada doesn''t (even after digging for 10 kms) !!!


Why ??

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Kyonki...Hira hai Sada ke liye!!!


Sardar ki wife inspecter se!
Mera husband ek hafte pehle aalo
lene gaya tha abhi tak wapis nahi aaya:-(

Inspector bhi sardar tha bola:-
to behan kuch or paka lo:-)
''Samandar k Kinare Baitha Hon FARAZ!

Kabhi na Kabhi to Leher Aaye Gi

Qismat Badle ya Na Badle

Kam az Kam

Chappal to Dhul Jayegi. :-)''
Taste this SMS
Did u feel da taste of ginger?
No?
Sure?
Well…..
BANDAR KYA JAANE ADRAK KA SWAAD!!