BeTwEeN A 1000

BeTwEeN A 1000
YesTerDayz & A mI||iOn
ToMmOrOwz, TheRe''s
On|y 1 ToDaY....
&
I WuDn''t |eT DiX DaY
PaSs WiDoUt SaYiNg DiX To U...

ThnX For Being Wid Me .... :)

May, 20 2010 169 chars (2 sms) 2139 views Funny

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chalo ab batao...

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this is quite simple...

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