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Q:What is the difference between a wife and a girlfriend?
A: About 45 pounds!!
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QUAID e AZAM k 14
QUAID e AZAM k 14 points main se koi 3 apnay alfaaz main bayaan karain...???
1- aayenda aeen wafaaqi larkiyon ka hoga jismain larkiyon ka larkon ki taraf dekhna aam hoga...
2- tamam larkay aur larkiyon ko coaching k bahar kharray honay k pooray haqooq diye jaayengay..
3- tamam logon ko mere mazaar pe date maarnay ki khulli azaadi di jaayegi...
If Saif anf Kareena marry
If Saif anf Kareena marry, kareena will start dating Salman....Why?
Because She will become Kaif (KAreena-saIF)... and will become Katrina Kaif ;-)
1960 girl : Pehla phela pyaar hai chahee bahaar hai,
1960 girl : Pehla phela pyaar hai chahee bahaar hai,
aja sajna tera intzar hai. --
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2003 girl.....
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2003 girl : dusara/tisra pyar hai,
dil bekrar hai,....
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aja morey payaray sajna verna chautha tayyar hai. :D
Interviewee
Interviewee;What is your date of birth?
Sardar;nov 28.
Interviewer;which year?
Sardar;abey ullu everyyear.
q.1: study=dont fail
q.1: study=dont fail
Eq.2: dont study=fail
ading eq 1&2 study+dont study=fail+dont fail
taking comon, study(1+dont)=fail(1+dont)
sol: study=fail. HENCE PrOVED
murghi ke bache
Ek hi colour ka dress pehn kr hum sb lgte they kitne ache
School lgta tha poultry farm
Aur hum sb murghi k bachay
Mjhko smjh na aya aj tak teacher ka ye funda..
Humein bana deti thi murgha or khud copy pe deti thi anda..
amazing home remedies
Amazing Home Remedies
A Mousetrap placed on
top of Ur alarm clock wl
prevent U from rolling over
n going back to sleep
after U hit the alarm off ..
Have a bad Tooth Ache ?
Smash Ur Thumb with a
Hammer n U wl 4get abt
the Tooth Ache ..
For High Blood Pressure
Sufferers:
Simply cut Urself n bleed
for a few minutes, thus
reducing Pressure in
Veins ..
If U ''ve Bad Cough ?
Take a large dose of
Jamal-Gota then U wl b
afraid to cough ... ;)
Pundit:-Tumhare jeevan
Pundit:-Tumhare jeevan me 6 larkian ayengi.
Bow:Wow, kia bat hai.
Pandit:Ziada khush hone ki baat nahin hai.
1 ghar wali or 5 betiyan hain
Santa: Ghar ka saara
Santa: Ghar ka saara keemti samaan chhupa ke rakh do, mere dost aa rahe hain.
Jeeto: Kyon! Aapke dost chura lengey?
Santa: Nahin, pehchan lengey.
Ek Charsi Eyes Donate Kerne Gaya
Ek Charsi Eyes Donate Kerne Gaya
Aftr Operation
Dr Asks: Kuch Kehna Chahte Ho ?
Charsi: Jis Ko Bhi Aankhai''n Lagana Usay Bata Dena
Ye 2 Cush Lagane K Baad Khulti Hyn . . . ;->
''Aaj main ne 25 logon ko bewaqoof banaya.
''Aaj main ne 25 logon ko bewaqoof banaya.
Pata he kasay?
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Bilkul aisay.
Ab 26 ho gay.''
Tujhe Lita K Loon
Tujhe Lita K Loon
Ya Bitha K Loun
Karun andhera Ya Bulb Jala k Loun
ya Tujhe Karu Khara Phir Teri Jhuka k Loun
ab tu Hi bata k MaiN teri Phoro kaise loun ??
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