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Q:What is the difference
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Q:What is the difference
Q:What is the difference between a wife and a girlfriend?
A: About 45 pounds!!
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May, 22 2010
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Definition of High Heels:
The Most Wacky Definition of High Heels:
A Device Invented for Short Height Women,
Who Were Fed Up By
Constantly Being Kissed
On the Forehead. :-)
Kisi Say Mazaq Karne K 2 Tareeqay . .
Kisi Say Mazaq Karne K 2 Tareeqay . .
1 Phir Kabhi JÄN¡X . . ;->
Child:Chacha
Child:Chacha Jan Plz Close Ur Eyz
Chacha(Surprised):Y?
Whts New?
Child:Mom Sayz,When Ur Chacha
Will Close Their Eyes
We"Ll Find Allot Of Wealth
U r My BEST SMART CUTE GENIUS SWEET
U r My BEST
SMART
CUTE
GENIUS
SWEET
&
INTELIGENT
FRND
NOTE:
All Chahractrs In Dis
Msg r Imaginay
Resemblnce 2
Anyone''s Lyf Is Purely
Coincidental
;->
Sardar at an Art Gallery:
Sardar at an Art Gallery:
I suppose this horrible looking thing is
what you call modern art ?
Art dealer: I beg your pardon sir, thats a mirror!
What Will Bunty Say
What Will Bunty Say To Bubly If He Sees Him After A Long Time????
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Hieeeeeeee !!!
1 Aurat Ne Bare
1 Aurat Ne Bare Fakhar Se Kaha
Kuda Ka Shukar Ha k Is Ne Mujhe
Mard Nahe Banya Agr Mard Hoti
Tou Phr Mujhe kisi
Aurat Se Shadi Krni Parti.>
2 men went 2 a callgirl.
2 men went 2 a callgirl.
1st went in and came out n said
“Na my wife is better.”
2nd went in and came out n said
“U R right ur wife is much better.”
Height of youthfulness..
Height of youthfulness....
KKusum of Serial Kkusum looks yunger than her daughter in law..
manna padega, that woman depicts 50 yrs atleast..
but still looks wrinkle free
Mat doondna mujhe
Mat doondna mujhe
duniya kitanhaai me
..
..
..
kyon ki
thand bahut hai
.
..
...
Hum honge
sirf aur sirf
apni RAZaaI mein.
Tabiyat theek nahi thi,
Tabiyat theek nahi thi,
Tantrik ko dikhlaaya,
vo bola tumper BHOOT ka saaya hai,
jaaldi se kisi GHOR PAAPI ko SMS karo bilkul thik ho jaogee.
Saachi ab SMS ke baad achaa feel hone lagaa hai.
Tum Ek aise Don ho
Tum Ek aise Don ho Jiske Pass Har Lock Ki chabi hai
Tabhi tu Aapko Don With Key kehte hain
Aur
Pyar se
" DONKEY" kehtye hain
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