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Apka Hansana Qayamat
Apka Hansana Qayamat
Apka chlna Qayamat
Apka Sona qayamat
Apka uthna qayamat
Mujhe tu pehle hi shak tha ap qayamat ki nishaniyoon main se ek ho
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Breaking News:
Pakistan cricket team has complained in ICC about australia that:
Ye baray larkay le aye they hum jabi haar gay..:->
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*MUBARAK HO*
SMS Na karnay par aap ko
(AWARD OF KANJOOSI 2oo8)
diya jata hai.
tERI AANKHO MEIN AANSU AUR CHERE PE HASI HAI,
tERI AANKHO MEIN AANSU AUR CHERE PE HASI HAI,
WAH..
tERI AaNKHO MEIN AaNSU
OR CHERE PE HASI HAI,
aISA LAGTA HAI JAISE TERI
L--LLI ZIP ME PHASI HAI!
Khan ko kisi ne bataya
Khan ko kisi ne bataya k jore asmano par bante hai..
Khan bazar se kapra le kar aaya 0r uper ki taraf m0un kar k bola "ya Allah ye mera jora b banade" . . . ;->
koi dost ho tou tum jesa
Koi Dost ho tou Tum Jesa
Koi Chahnè wala ho tou Tum Jesa
Koi Dil se pyara ho tou Tum Jesa
Pata nhi Q sb Mujh se yehi kehty hyn.. ;->
''mein nay tum say muhabbat
''mein nay tum say muhabbat kari aur tum nay kiye mujh pay itnay sitam,
motor khol dou pani khatam''
Scratch & Win
Scratch & Win ..
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||||han
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Pathan ...
Ye Kia Jeet Lia ... ;->
The SMS Of The Year 2009
The SMS Of The Year 2009:
Woh Mujhse Meri Girlfriend Ka Pata Puchta Hai.
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Kitna Pagal Hai, Apnay He Ghar Ka Pata Poochta Hai. :-)
Want To Make $$$$$
Want To Make $$$$$ Wid Ur Computer . . . ? ? ?
No Risk . . .
Really
U Just Have To
Press ''''SHIFT + 4'''' Five Times In A Row . . . . ;->
paad maar dia aur kaha
1 Din Zindagi Ne Mujh Se Poocha:
Tum Apne Dost k 7 Kab Tak Rehna Chahty Ho ?
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Mene 1 " PAAD " Maar Dia Aur Kaha:
Jab Tak Tum Is Ko Pakar
Na Lo =P ;)
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