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Only 10% Girls Play Games Like
Tennis, Chess, Carrom Etc


Bcoz 90% Girls Are Playing With
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Zara gor se dekh ye hi to nahi hai tera sanam?

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Koi Insan Agr Ankhe Band Karke Muje 3 Baar Pukare
To Me Uske Samne Aa Jata Hu.
Try Karo

1

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3

Nahi Aaya?
Are Yaar Insano Ki Baat Ki Thi.


Meet In RAJASTAN,

Love In HINDUSTAN Marrage In DEVASTAN,

Take Honymoon In AFGANISTAN,

But Dont Bring Ur Population 2 Our Pakistan
HUGLI HUGLI

DUGLI DUGLI

BUGLI BUGLI

SUGLI SUGLI

UGLY UGLY
Busssssssssss!!!


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Son: " Yeh 100 ruppee Pakro orr Mamla khatam karu "
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Dard-E-Disco ;-)
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