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EK pathan apny Cat say Bhut paryshan Hota HA......
EK pathan apny Cat say Bhut paryshan Hota HA......
Ek din uski cat ki tabyat kharab hojati ha tu wo kapny lagti ha...
pathan ..doctor k pas jata ha
o docotr sb is ko dhko kab say vibration pay is charging khatam ho tu ya mary...
doctor...ya janwaro ka hospital ha is say mobile market lay jao...Cool
ill always remember
I"ll always remember The day I married you,
Without you my love, my beauty,
I don"t know what I"d do
Your loving and thoughtful,
Just to mention two,
I adore your sweet smile
It makes me want you.Happy Anniversary
Guest:
Guest: “Why does your dog sit there and watch me eat?“
Hotel Host: “I can‘t imagine, unless it‘s because you have the plate he usually eats from.“
Question Of The Year
Question Of The Year
Students raat ko Q parhte hein?
Q?
Answar:
Q k din me to dhoop parhti hai... ;->
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<))>
_/?_ genius hun bhai genius... =P
DON K Fone ka Intazar
DON K Fone ka Intazar tu 11 Colleges ki Larkiyanm Kar Rahi hain.
Mager DON ka Fone Ana Mushkil he nahi NamumkinHa.
Kiyn k DON K Pass tu
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Balance hi nahi hey :D
u know why God
u know why God make gapes between fingers.
B-coz.
Some one who very special 4 u. Come to ur life.
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Hold ur hand.
And slowly says.
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. Lo sigrit :-)
My Girlfriend Suggested
My Girlfriend Suggested
A Book For Me To Read To
Enhance Our Relationship
It''s Entitled :
" Women Are From
Venus, Men Are
Wrong ..." ;->
A KISS ...
A KISS ...
Can Be A Comma (,)
A Question Mark (?)
Or
An Exclamation Point (!) ...
That''s Basic Spelling
That Every Woman
Ought To Know ... ;->
I''m Not Well
I''m Not Well
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Neither M I A River......!
No Visits No Calls No SMS
No Visits
No Calls
No SMS
No Missed Calls
I''m worried kya hoa
Zoo waloon ne dobara pakar lia kya?
''Aap ka chalna, aap ka hansna,
''Aap ka chalna, aap ka hansna,
aap ka daikna,daikh kar muskrana,
ankain milana,nigain churana,
aap ka bolna, aap ka khana pina,
hata k aap ka chalte chalte murna
..........uf kuch to sahi hota.''
''You are one of the most CUTE persons in the world!!
''You are one of the most CUTE persons in the world!!
Just a second, don''t misunderstand.
CUTE means:
Creating
Useless
Troubles
Everywhere..''
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