Toggle navigation
SMSMessages101.com
Anniversary
Ascii
Bengali
Birthday
Break Up
Broken Heart
more
Christmas
Decent
Diwali
Double Meaning
Durga Puja
Easter
Eid Mubarak
English Poetry
Exam
Faraz
Fathers day
Flirt
Friendship
Funny
Geo Or Jeenay Do
Get Well Soon
Good Luck
Good Morning
Good Night
Greeting
Halloween
Holi
Independence Day
Inspirational
Insult
Islamic
Khichdi
Kiss
Love
Love Stories
Miss You
Mother's Day
Naughty
New Year
Pashto
Politics
Punjabi
Q n A
Quatations
Rainy day
Rakhi
Ramdan
Riddle
Romantic
Sad
Sardar
Smile
Sorry
Teachers day
Today's thought
Urdu Poetry
Submit SMS
ek cheenti hoti hai.. uske paas 3 daane gehu ke hote hein..
SMS Messages
Funny
ek cheenti hoti hai.. uske paas 3 daane gehu ke hote hein..
ek cheenti hoti hai.. uske paas 3 daane gehu ke hote hein..
ek cheenti hoti hai.. uske paas 3 daane gehu ke hote hein..
ek din woh teen celebrities se milti hai..
aamir khan..
shah rukh khan..
salman khan..
teeno ke autograph woh ek ek daane par le leti..
call it.. khan A.. khan B.. khan C
par ghar jaa kar jab woh dekhti hai..
to sirf ek AutogrAph hotA hAi sabhi par..
kyun??
kyunki..
daAne daAne pAr likhA hAi.. khAn A waAle kA nAam.. !
←
previous (How do you convert a BUS into a female ??)
(2 ways 2 suicide.) Next
→
May, 18 2010
411 chars (3 sms)
2529 views
Funny
more Funny SMS Messages
Khuda ki qasam tum bohat khubdurat ho
Khuda ki qasam tum
bohat khubdurat ho
Dunya kei nazar se khud
ko bacha lo
Kajal ka teka to
tumhary liye kam hay
EK Kala"TAWWA"he
galay may latka Lo......-;>
Doctor- Mrs.MEGHA Gud News
Doctor- Mrs.MEGHA
Gud News
4 U!
MEGHA- What Do
U
Mean By Mrs.MEGHA!
I''m Unmarried.
Doctor- Miss MEGHA,
Bad
News
4 U!
zindgi ek peheli he
zindgi ek peheli he
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
-aur janab scroll kerne se solve nahi ho gi yeh
All Tempting & Beautifull
All Tempting & Beautifull Things In Life Are Either. . . .
Illegal
Banned
Fattening
Expensive
Or . . .
Married to Others. . . ;->
Muqadar mein "raat" ki neend nahi to kya howa
Muqadar mein "raat" ki neend nahi to kya howa "JAn|x"
Hum b muqadar ko choona laga kr din ko so jate hain...! ;->
Aapko Ek Good News Suna Dun
A.O.A!
How Are You?
Aapko Ek Good News Suna Dun,
Is Month Ki
29 Ko Meri Mehndi Hai
30 Ko Baarat Jay gi,
31 ko InshaAllah Valima Hoga.
You and Your Family is Invited Dear!
Dil Ki Baaten Btana Acha Lgta Hai
Dil Ki Baaten Btana Acha Lgta Hai
Larki Ko Le K Date Pe Jana Acha Lgta Hai
Shadi Se Pehlay Dil Me Bjtay Hain MP3 Songs
Baad Me Sirf Qomi Tarana Acha Lgta Hai
Wife Says;
Wife Says; When Im Gone Youll Never Find Another Woman Like Me.
Husband Replied; What Makes You Think Id Want Another Woman Like You... ;->
kabhi hamare ghar me
Kabhi Hamare Ghar Mehman Bankar Ana
Hum Tum Ko,
Chicken Biryani,
Qorma,
Tikka Boti,
Seekh Kabab,
Custard
Gulab Jamun,
Ice Cream,
Kabhi Hamare Ghar Mehman Bankar Ana
Hum Tum Ko
Chicken Biryani
Qorma
Tikka Boti
Seekh Kabab
Custard
Gulab Jamun
Ice Cream
Coldrink Ki Tasveeren Dikhaye Ge ;->
Coldrink Ki Tasveeren Dikhaye Ge ;->
Mumy:beta q ro rhe ho?
Mumy:beta q ro rhe ho?
Beta: mumy papa ne muje kissi nhi ki.
Mumy:beta ap ne papa ko tables nhi sunaye honge
Beta: kam wali ko kon se tables ate hain.
Gang of SARDARS
Gang of SARDARS broke a bank instead of cash they found bottles full of chilled Red Wine. Happily they drank
it. Next day, headline: Blood bank luta
What will Himesh
What will Himesh say to magnify a picture..?
?
?
?
?
?
?
Zara Zoom Zoom… ;->
Search SMS Messages
e.g.
love
,
birthday
,
anniversary
Categories
Anniversary
Ascii
Bengali
Birthday
Break Up
Broken Heart
Christmas
Decent
Diwali
Double Meaning
Durga Puja
Easter
Eid Mubarak
English Poetry
Exam
Faraz
Fathers day
Flirt
Friendship
Funny
Geo Or Jeenay Do
Get Well Soon
Good Luck
Good Morning
Good Night
Greeting
Halloween
Holi
Independence Day
Inspirational
Insult
Islamic
Khichdi
Kiss
Love
Love Stories
Miss You
Mother's Day
Naughty
New Year
Pashto
Politics
Punjabi
Q n A
Quatations
Rainy day
Rakhi
Ramdan
Riddle
Romantic
Sad
Sardar
Smile
Sorry
Teachers day
Today's thought
Urdu Poetry
aaina
Achi baat
Adalt
adult
afsos
aitbaar
alvida
anniversary
ansoo
ARMY
bachi
badal gaye
badmash
badmashi
balochi
Benazir
Berukhi
birthday
boring
breast
brother
busy
choom
Choot
Dadi
dhund
dirty
dosto
drink
dukhi
dushman
faraz
Fuck
Funny
gadha
galib
gandi batain
Ghazal
gussa
hazrat ali
hijab
HONTO
hussain
i am fine
I LOVE YOU
i miss u
If You Really Love Someone Arrange
janaza
jhoot
Jism
jokes
judai
kafan
khawab
khush Raho
khushi
Laut aao
lonely
love
maa baap
mafi
marne wale
masoom
mohsin
mother
MOUT
nafrat
naqab
NARAZ
narazgi
Naseeb
nazar andaz
paheli
parda
poetry
prayers
qasoor
raja
reply me
samandar
shaheed
shakespeare
signature
sindhi
Stylish
subha bakhair
sunday
Tere Chehra
tum yaad to aaogy
veena malik
waiting for you
wasi shah
wife
winter
worried
Ya allah
Yaaad
yaad
yakeen
YE WATAN