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''Roshni deker doob jana koi suraj se seekhey..
''Roshni deker doob jana koi suraj se seekhey..
Dil deker dard lena ki ada koi humse seekhey..
kuch na deker Dil lena koi unse seekhey..
SMS leker REPLY na kerna koi Appse seekhey''
  

May, 24 2010     184 chars (2 sms)     2049 views       Funny

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Masjid ki deewar pe lekha tha ager ap Gunnah se tang aa gaye hain tu Andar a jaye.
Is ke neachay lipstick se lekha tha .. ager nahi tu samnay wale ghar main aa jaye
Two guls are talking to each other:
HEY I GOT MARRIED!
OH,THATS GOOD!
NO DATS BAD ,HE''S UGLY!
OH DATS BAD!
NO DATS GOOD HE IS RICH!
OH,THATS GOOD!
NO DATS BAD ,HE WONT GIVE ME A PENNY
OH DATS BAD!
NO DATS GOOD HE BOUGHT ME A BIG HOUSE!
OH,THATS GOOD!
NO DATS BAD THE HOUSE BURNT DOWN!
OH DATS BAD!
NO DATS GOOD HE WAS IN IT!
Gandhigiri Ka
Funda No.840
"Koi Tumhe Bewakuf
Kahe To Chup
Raho"
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Muh Kholkar Use Sahi Saabit Mat KARO!


Father watching FashionTv suddenly son came.

Father: Garib larkiyaan hy kaprey leney k liye b paisa nahi hy!

Son: is se b garib aye to mujhe bula b lena =P ;->
wAt iS tHe HeiGht oF pLay|nG gAmEs?



A sArdar''s deAdbOdy wAs fOunD |N tHe cuUpbOArd


& He wAs declAred tHe w|nnEr oF lAst yeAr''s hidE & seEk chAmpiNnship!
WO BI KIA DIN HOA KARTAY THAY


JB

LOG HUMAY


KISSSSSSSSSSS


KIA KAR TAY THAY MAGAR KISMAT KHARAB THI US WAQT HUM SIRF DO SAAL KY HOA KARTY THAY
Pathan public toilet gya to Diwar p likha tha

"Dunya Chand p pohnch gai

or Tm yaha bethe ho?

Pathan niche likh aaya "Bs Ye kr k Hm b ja rha hay" :-
wOt wilL jYoti cAll h3r grAndAughter???
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s|mpLe-"pOti" :-D
''Two goldfish are in a tank. One says to the other, "Do you know how to drive this thing?"
"An ErOtIc TrUtH"



In OuR

LyF

ThInGs ArE To UsE....

&

PeOpLe ArE To LoVe


BuT MoSt Of Us


OfTeN


UsE ThE PeOpLe

&

LoVe ThE ThInGs......
Ae Meray Rabba
"Day çarry Dabba"

Ae Meray Moula
"Day 86 çorolla"

Ae Meray Moula
"Sutt Bumb Da Gola"
"Na Raway Board,"
Na Pavy Result Da Rola
Nothing in this world Could ever be As wonderful as the love
You"ve given me Your love makes my days so very bright,
just knowing you"re my darling wife(Husband).Happy Anniversary