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May, 18 2010
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''Jab Jab humein
''Jab Jab humein payaas lugti hay,un k anay ki aas lugti hay,un ki dewangi may hum hogaye itnay deewanay k her larki ki maa apni he saas lugti hay.''
How Can You Tell
How Can You Tell
When A Lawyer Is
Lying ... ?
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.
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.
.
Whenever
You See His Lips
Moving ... ;->
''aaj pink panther
''aaj pink panther ki barsi hai,us k liya plz yeh sms kam se kam kisi 1 cartoon ko zaror send karen , main ne apna farz poora kar diay ,ab ap ki bari hay..
"Dhaan k kashtkaroon k naam Aham paigham"
"Dhaan k kashtkaroon k naam Aham paigham"
Jinn hazrat nein Dhaan kee paneeree kasht kar lee hai aur wo kheiton mein lagana chahtey hein wo in cheezoon ka khayal rakhein.
DAP 7600
kadayee 1000
Lagwayee 1200
aur Bijli 2000
father watching fashiontv
Father watching FashionTv suddenly son came.
Father: Garib larkiyaan hy kaprey leney k liye b paisa nahi hy!
Son: is se b garib aye to mujhe bula b lena =P ;->
SoMe1 AsKs Me Wht is hUmAnity,
SoMe1 AsKs Me Wht is hUmAnity,
I wud SiT nExT 2u,
PuLL U CloSe 2 Me,
PuT mY ArMs ArOuNd U
n sAy pRoUdLy,
DiS Is humanity..
Lovin ANIMALS..!
DoNo EyEs pE, DoNo CheEkS pE,
DoNo EyEs pE,
DoNo CheEkS pE,
D0 bAr LipS pE,
Ek bAr nECk pE,
D0 bAr nECk sE zArA NeEChE,
SoNe sE pEhLe,
MoSpaiL zAr00r LagANA... ;->
A Sardar asked his friend:
A Sardar asked his friend: kya tumharay underwear mein suraakh hain??
Frend replied: No
Sardar said: tou phir taangain kahan se daalta hai saalay..!!
Angraiz:
Angraiz:
Hum Pehle Shakhs Hain Jo Chand Pe Sab Se Pehle Gaye..
Pathan:
Hum Wo Pehla Shakhs Hai Jo Suraj Pe Sab Se Pehle Gaya!
Angraiz:
Tum Agar Suraj Pe Jate To Jal Jate..
Pathan:
Hum Koi Pagal Hai, Hum To Raat Main Gaya Tha!
"Apni Zindagi Main Ronaq Aur Dolat
"Apni Zindagi Main
Ronaq Aur Dolat
Ka Dher Dekhna
Chahate Ho Tou
Apna Zameer Baich
Dalo
Aish-o-Ishrat
Main Raho Ge"
~ Janab-e-Mohtaram
Asif Ali Zardari ~
SAWAAL: Patni
SAWAAL: Patni maike jaakar pati ko roj phone kyun karti hai??
JAWAAB: Taki pati ko yaad rahein musibat tali nahi phir aane waali hai.
SpeciAL TEA
; ; ; ; ; ;
c("""") c("""") """" """"
SpeciAL TEA
1 MerE LiyE
Or
Doosri
B
MErE LiyE...
Tujko ChAhyE Tu Apni BAnA k P ;->
Mufte :p
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