in my past life god

in my past life god
In my past life, god said a gem is going to be born on (date)
and i give u a boon that u get to be this beautiful gem"s
friend...couldnt ask for anything more but thank the god for
giving me a friend like u...happy birthday and dont forget
that someone somewhere is wishing for ur happiness on every
falling star."
  

May, 03 2010     323 chars (3 sms)     3357 views       Funny

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Once Pathan Goes To An Eye Doctor To Check His Eye Sight

Doctor Askd him:
"What Was Your Old Number ?"

Then

He Said:

0300-******* ... ;->
Today is a day of celebration. Why?
Because, years ago on the same day,
GOD sent me my flesh and bone conscience.
Wishing my friendly inner voice a very happy birthday.
Japnese guy visitd Pakistan & took taxi 2 go 2 friend''s house.
On the way,

Toyota pased by.

He told the driver:

Toyota, made in Japan runs very fast.

Then

Honda passed.

He again:

Honda, made in Japan runs very fast.

Then

for Prado,

He again gave same compliment.

Taxi Driver got angry.

When reached the destination,

Taxi driver:

Rs.4,000 Please.

Japnese:Wht?

So much this is.

The angry drivr replied:

Txi meter

Made in Pakistan run fast ;->
Patient to Doc: Aapne nurse bahut achhi rakhi hai, uska haath lagte hi main theek ho gaya.
Doctor: Jaanta hu, thappar ki awaaz mujhe bhi sunai di thi
Mr.Choha Aur Mrs Choha Resturant Gain,

Mr.Choha Ne Waiter Ko Order Diya

Malai Potty
Shahi Potty
Karahi Potty
Mix Potty

Per Dekho Piyaaz Mut Dalna

Bahut Smell Ati Hain
NEWS ALERT !!

Koi Bhi
Kuch Bhi
Khaane Ko De

Mat Khana Plz



Idhr Udhr
Nigah Rakhna


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City Govrnmnt Ne
"Kutta Maar"
Muhim Shruu Kr Di Hy ;->

Ek Mota Admi Bazaar Me Phir Raha Tha,
4 Bachay Us Ka Peecha Kr Rahay Thay,
Admi Ne Ruk Kr Pocha Mera Pecha Kyun Kr Rahay Ho?

Bachay Bolay:Uncle Hum Peecha Nahi Kr Rahay,
Balkay Hum Apki Chaon Me Chal Rahay Hain.
chataak



fataak



dhisoom



bhishoom



dhoom



dhadaak
















beat diya..........;->
1 Dehati Red Dhoti or white
banyan main jaa raha tha:

kuch larkiyon ne daikha tu kaha:

oh "Red&White"


Dehati ne dhoti uthai or
Bola:





:King Size Filter"
Nurse:
Mubarak HO Khansaab
Ap k Ghar
Larka peda Hua hy
Pathan:=

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“O”

Mera”KHUDA”
Ye Kesa
Technology hy,
B.V Mera Hospital
mein hy or Bacha
Ghar Pada hua hy.
Everything Is Possible In This Universe, Nothing Impossible.
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Wana Example ?
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Very Simple Yaar,
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Imran Hashmi In Jannat.["!"]
BB hum sharminda hain

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Wah wah wah
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BB hum sharminda hain

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ap k shohar zinda hain!:-D