Q:What is the difference

Q:What is the difference between a wife and a girlfriend?
A: About 45 pounds!!

May, 22 2010 80 chars (1 sms) 3008 views Funny

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We''ve known Each other
4 Quite a while now,
do u think
we can be more than FRNDS?
Will u be my PARTNER
2 rob a BANK !?

This is an SMS

Maan liya! Lagta hai tumhari grammer kamzor hai

Asli sentence hai,

This is a SMS

Whats
difference
between
first NIGHT
&
LAST NYT?
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If
u
sleep
on
FLOWERS,
its 1st NIGHT!
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If
u
sleep
wid
FLOWERS
on
u,
its
LAST NIGHT..!

I May Walk Slowly..

I May Walk Slowly..

But...I Never Walk Backwards...

-Abraham Lincoln

I Don''t Need To Walk..Bcoz...

I Have Bike..

HumAyuN

Agr Obama

Agr Obama Sadr-e-Pakistna hoTa To us KA kya Name Hota?/
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ChaudrI Pakistan

sMs G@mblr

EXAMS ARE LIKE GIRL FRIEND

EXAMS ARE LIKE GIRL FRIENDS;

1. TOO MANY QUESTIONS.

2. DIFFICULT TO UNDERSTAND.

3. MORE EXPLANATION IS NEEDED.

4. RESULT IS ALWAYS FAIL!

Do Pal Ki Bhi Khushi Na Mili Tou Kia Hua

Do Pal Ki Bhi Khushi Na Mili Tou Kia Hua

Umar BhaGham K Sahare G Lainge

Kia Hua Jo Humari Girlfrend Nahi

Hum Aap KI Girl Friend K Sahare G Lainge ;->

Fakir bache se:

Fakir bache se: 1 rupe ka sawal hai baba!

Bacha: baba, jaldi se sawal poocho,

muje ek rupe ki sakht zarort hai..!

2012 is not the end of love

How bollywood proved dat 2012 is not the end of Love
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By The Movie-
"LOVE STORY 2050"

1 man shadi se pehle superman,

1 man shadi se pehle superman,
shadi ke baad gentleman,
10 saal baad watchman,
20 saal baad apne hi jaal me fasa spiderman.

What Did God Say After Creating The First Man In West Indies?

What Did God Say After Creating The First Man In West Indies?

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Aila..
Yeh To Jal Gaya!! ;)

"MY Principle"

"MY Principle"

If someone throws a stone at you, throw a flower at him....

But, make sure that the flower is still in the pot.....!!

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