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Dukandar: Nap Batayen?

Admi: Nap To Me Lana Bhul Gaya Khair Aap Meri Kamar Per Nishaan Dekh Len
  

May, 18 2010     165 chars (2 sms)     2801 views       Funny

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Kitne % bhartiyon ko lagta hy k Salman Khan,
Katrina Kaif se Shadi Karega?
Ans: 10%
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Rest of the 90% wants to marry Katrina Kaif themselves =P ;->

Indian:
Humare pass kanjar hain,
kutte hain, Sowar hai.
Tumhare pass kia hai?


Pakistani:
Tum humara muqabla kabhi nhi kar sakte,
Humare pass ZARDARi hy =P ;->
Q) Why did Kareena leave Shahid ???
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Because she was practising the ART OF LEAVING :))
Pappu while filling up a form:
What should I write against mother tongue.?
Santa: Very long…..!
Aik bhoot nay bhagwan ke Khidmat ke bhagwan nay khush hoo kar kaha Mang kya mangta hai.
Bhoot:Mughay khoobsorat larkion ka khoon chosna hai...
Bhagwan nay usay Always Ultra bana dya...
Teacher :Because of Qauid E Azam hard work what do we get on 14th August...?









Student:A Holiday... ;->
''A group of elephants were sitting on the street. A sexy female elephant passes by... What does the loafer elephant say? Wow... 3600-2400-3600''
Hubbies do only two things wrong.....

They always say wrong
They alway do wrong


Wife: Ye aap ki shirt per lipstick ka nishan
kahan se aaya.. ?

Husband: Mai khud heran hon!
Maine tu uss wakt shirt utari hui thi.. :-)
Collage Ki Ladki.

Ghar Ki Kidki.

Dono Taadne K Lye Use Hote Hain . . !!
Wife : Do you want dinner?
Husband : Sure, what are my choices?
Wife : Yes and no.