Q:What is the difference

Q:What is the difference
Q:What is the difference between a wife and a girlfriend?
A: About 45 pounds!!
  

May, 22 2010     80 chars (1 sms)     3585 views       Funny

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Policeman: Tum ne faqeer ko Q mara?

Pathan: Hum ne ise baar bola tha ke hum aisa waisa aadmi nahi hai,

Phir bhi ye bolta hai

"Aik baar de dey baba, phir nahi aaonga
1 Sardar ko TERA BHAI kehne ki boht aadat thi,

SHadi ki raat apne room me gya or Dulhan ka Ghoonghat utha k bola,

"KAISA LAG RAHA HAI
TERA BHAI".......:-)
Mango

Orange

Banana

Grapes

&

Apple

Which is sweet?

Guess?

Dont know?

Arey buddhu ye sab
Sweet nhi hai.


Ye sab Fruits hai.


Sweet to Aap ho :->
Dad to Son : “When I Beat U , How Do U Control Ur Anger

Son: “I Start Cleaning Toilet “

Dad: “How Does It Satisfies U?”

Son: “I Clea It Wid Ur Tooth Brush “ ;->


Teri yaad dil se jane nahi denge,
Tere jesa dost khone bhi nahi denge,

Sharafat se roz SMS kia karo warna,
Ek kaan k niche denge or rone bhi nahie denge
# Ek Pathan T.V Par Bomb Rakh Kar
Pakistan Ka Semi Final Dekh Raha Tha
B.V Na Pocha K Ya Bomb Kis Liya

Pathan: Agar Ya Haar Gaye To Puri Team Ko Bomb Sa Ura Do Ga
whAt d|d A rAt sAy tO A cAt??




tHink?


?
?

BillO rAn| kAhO tO aBhi jaAan De DuN...!
Musharaf ki car k neechay aik kuttay ka bacha aa k mar gia..
He stopped the car and told the driver to find the owner so he can give compensation..
The driver got down to look for the owner..
When he came back he had alot of rose garlands around his neck..
Musharaf was surprised n inquired about it..
Driver replied "i only said i am Musharafs driver, kuttay ka bacha mar gia hai.. Whoever heard this, embraced me and put a rose garland around my neck". ;->
"Think"
Why u r so sweet?
Why u r so intelligent?
Why u r so innocent?
Why u r so lucky?


Ab hum se salaam duaa ka kuch tu asar ho ga na ... =P ;->
Newton ne apple niche girte dekha or gravity ki khoj ki
Koi ya puchey k 25 saal sa potty karta tha
to wo kya upar jati thi Saaley hamain bevakuf banatey hain
Boss: Itne Kam Kapray Pehan K
Q Aai Ho? Aadha Jism Dikh Raha Hai.
Girl: Itni Salary Mein Yehi Aata Hai!
Boss: Manager, Iss Ko 3 Months Tak Salary Mat Dena

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