Q:What is the difference

Q:What is the difference between a wife and a girlfriend?
A: About 45 pounds!!

May, 22 2010 80 chars (1 sms) 3526 views Funny

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Husband Allah ne tumhain2 ankhain di hain

Husband: Allah ne tumhain
2 ankhain di hain..
chawal se pather nahi nikal
sakti???
Wife: Allah ne tumhain 32
dant diye hain 2-4pather nahi chaba sakte..!!!!

Height Of Stupidity

Height Of Stupidity

“ Munnabhai: Ae circuit yeh kutte poonch kyun hilate hain?
Bole to Dog tail shaking WHY?

Circuit: Common sense hai bhai ab poonch kutte ko to nahi hila sakti hai
na.

''Free ho?

''Free ho?
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ha tum sai hi kaha hai
Free ho?
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Main ny pocha hai Free ho?
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Yar tumhe sunai nhi dyta kb sai poch rehi hun free ho kya?
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Bhar mai jao na bataooo
:)''

A Great Thinker Once Said -

A Great Thinker Once Said -

A Man With His Tool In A Woman''s Mouth...
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Can Also Be A
D E N T I S T!

Memon At Petrol Pump

Memon At Petrol Pump

Bhai 1rs Ka Petrol Dal Do

Salesman: Bhai Itna Sara Petrol Dalva
K Kahan Jana Hai?

Memon: Jana Kahan Hai Hm
To Aise Hi Paise Urate Hen...

First Week :

First Week : Frequent outgoing calls ("This is what mobile is invented for")
Second Week : Restricted outgoing calls ("I should not create unnecessary traffic onÂ mobile lines")
Third We ek : Rare outgoing calls ("Mobile should be used in urgent situations only")
Fourth week : Only incoming calls ("I am not going to call her until she calls me")

Sardiyon ki aik khubsurat raat thi.

Sardiyon ki aik khubsurat raat thi.
Husband & wife aik garam kamble mein soe hoe the. Aadhi raat guzarne k bad wife ne achanak kaha:
sartaj mjhe shadid piyas lagi hai.

Ye sun kar shoar ne jaldi se pani barh
kar biwi ko day dia or biwi ne ose pi lia.

Moral:
Her husband or wife wala msg ganda nahe hota ;->

jab dushman tumhain dhutkar

Jab Dushman Tumhain DhutkaR De Aur DhakkEy De kR Ghar se Nikal De t0u Tum Haar Na man0 Balkey

Balkey

UsKi

BACHI Phansa kR Badla Lo...!

- Waliam MaliK ;-

Ek SAwAL hy Or IsNe MujhE b0hAt SoChNe pE MAjb00r kiA huA hy..

Ek SAwAL hy Or IsNe MujhE b0hAt SoChNe pE MAjb00r kiA huA hy..

PatA nAhi TuMhEiN Bhi atA hogA k nAhi..??

LEkiN Phir Bhi itNi EducAtioN Li hy t0 TuMhEiN t0 pAtA honA ChAhiyE..

MujhE bAs Us kA jAwAb dE do..

SawAL ziAdA MuShkiL nAhi hy..

LEkiN ziAdA asAn Bhi nAhi hy..

SawAL yE hy k..

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JAb

MurGhi

AndA

FrEE

Me

DEti hy..??

To BAzAAr

Me

Rs.6

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BiktA

Hy...? =P ;->

Today I remained very sad just b coz of you.

Today I remained very sad just b coz of you.

Feeling Guilty that y I have punished u

Then I thought that the persons like u must be hanged not punished.

who let you get on t

Who Let You Get On The Horse ...
You Witch''s Child?

Can''t Understand...!

Tenu Ghori Kinnay Charhaya Bhootni K...? ;->

preszardari has ord

Pres.Zardari Has Ordered That

All Future Press Conferencs Will B Held Inside The Masjid In Presidency,

Since
Shoes Cannot Be Worn Or Carried Inside Masjid!

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