Marez doctor se:
Me 1 month se roz Rs.50 ki dawa
le rha hu pr koi faida nh hua.
Doctor:Koi bat nh kal se me
tmhy Rs.40 ki dawa duga Rs.10 ka faida hoga ;->
TEACHER: MJHE WO TEEN ALFAAZ BTAO JO CLASS ME SAB SE ZIADA BOLAY JATE HAIN.. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . STUDENT: MUJHE NAHI PATA TEACHER: SHABASH BAITH JAO...!
Its not an achievement 2 make 100 FRiENDS in a Year, but an achievement is 2 make a FRiEND for 100 Years, ''N'' I know I''ve made ONE, that''s . . . YOU !!
I don''t understand why Cupid was chosen to represent Valentine''s Day. When I think about romance, the last thing on my mind is a short, chubby toddler coming at me with a weapon ;->
