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May, 18 2010
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Aik bhoot nay bhagwan
Aik bhoot nay bhagwan ke Khidmat ke bhagwan nay khush hoo kar kaha Mang kya mangta hai.
Bhoot:Mughay khoobsorat larkion ka khoon chosna hai...
Bhagwan nay usay Always Ultra bana dya...
Vegetable msg...
Vegetable msg...
MOOLI gajar ka noor tujh pr brsy
Teri chahat ko Aaloo timater trsy.
Teri zindagi me ayen itny kaddoo.
k tu Chotay tinday khany ko tarsy.
if any dog attacks you
If Any Dog Attacks You
@
jL
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V
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<@_,
V__>
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/V
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Ye Tamashay Nahi Karna,
Bhaag Jana Hai. :-)
Zindagi behaal hai,
Zindagi behaal hai,
Sur hai naa taal hai,
Msgbox bhi kangal hai,
kya aapki sms factory me hartal hai,
yaar kuch to bhejo ye meri mobile ki zindagi ka sawaal hai.
Es Dil Ki hy ek " CONDITION"
Es Dil Ki hy ek " CONDITION"
Jisme Nahi har kisi ko " PERMISSION "
Sirf ap Jese Dost ko hy " ADMISSION "
Who Be Bina " DONATION "
Just Maintain " GOOD RELATION "
lati hy mohabbat
Lati Hy
"Mohabbat"
Judaai Main Rung
16 Da
"Haleeb"
Tey 12 Da
"Tarang" ... ;->
Sibbi ki garmi ki qasam,
Sibbi ki garmi ki qasam,
Murree ki sardi ki
qasam,
Musharaf ki vardi ki
qasam,
Adnan Sami ki charbi ki
qasam,
"I MISS U"
1 Baat Tou Btao ?
1 Baat Tou Btao ?
Plz Is Ko Mazaq Me Mat
Talna
Gol Mol Jawab
Nhi Chale Ga
Dekho
Kuch Baatai''n
Zindagi Me Bohat Ahem
Hoti Hyn
Sach Sach Btana
LIGHT HY ;->
If Some1 Asks Me
If Some1 Asks Me Wat Is Humanity,
I Wud Sit Next To U
Pull U Close To Me
Put My Arms Around U
And
Say Proudly
LOVING ANIMALS
That''s Humanity :P ;->
''Girl to Teacher: Ye Pyar kya Hota Hai?
''Girl to Teacher: Ye Pyar kya Hota Hai?
Teacher: Jab Tum Barri ho kar Achi Bachi Banogi to Tumhai 1 pyar karne wala mile ga.
Girl: Agar Achi na Bani to?
Teacher: To Bohat Saray Milenge.''
Aik BaaR Do BaaR
Aik BaaR
Do BaaR
TeeN BaaR
ChaaR BaaR
BaaR BaaR
HaR BaaR
YaHi
AaS ReHti Hay.
K
SMS
Kb BejHo gAy.
Child in washroom. .
Nowadays,
Child in washroom.
.
.
.
.
Mommm!
.
.
.
Mom: han beta bolo!
Child: mujhe constipation ho gaya hai zara facebook pe status toh set kar dain!
:D :P
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