ek cheenti hoti hai.. uske paas 3 daane gehu ke hote hein..

ek cheenti hoti hai.. uske paas 3 daane gehu ke hote hein..

ek din woh teen celebrities se milti hai..
aamir khan..
shah rukh khan..
salman khan..

teeno ke autograph woh ek ek daane par le leti..

call it.. khan A.. khan B.. khan C

par ghar jaa kar jab woh dekhti hai..
to sirf ek AutogrAph hotA hAi sabhi par..

kyun??

kyunki..

daAne daAne pAr likhA hAi.. khAn A waAle kA nAam.. !

May, 18 2010 411 chars (3 sms) 2953 views Funny

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To hear wat is unspoken,

To hear wat is unspoken,

To see wat is unseen,

To feel widout even touching,

is d miracle calld
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.
.
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SCHIZOPHRENIA

n people think its love how stupid ;->

Yaad-e-Khuda Dilo''n Main Jagat Hy

Yaad-e-Khuda Dilo''n Main Jagat Hy
WAPDA

Khalq-e-Khuda Ko Shab-o-Roz Jagata Hy
WAPDA

Band Ker Nijli Sulagti Doapher Main

Dozak Ka Aks Khoob Dikhata Hy
WAPDA .. ;->

Mera pyar ho tum

Mera pyar ho tum

Qarar ho tum

Iqrar ho tum

Etbar ho tum

Sansar ho tum

Bahar ho tum

Jis k baghair
Mera
Sar chakraata hai
Wo

Wo

Wo

NASWAR ho
Tum ;->

A Suicide Bomber To Mulla Umer Sir Jee,

A Suicide Bomber To Mulla Umer Sir Jee,

Barood Thora Kam Dala Karain,

Mein Jannat Say

Aagay Nikal Gia Tha ;-)

Hey how r u?How''s life?

Hey how r u?How''s life?
Buddy my engagement is fixed on the 30th of this month
so u r invited n please pray for me!!!

hAmY

Considering his achievments of

Considering his
achievments of
creating shortage of,

Wheat

gas

power

suger

water

Musharaf has been
give the title of

Quaid-e-Qillat...!!!!!!!

Naa dekh asmaan ko itni hasrat se

Naa dekh asmaan ko itni hasrat se
…Dost…

Kisi parinday ne moo pe potti kr di to saari hasrat nikal jaye gi…!

Ya ÅLLAH kisi kø MOBILE nå de*

Ya ÅLLAH kisi kø MOBILE nå de*
Ågr de tö us me $M$ kå system nä de*
Ågr sMs kä system de tö BÅLÄÑCE nå de*
Ägr BÅLÄÑCE de tö 10-12 Msg krny kå HÖ$LÅ b de*
Ameen

Bunty: Kya Tumhe

Bunty: Kya Tumhe SUNNY DEOL Ka No Pata Hai?

Vicky: Nahi Pata Q Kya Hua?

Banty: Bus Vo Ghar K Bhar Handpump Hai Use Ukhadna Hai....:)

In 1 year, 12 months,

In
1 year,
12 months,
48 weeks,
365 days & nights,
8760 hrs,
52560 min,
3153600 sec
sirf Aap ko hi yaad kiya.

Aur sirf 2mins lagay is jhoot ko type karney mein... ;->

''Jis tarha heere ko

''Jis tarha heere ko heera katta hai... Sone ko sona katta hai...Lohe ko loha katta hai.. Theek usi tarha dekh lena ek din.. Tumhe kutta katega...''

Albert Einstien önce said:

Albert Einstien önce said:

I can calculate every thing even the velocity of light..
But
.
... ... .
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I can't calculate the timing of loadsheding in pakistan... :-D

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ek cheenti hoti hai.. uske paas 3 daane gehu ke hote hein..

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