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May, 22 2010
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duniya mein sab sey aasaan kaam
duniya mein sab sey aasaan kaam
koi nahee hai.Dekha sms pardna b barda Mushkil hai.
pathan & admi
Admi bakriyan chara raha tha
Pathan:
ye bakriyan kahan ly ja rhy ho?
Admi:
Inhen school chorne ja rha hon
Pthan:
Mjy pagal smja ha?
Aj to itwar ha..
Hey ! Do u want a new ring tone? wait 5,,,secs..
Hey !
Do u want a new ring tone?
wait 5,,,secs..
05
04
03
02
01
) " (
/ ).)... PüRRRR
L./L./
Nice Tone ?? "Ha Ha Ha Ha"
Wo kon hain jo ucchal-ucchal k tayyar hot
Wo kon hain jo ucchal-ucchal k tayyar hote hain?
Apki baat nahi horahi janab,
AB SOCHEN,
OR SOCHEN,
BATAYEN NA!
NAHI-PATA?
"POPCORN"
isko Raat Me Prhna
isko
Raat
Me
Prhna
Oh
Ho
Abhi
Nhi
Ary
Phr
Parh
Rhe
Ho
Ye
Cheating
He
Chalo
Agar
itni
Hi
Jaldi
He
To
Parh
Lo
I''m
da BEST... ;->
SMS ek bimari hai jo
SMS ek bimari hai jo waqt ko barbad kar rahi hai
Aao mil k kasam khaye k is bimari ko khatam kar dein ge.
Ek Call rooz app karo
baki MISS CALL hum kar dein ge
"Pyar kia nahee jata ho jata hai"
"Pyar kia nahee jata ho jata hai"
Log aisa kehtey hain,
Laikin mein kehta hoon k chalo aik dafa ghalti ho ghayee to log sudharney kee bajaye uss par datey kyun rehtey hein?
D Bst Present 2 Give
D Bst Present 2 Give
2 A Frnd:
HONESTY
2 Ur Enemy:
4GIVENES
2 Parents:
GRATEFULNES
2 God:
OUR LIFE
2 Me:
Nokia N95
Video I-Pod 80gb
PS3/Xb0x
HP/Sony Laptop
Home Theater
Digital Camera 12.0
BMW Latest Model
Thats All.
I M "Down 2 Earth Persn
Wid Simple Dreams.
Wen u propose a girl, itz Direct Marketing
Wen u propose a girl, itz Direct Marketing
Wen u cal her itz TELE Marketing
Wen she walks to u its BRAND recognition
Wen she slaps u its Customer Feedback
Msg Mehenga Ho Raha Hy,
Msg Mehenga Ho Raha Hy,
HAM Sab is Baat Par Bohat Dukhi Hen,
MAGAR,
Kuch LOG Bohat KHUSH Hen,
JESE
Zardari
Sardar
Faraz
Or
Sab Se Barh Kar
PATHAN... ;->
tumhara naam phool rakhon
Tumhara Naam Phool Rakhon To Bikhar Jaogay.
Tumhara Naam DIL Rakhon To Toot Jaogay.
Lo Rakh Diya Tumhara Naam KESC.
Jab Chhor Kar Jaogay, 1 Ghantay Baad Wapas Aajaogay. :-)
Papa Bohat Shareef Hain.
Son: Mom! Papa Bohat Shareef Hain.
Mom: Woh Kese?
Son: Jab Bhi Kisi Larki Ko Dekhte Hain.
Foran 1 Aankh Band Kar Lete Hain. :-)
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