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Q:What is the difference between a wife and a girlfriend?
A: About 45 pounds!!
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1 Larka Apni GF k Liye
1 Larka Apni GF k Liye Chooriyan le K Jata HAi .
Gf: Khud hi pehna doo
Boy: mujhe Nahi Pata Tha k Itna acha responce Mile Ga Warna May Kapray Bhi Le k ata.
kyun duaein maang
kyun duaein maang rahe the humari haar ki ! Indian bhaiyon ?
Yahi soch lete k Cup Sania k sasural mei he aa raha tha. . . ;->
IF YOU
IF
YOU
NEED
SPACE
THAN
JOIN
NASA. . . . ;->
Kisi se nahi kaha teray
Kisi se nahi kaha teray fasanay ko...janay kaisay khaber hogai zamane ko...Gatter band hogaye saray shaher k...Tum bagarat ko kis ne kaha tha nahanay ko.
1 Bivi Drivring Sikh Rahe
1 Bivi Drivring Sikh Rahe Thi Apne Shoar Se Boli
Dekhye Shayad Ye Samne Ka Shesha Thek Nahe
Laga Howa . . .
Husband : Kyon Koi Gar Bar Hai?
Bivi : Is Mai Peche Ane Wali
Gariyan Dekh Pati Ho Apna Chehra
Mujhe Dikhai Hi Nahe Deita . . . ;->
Bank Mei 1 Achi Job Hai
Bank Mei 1 Achi Job Hai
Only 4u
Salary:25000 Pr Month
Kaam Srf Ye Hai K Sara Din Cashier K Samne Zuban Nikal Kr Bethna Hai Wo Angootha Lga Kr Note Ginega :-)
After "Engagement
After "Engagement" Pepole Askd What U Want?
Sardar Replied: Phansi
After Phansi
Pe0pLe Came 2 Know Sardar Waz Saying
"FIANCEE"
Wife On Wedding
Wife On Wedding Aniversary Says To Husband:
" Shall v hav Tandoori chicken to celebrate? "
Husband: Why punish da poor chicken for da mistake v hav made . . . ;->
Najane log q darte hain,
Najane log q darte hain,
Kuch log to SMS b nahi kerte hain,
Aur kuch aise b hain Ap jaise is duniya mai,
Jo balance b miss call mar k check karte hain . . . ;->
I Never 4get My Sincere Frndz
I Never 4get My
Sincere Frndz
Whn I c Some Faults
In Them
I Keep Patient & Just
Realize That
"Ab Har Koi Meri Terha
Perfect Tou Nahi Ho Sakta Na" ;->
''Hurry up. fill in the blanks with "HAAN" or "NAHI"
''Hurry up. fill in the blanks with "HAAN" or "NAHI"
1.__________main insan nahi hu
2.__________main hi bewakuf hu
3.__________mera koi ilaaj nahi
4.__________main pagal hi hu''
dho0m ka part 2 bna to naam rakh
Dho0m Ka Part 2 Bna To Naam rakha.
Dhoom do (2)
Ab Amitabh Ki Film "PAA" Ka Part 2 Bnay Ga To Nam Ho Ga
"PAA DO
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