1 Khusra Vote Mangte Hue

1 Khusra Vote Mangte Hue
1 Khusra Vote Mangte Hue

"Hamen Vote Do,

Mai Yakeen Dilata Hn Agar Mein Kamyab Hogya To Phr Kisi K Haan Bhi Kaka Paida Hoa To

"Govt."

Us K Ghar Muft Nachay Gi.
  

May, 18 2010     172 chars (2 sms)     6237 views       Funny

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Difference B/W Cinema Theatre & Operation Theatre?


Cinema Theatre : Take Ticket & Go Inside!


Operation Theatre: Go Inside N Take Ticket!
Q:What is the difference between a wife and a girlfriend?
A: About 45 pounds!!


Sardar made a call to the airport.

Asked,”How long is the journey from Punjab to America?”

Receiptionist: “One second sir….”.

Sardar: Ok, thank you..!!!
Subha Sham Teri Yaad Avay Hay
Aur Saari Raat Jagavay Hay,

karnay ko tu kar call tujhay
magar.......

customer center ki larki balance low bataevay hay:)
|SMOKE| S=Send,M=Me,O=One,K=Kool scrap,E=Every day !
Banta was amazed to find Santa playing chess with his dog.
He watched the game in astonishment for a while.

"I can hardly believe my eyes!" Banta exclaimed.

"That"s the smartest dog I"ve ever seen."

"Nah, he"s not so smart," Santa replied.

"I"ve beaten him three games out of five"



Last Night Katrina Said 2 Me
iTs Too Late, Jano aJ rat Main
Tumharay Ghar Rukon Gi..!

I RepLied: jAn Tum Agr Ruk Gai
To Phr Main Nai Rukon Ga... =P ;->
Ab terey sath "Gold Leave" kon piyega "ZARDARI"

Sheerey Smoker AUnti ki to Chohti hogayeee..
Sardar ko DRIP Lagi
Thi
Jb DRIP Khtm Hony
Lagi Tou Us Ny Apne
Bhai Sy Kaha
"Jao Sister Ko Bula
Lao"
Wo 3 Din Baad
Punjab Se Apni BEHEN
Ko Le Aaya ... ;->
Raat bhar sisakty rehna bs ek shakhs ki khaatir,

Isy agar ishq kehty hain to wAllah meri Toba ... !!
kismat kismat ki baat hai
aaj din to kal kali raat hai
kabhi dhoop to kabhi barsat hai
yeh message ka silsila yunhi chalta rahega jab tak free sms ka saath hai!
Height Of Thinking
Two Friends Failed In 10th Study Again N Again.. ..
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1st Friend: Lets Suicide Oohhhh!.
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2nd Friend: No Waaaaays !
If V Suicide Than In Next Life Again
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