Q:What is the difference

Q:What is the difference
Q:What is the difference between a wife and a girlfriend?
A: About 45 pounds!!
  

May, 22 2010     80 chars (1 sms)     2718 views       Funny

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What Is Faster
Than A Coin Rolling Down A Steep Slope?
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A Sheikh Running To Catch It..! :-)
Two factory workers are talking.
The woman says, "I can make the boss give me the day off."
The man replies, "And how would you do that?"
The woman says, "Just wait and see." She then hangs upside-down from the ceiling.
The boss comes in and says, "What are you doing?"
The woman replies, "I''m a light bulb."
The boss then says, "You''ve been working so much that you''ve gone crazy. I think you need to take the day off."
The man starts to follow her and the boss says, "Where are you going?"
The man says, "I''m going home, too. I can''t work in the dark." . . . ;->
A Finance Faculty Asked His Student..
"Which Is The Most Important Law Of Finance For Starting A New Business ?? "

Student Replied..
"Father-In-Law !!"
Just a friendly reminder -

Relationships are precious,
do not hurt them by fooling
and lying on first April
''Jiski ek smile par hai duniya fida,
Jis se dil na hona chahe juda,
Jiska style hai lajawaab,
Woh Aap nahi Hum hain Janab.''
A sardar''s response to the comment, "THINK about it!": "I don''t have
to think-I''m sardar!"
What is
M A T H S.....?
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M-Mental
A-Attack
T-To
H-Healthy
S-Student....
An Englishman and Santa inside the toilet.
Englishman: Good evening, how do u do?
Santa: Gud evening, we open the zip and do.
Attention

It''s Very Important Msg


Allah Ka Shukar Srilankn Team Par Karachi Me
Hamla Nahai Hoa Warna
Dabal Sawari Par Qayamat
Tak Pabandi Lag Jati... ;->
U r sweet like Tom,


cute like Jerry,


Naughty like BugsBunny,


Clever like Alladin,


Strong like Popye,


In Short,



Chalte phirte cartoon hain aap...!:-D

Apne mulk ki hifazat karain




Kyun k






Ap ko dulhan yahan se hi milni hai... =P ;->
Mumbai attacks kay baad Pakistan ne bhi India ko apni "MOST WANTED" LIST bhej di hay......

SINDH demands "KATRINA KAIF"

PUNJAB demand "PRIYANKA CHOPRA"

BALOCHISTAN demands "KAREENA KAPOOR"

NWFP desperatly and urgently wants "SHAHID
KAPOOR"
Geo
pathano Geo