Admi Dukan Dar Se

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Dukandar: Nap Batayen?

Admi: Nap To Me Lana Bhul Gaya Khair Aap Meri Kamar Per Nishaan Dekh Len

May, 18 2010 165 chars (2 sms) 3581 views Funny

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Aj me bohat udas hon

Aj me bohat udas hon koi mujy tang na kary

lykin me to kar sakhta hn na :-p

Love Easy to say

Love Easy to say

Difficult to stay..

Beautiful to feel

Difficult to deal…

Difficulty is a part of Life…

But That’s the reason…

Why Girlfriend is never a wife ;->

Free Stay Free Dinner

Free Stay
Free Dinner
Free Lunch
Free Security

To Avil Dis Pack Just Call On 15"
And Say"

I''m Responsible 4r
Lahore "BLAST"!!

Suppose U Were An Idiot . . .

Suppose U Were An Idiot . . .

Sorry Dude No More Supposition

U Are An Idiot . . . :

shikwa naheen kissi sey kissi sey ghilla naheen,

shikwa naheen kissi sey kissi sey ghilla naheen,

mental hospital walon ko tu ab tak milla naheen

When sum1 touches u & u dont feel it

When sum1 touches u
& u dont feel it

its IGNORANCE

Wen sum1 touches u
& u feel it

its LOVE.

But When nobody touchs u but u feel it

then its KHUJLI... <-;

"Ek Larki Ki Dua"

"Ek Larki Ki Dua"

Qasam Sy Hr Larke
Ko Bhula Doon Gi
Sab Hi Ki Tasweerei''n
Jala Doon Gi
Ek Tum Hi Raho Ge
Is Di Mein
Balance Dalwa Do
Tumhei''n Dua Doongi ;->

ho gaii teri sha

Ho Gaii Teri Shakal Kaali

Ho Chuki Aliya Ki
Bahaali

O Mardood Zardari

Ab Tou Khol De Bike Ki
Double Sawari

''Labon ne aajkal muskurana chor dya hy

''Labon ne aajkal muskurana chor dya hy
Khwabon ne palkon pe aana chor dya hy
Nahi khulti hai ankh ab to sehri mein
Shayed ap ne peepa bjana chor diya hy''

wife aap buhat mote

Wife: Aap Buhat Mote Ho Gae Ho..

Pathan: Tum Bhi To Kitni Moti Ho Gai Ho..

Wife: Main Maa Banne Wali Hu..

Pathan: Main Bhi To Baap Banne Wala Hun... =P ;->

Do U Knw Wat Is Diffrnce

Do U Knw Wat Is Diffrnce

Between Radio Nd Akhbar?

Simple
Janix

Akhbaar ME Hum Rotyaan Bech Skte Nd Radio Mai Ni;->

Father To Guy

Father To Guy : Wud U Still Love My Daughter Even If She Was Poor ?

Guy : Off Course !

Father To Girl : He Is Not Good, We Do Not Want FOOLS In Our Family ;->

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