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May, 18 2010
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pathan to pessenger
Pessenger :
Agr Sub Trains Late Hon To Time Table Ka Kya Faida ?
Phatan :
Agr Sb Trains Waqt Per Hon To Waiting Room Ka Kya Faida . .
;-P
palkon paye apany bhitaya hain tumhain
palkon paye apany bhitaya hain tumhain
bury duao ke bhaad paya hain tumhain
aasany se nahin melay ho tum
INTERNALTION ZOO se chuarya hain tumhain
"APP K DOST" Ko 100 wALE CArd ki zAr0rt hy ;->
Jb meri koi call na aye,
jb koi sms na aye,
jb koi missed call b na aye,
To.....!
smaj lena k.
"APP K DOST"
Ko 100 wALE CArd ki zAr0rt hy ;->
Khan ko kisi ne bataya
Khan ko kisi ne bataya k jore asmano par bante hai..
Khan bazar se kapra le kar aaya 0r uper ki taraf m0un kar k bola "ya Allah ye mera jora b banade" . . . ;->
A Software Enginner Was Smoking
A Software Enginner Was Smoking
A Lady Standing Near By To Him :
"Can''t You See The Warning, SMOKING Is Injurious To Health"
He Replied:
"We Are Bothered Only About Errors , Not Warnings . . ." ;->
Kon Kambakt Marne
Kon Kambakt Marne K Liye Peeta Hai
Ham To Isliye Peete Hai Kyaunki Peene K Baad
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Susu Aata He
We Must Believe In
We Must Believe In
LUCK ...
For
How Else Can We
Explain
''The Success Of Those
We Do Not Like ...!" ;->
husband to wife
husband to wife ek kiss do.
Wife: nahin
husband: jewelery la dunga
wife:no
husband: car dunga
tabhi bacha uth ker bola merele lo cycle le aana
Bohut udas he her shakhs tere jane se,
Bohut udas he her shakhs tere jane se,
Ho sake to laut aa kisi bahane se,
Tu lakh khafa sahi magar ik bar to dekh,
Mohalay me Kitna kachra jama hai tere na any se.
. . Baqi load shedding agle saal se hogi.
31 December ko is saal load shedding ka akhri din hoga..
"Raja Pervaiz Ashraf"
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Baqi load shedding agle saal se hogi... ;->
Kion har bar mosam ki tarah badal jate ho,
Kion har bar mosam ki tarah badal jate ho,
Har bar hamara dil dukhatay ho,
Yeh bat sun ker hamari roh tak kanp gaye,
Ae dost tum masjidon se chapal or lote churate ho
Sidhi Bat No Bakwas
1Admi Santa ki beta se Puchhta he
Beta Papa Ghar me he?
Santa ka Beta Sprite Pete hue
Uncle Sidha bolo Mummy se milna he
Sidhi Bat No Bakwas
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