Q:What is the difference

Q:What is the difference
Q:What is the difference between a wife and a girlfriend?
A: About 45 pounds!!
  

May, 22 2010     80 chars (1 sms)     3196 views       Funny

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Kisi ki taraf dosti ka haath itni jaldi na berhao!


Ho sakta hai us nay...







Washroom se aa kr haath na dhoey hon!
-Commandar Safegaurd
U r a nice person…
but..U have to do 2 things early in the morning…
1st. pray to God so that u can live….
2nd.take a bath so that others can live…
"FUCK-YOU"








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It means:






F=flowers 4 u.

U=unlimitd hugs 4 u.

C=chocolate not sweeter than u.

K=kisss 4u.

U= you always on my mind. . . . ;->
Mom: Roohi Kyu Ro Rahi Ho?
Poohi: Teacher Ne Mara.
Mom: Kyu?





Roohi:Maine Usko Murghi Kaha Kyuki Usne Mujhe Test Mein Anda Diya...
WhiskEY,
Drugs
and Cigarettes
r a man''s worst enemiES..

Aren''t they?
But,

the man who runs away frm his enemies...


Is a Coward...
So b brave

chEErS..! ;->
1 Sardar ko TERA BHAI kehne ki boht aadat thi,

SHadi ki raat apne room me gya or Dulhan ka Ghoonghat utha k bola,

"KAISA LAG RAHA HAI
TERA BHAI".....
A Boy Told His Friend. "Yaar Ek Larki Mujhe Hans k Dekh Rahi hai......"

Friend Replied. "Abay Sahi Se Dekh....... Hans K Dekh Rahi hai Ya Dekh Ker Hans Rahi hai" ;->
Arz Kiya Hai,,


Ghoonghat main tujhe dekha to deewana hogaya,

Sangeet ka Taraana Hogaya,

Shamma ka parwaana hogaya,

Masti ka Mastaana Hogaya,

Jaise hi Ghoonghat Uthaya,


Is Dunya se Begana Hogaya....!!!!

Wah,wah,wah,wah,


NON SMOKERS- i hate cigarette so i don''t touch it. ;-(
.
SMOKER- i too hate cigarette so ''I BURN IT'' :-)
.
Attitude matters... ;->
parhay likhay punjab k jahil hukmaran motawajah hun:18febury kee sham ko gum ho ne wala bucha puntured shuda cycle sir par rakhay main main karta huwa e-wane sadar jatay dekha gia ha mazeed malumat is paty par hasil karanin kangal awam factory flourelss bazzar pakistan
Customer to waiter: Everyday you charge me money for a cup of coffee. It will be wonderful if you serve me coffee free of cost today.

Waiter: Sir, everyday you drink coffee from a filled cup. It will be wonderful if you drink it from an empty cup today . . . ;->
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