in my past life god

In my past life, god said a gem is going to be born on (date)
and i give u a boon that u get to be this beautiful gem"s
friend...couldnt ask for anything more but thank the god for
giving me a friend like u...happy birthday and dont forget
that someone somewhere is wishing for ur happiness on every
falling star."

May, 03 2010 323 chars (3 sms) 3645 views Funny

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Twade laye khobsurat hon di tarkib

Twade laye khobsurat hon di tarkib

Pres down buton

Once again

Ek wari hor

Bas ik wari hor

Lo daso g, banda kadi button daban nal v khobsurat hoya?

girls remove their sandals

Heart Of Boys are Like a Temple !!

Holy
Truthful
Pure

That''s Why

When Boys Say.
''I Love You''.

.

.

.

Girls Remove Their Sandals.

Sardar: Doctor help me

Sardar: Doctor help me, mein jab baat karta huun
to muje sirf awaaz sunaideti hai, aadmi nahi dikhta.

Dr: Aaisa kab hota hai?
Sardar: Phone karte waqt.

Disco Dance Karte Howe

Disco Dance Karte Howe Larke Aur Larki Ko
2 Kute Dekh Rahe The.

Ye Kya Kr Ha " 1 Kute Ne Dosre Se Pocha

Dosra kuta Bola Ye Tou Mai Nahe Janta Ho
Mai Ye Janta Ho k Jub Mai Is Tarah Karta Ho
Tou Mera Malik Mujhe

peit k kere Marne k Duwai Pilata Hai...... /

WiFe:

WiFe: WhAt WoUlD YoU LiKe To Do ToDaY?

HuSbAnD : Im NoT SuRe. LeTs ThInK ...

WiFe : No, LeTs Do SoMeThInG ThAt YoU CaN Do, ToO.

Khusbu ne Phool ko khas banaya,

Khusbu ne Phool ko khas banaya,

Phool ne Matti ko khas banaya,

Chahat ne Mohabat ko khas Banaya,

Kambakhat Mohabat ne Kitno ko "DEVDAS" Banaya... ;->

why u r so intelligent?

"Think"
Why u r so sweet?
Why u r so intelligent?
Why u r so innocent?
Why u r so lucky?

Ab hum se salaam duaa ka kuch tu asar ho ga na ... =P ;->

If u really wanna know

If u really wanna know the meaning of life...???

then...

then....

......

.

look in the Dictionary... ;->

. A man got

2. A man got 2 wishes from GOD. He asked for the Best wine and Best Woman.
Next moment, he had the Best Wine and Mother Teresa next to him.
Moral : BE SPECIFIC

Din ko chain nai

Din ko chain nai
raat ko aaram nai
G na lage kahi.
Kya yahi pyaar hah??

Yeh to garmi ki
shuruwat hai
nahana suru karo.

Customer : How much is that banana for?

Customer : How much is that banana for?

Salesperson : Rs.10

Customer : Can you sell it to me for Rs.6?

Salesperson : At that rate, you will only get the banana peel!

Customer : Okay I will buy the banana for Rs.4 , but you can keep the peel!

Rona Is Baat Ka Hai k

Rona Is Baat Ka Hai k
Rona Nahi Aata

Wo Paaye ga Kia Jisey
Khona Nahi Aata

Wo Ganda Tha Ganda
Hai Aur Ganda Rahe Ga

Jisey POTTY krne K
Baad Dhona Nahi Aata ... ;->

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