Bhool k bhi kisi ko rulana,

Bhool k bhi kisi ko rulana,
Bhool k bhi kisi ko rulana,

Zindagi mai sab ko hasaana,

Dushman ko bhi gaale lagana,

phir bhi koi gham de to,

9 0 (Nine Zero) pe fon lagana thook denge saale ko . . . . . . . ;->
  

May, 18 2010     194 chars (2 sms)     2195 views       Funny

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An ailing grandmother is talking to her favourite granddaughter.

"Dori,I''m old n weak,
n I know that the time for me to leave is near.
I want u to inherit my farm,
includin the barn,the villa,the tractors,the farmhouse,all the livestock."

"Wow, Thank u so much,Grandma!
I didnt know u even HAD a farm.
where is it?"
grandma replied,
"You can find it on my Facebook account.
Just click on Farmvil after login in
password: just4dori.. =P ;->
Sardar 1:yar yeh joray
kahan bantay hain?


Sardar 2:Aasman par


Pehla:Abay shit yar


Doosra:kia hua?


Pehla:main tou darzi ko
day aata...-'';>
Mothers hold their

children''s hands

for a short while,

but their hearts forever.
Last nite i had a dream abt U...
I saw tht v both were gettig married on the same day...
Ur wife was beautiful but mine is not...
I asked GOD:
Why it is so???
GOD replied:
"BALANCE OF NATURE"...!!!
Life is full of rewards

If you eat properly

exercise and take good care of yourself for 60 years

what is your reward

A senior citizen card



20% discount.


Aik Pathan Road Pe Potty Kar Raha Tha.

Police Ne Usey Pakar Liya.

Jab Usey Le Jaane Lagey To Pathan Bola:


"Saboot To Utha Loa"
Asalaam-mo-Alaikum,

Payary Dosto Or Azizu,
Main, AAJ,
Se Baqaiyda Ellaan Karta Hoon,

Kay Main Ne Eid Gifts,
Dosti K Tohfy,
Birthday Gift
Cash,Asalaam-mo-Alaikum,

Payary Dosto Or Azizu,
Main, AAJ,
Se Baqaiyda Ellaan Karta Hoon,

Kay Main Ne Eid Gifts,
Dosti K Tohfy,
Birthday Gift
Cash,Asalaam-mo-Alaikum,
Cheque,
Sweets,
Tmam Mobile Cards, Perfumes,
Wagyra Qabol Krny Ka Aaghaz Kr Diya Hy,

To Dair Na Kijiye Rush Se Bachiye,

Jaldi Laiye Waqt Bachaiye.,
Thank u.!
Q: Why A Person, Living In Lahore

Is Not Allowed To

B Buried In Sahiwal?





A: Yar He Is Alive N Living.

So Whats The Question Of Burying Him;-<


Sardar english k paper main fail ho gaya,
He did translation:

1.Main aam admi nahi hon
I’m not a mango man

2.Sarda or garma fruit hain.
Colda & hota r fruits

3.Mujhey bhi english ati hay
English comes 2 me also

4.do ro do chaar.
give and give four.

5.Mera taluk hari pur hazara se hay
I belong 2 green pur thousanda:)
1 admi ki shadi hui, us ne dost se mashwra lya k wo kese apni bv ka dil jeet skta hy

Frnd: Us k pas cigerate lga kr jana or us ka dhunwa us k mu pe mar k kehna
Janu agr tm kaho to ye adat b chor skta hun.

Us ne ja kr esa hi kia....!

Bv ne sun kr jwab dia


"Agr Gold Leaf hai te ek suta menu v lawa"
Wats dhE diffrence between a mosquito n a fly
.
.
.
.
.
.
Fly can Fly...
but
Mosquito cant mosquito...
Viraney main duya jalane se kia hoga,
Bujhi hoi raakh main aag lagane se kia hoga,
AAp ko KABZ hai isliye pressure nai aata,
AB bewajah zor lagane se kia hoga