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3.Green Rung Kis Colour Ka Hota He?

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Ma Kehta hon, garm pani ly aao, wo le aati hy,

Dost: Garam pani Q?
Sikh: Garam pani ma hi Bartan Achay Dhultay hain:-)


Ab PARHAI soch samaj k chorna Pappu,

kyou k....?

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