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Dukandar: Nap Batayen?

Admi: Nap To Me Lana Bhul Gaya Khair Aap Meri Kamar Per Nishaan Dekh Len

May, 18 2010 165 chars (2 sms) 2560 views Funny

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qayamat ki 5 nishani

Qayamat Ki 5 Nishaniyan

1-Zardari Imandari
Krega

2-Altaf Karachi Ayega

3-Musharaf Pr Muqadma
Chalega

4-Sheri Rehman Parda
Kregi

5-Adliya Bahal Hogi ;)

A Boy got Job in Girls

A Boy got Job in Girls Hostel, After a month Warden asked: Why did''t you come to take ur Salary?

Boy said : Kya ? Salary bhhi miligi ?

Santa: Oye, ladki dekh, kitni sohni hai.

Santa: Oye, ladki dekh, kitni sohni hai.
Bata: Mujhe to uska naam bhi pata hai.
Santa: Kya naam hai.
Banta: Mein bank gaya tha, vahan yeh ek counter pe baithi thi, name plate pe likha tha: Chaalu Khata

Ali K Papa Aaj Job Par

Teacher: "Ali K Papa Aaj Job Par Gaye Hain"

Es Ka Future Tense Banao

Student (Ali): Woh Kal Bhi Jaenge

Kisi K Baap Mein Himmat Hai Tou Ruk Le =D ;->

aik larkay nay aik aur larki ko call ki

1 Larkay Ne 1 Larki ko call ki
Larka:Hello Jaan
I Love U
Larki:
Sachi
Larka:
Muchi
Larki:
100 Ka Load Kara Do Please
Larka:
Sorry Baji rong number!

i know a lot about

I Know A Lot About
Cars ...

I Can Look At A Car''''s
Headlights And Tell
You Exactly

Which Way It''''s
Coming ... ;->

FILM; "Destroy Pakistan "

FILM;

"Destroy Pakistan "

Hero:

President Bush
Co Hero:
Mushraf

Herion:
Condlisa Rise

Villan:
Osama bin laden

Scripted in:
USA
Pakistan

Character Actors:
N Shrif,Qazi,Imran,
Amin Fahim

Friendly y Apperance:
SAUDI king

Comedien:
sheikh Rashid

Suporting Actor:

Hamiid Karzai,

Molana Fazal-ur-Rehmn

3 Ways To Catch A Tigerf

3 Ways To Catch A Tiger

Newton''s:
Allow Tiger To Catch U , Then Catch It ... !!!

Einstein''s:
Chase Tiger Until It Become Tired , Then Catch It ... !!!

Pakistani Police:
Catch A Local Cat & Beat It , Until It Accepts Its A Tiger ... ;->

• An old rich man

• An old rich man marries a young gal. Interviewer asks the girl: Apne inmein shaadi ke liye kya dekha?
Girl: Ek to inki income aur doosre inke din kum.

muhabbat andhi hoti hai pagal

10 Muhabbat Bharay SMS:

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Kuch Nazar Aaya?

Nahi?

Muhabbat Andhi Hoti Hai Pagal.
Nazar Nahi Aati. :-)

A Chini was in hospital.

A Chini was in hospital.
SANTA went to meet him.
Chini said “CHING CHONG, MOU.CHU CHA” & died.
SANTA went china 2 know the meaning,
that was:-
KUTTE OXYGN K PIPE SE PAIR Utha.

A Poster on TV

A Poster on TV at Peace Rally in Mumbai..

"Politicians Divide us,
Terrorists Unite us..!!"

Now How True is it!

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