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ek cheenti hoti hai.. uske paas 3 daane gehu ke hote hein..
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ek cheenti hoti hai.. uske paas 3 daane gehu ke hote hein..
ek cheenti hoti hai.. uske paas 3 daane gehu ke hote hein..
ek cheenti hoti hai.. uske paas 3 daane gehu ke hote hein..
ek din woh teen celebrities se milti hai..
aamir khan..
shah rukh khan..
salman khan..
teeno ke autograph woh ek ek daane par le leti..
call it.. khan A.. khan B.. khan C
par ghar jaa kar jab woh dekhti hai..
to sirf ek AutogrAph hotA hAi sabhi par..
kyun??
kyunki..
daAne daAne pAr likhA hAi.. khAn A waAle kA nAam.. !
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Husband1: Why Do U Take Ur
Husband1: Why Do U Take Ur
Wife Only In Night Clubs?
Husband2: Buddy,
By The Time She Gets Ready Thr''s No Other Place Open!
btao mri bhens kahan ha
Lrka lrki se:jan mjy tmhari ankhon me
sari dunya ka nzara nzr ata ha
Larky ka dost bola:
zra dkh k btao mri bhens kahan ha:-D
Tamam KHOBSORAT Logon ko ittaLa di jati hai
Tamam KHOBSORAT Logon ko ittaLa di jati hai
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Ap to aise parh Rahe hen jese ye itaLa ap k Liye ho... .:-
Aapko LAPTOP Gift Karna Chaha
Aapko LAPTOP Gift Karna Chaha
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Tum Is Tarah Button Daba Daba K Kharab Kar Doge..
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DUSHMAN wo jo marwa
DUSHMAN wo jo marwa de,TAKLEEF wo jo tarpa de,TEACHER wo jo saza de,OUNG wo jo sula de,HADSA wo jo dara de,DOST wo jo DOST ko 250 wala card dalwa dehru?
pata hai mujhey
pata hai mujhey "National Geoghraphy Channel" mein job mill ghayee hai, laikin aik masla hai aur wo tum hee hal kar saktey ho.
Merey Zummein bandaron par research hai, iss liye kabhi time nikal kar aaao aur apney barrey mein kuch batao,
Close ur eyes n think about yourself,
Close ur eyes n think about yourself,
ur face
ur style
ur nature
ur smile
ur looks
Now open your eyes
Free main HORROR film dikhai na?
Chalo thanks bolo;-)
''"Aisa aadmi jo ghalti pe
''"Aisa aadmi jo ghalti pe ho or Maafi mang lay wo "AQALMAND"
"aisa shakhs jo ghalti pe na ho mgr phr b Maafi mang lay wo,
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"Husband:-D"''
''Na yad tmhari bhulaenge
''Na yad tmhari bhulaenge
Na sath tmhara chorenge
Na krenge dil se door tmhe
Na dosti tmse tornge
Agr toot b jye ghalti se
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ELFY laga k joren
boys psycology:
boys psycology:
fraud wid inocent gurl,
frndship wid charming gurl, contacts wid smart gurls,
flirt wid freaky gurl,
luv wid cute gurl,
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marriage!!!
"jesi ammi kehti hain"
Pathan:yar zara toothbrush dena
Pathan:yar zara toothbrush dena
Mere brush ka 1 baal toot gya hai,
DUKANDAR:1 baal toota hai?
to nya Q le rhe ho bhai?
Pathan:jo toota hai wo akhri tha ;->
Happiest man is on whose,
Happiest man is on whose,
daughter''s photograph is on femina cover,
son on india today,
girlfriend on playboy,
WIFE on missing coloumn of newspaper
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