in my past life god

In my past life, god said a gem is going to be born on (date)
and i give u a boon that u get to be this beautiful gem"s
friend...couldnt ask for anything more but thank the god for
giving me a friend like u...happy birthday and dont forget
that someone somewhere is wishing for ur happiness on every
falling star."

May, 03 2010 323 chars (3 sms) 2574 views Funny

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Husband Allah ne tumhain2 ankhain di hain

Husband: Allah ne tumhain
2 ankhain di hain..
chawal se pather nahi nikal
sakti???
Wife: Allah ne tumhain 32
dant diye hain 2-4pather nahi chaba sakte..!!!!

Colda & hota r fruits

Sardar english k paper main fail ho gaya,
He did translation:

1.Main aam admi nahi hon
I’m not a mango man

2.Sarda or garma fruit hain.
Colda & hota r fruits

3.Mujhey bhi english ati hay
English comes 2 me also

4.do ro do chaar.
give and give four.

5.Mera taluk hari pur hazara se hay
I belong 2 green pur thousanda:)

Swimming pool me 6

Swimming pool me 6 bachon ne jump mari or swimming pool ka sara pani gaib! Why??

Kion k new pamper ab pehle se bhi ziada jazb karta hai! :);-)

Four guys

Four guys
1 from Harward:
1 Oxford
1 Texas
&
a Sardar from Pujab university

1 common question:
What is the fastest thing in world?

Oxford:Light
Harvard:Thought
Texas:Blink of an eye
Sardar:It’s loose motions,
because last night I was lying in my bed
& before I could blink,think or turn on the lights,
it was over!

an engineer was l

an engineer was leaving for a week for an office tour. he doubted his wife had an affair with a doctor.so while leaving he gave 7 apples to his wife and left. why ???

An apple a day keeps the doctor away

Best Punishment That U Can

Best Punishment That U Can
Gve Him A Mobile Wid A
Set Of Girl''s Phone Numbers & Put Him
In A Palace Where There is No Network... ;o)

Larki ko aik larke ne kaha

Larki ko aik larke ne kaha. I love you. Larki ne us ko kiss kiya aur apna mob. No. De diya.
.
.
.
.
.
.
Moral...
.

......SARRO....

sajna honge ka kab uspar sawar

sajna honge ka kab uspar sawar
or kab wo sarmayegi,

chand ki trah hogi uski surat,
jab wo apna ghoonght uthwayegi.

Never Mind People. . .

Never Mind People. . .

When They Say U''re Mad

B''coz
They Always Mean To Say You

M = Make

A = A

D= Difference. . .

1 Guy Ran Toi

1 Guy Ran Toi The Police Station, Trying To Gain His Breath : "Officer. Arrest Me, I Beat My Wife"

Officer: "Did She Die . . .? ? ?"

Guy : "No, She Is Running After Me" ;->

Dr: Aap pagal kaise huwe?

Dr: Aap pagal kaise huwe?
Pagal: kuch time pehle main ne ek bewa se shadi ki us ki jawan beti ne mere baap se shadi ki: yun wo meri saas ban gaye,un k ghar beti hui to rishte mai wo meri behn hui kiun k main us k baap ka beta tha,dosri taraf wo meri nawasi bhi hui, kiun k main us ki nani ka shohar tha, is liye main apni behn ka nana bana,phir mere ghar beta huwa, tu meri biwi ki beti, mere bete ki dadi bhi lagti thi kiun k wo meri soteli maa thi, chunache mera beta apni dadi ka bhai ban gaya aur main apne bete ka bhanja aur....
Dr: bas karo! Khuda k wastay bas karo warna main pagal hojaonga...

1 Pakistani dozakh se nikla

1 Pakistani
dozakh se nikla
or chup ker
Janat mai
chala gia

Farishton ne
pakerna chaha to

Cheekh ker bola
Koi paas na aye
werna
Khudkush
dhmaka kr donga ;->

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