in my past life god

in my past life god
In my past life, god said a gem is going to be born on (date)
and i give u a boon that u get to be this beautiful gem"s
friend...couldnt ask for anything more but thank the god for
giving me a friend like u...happy birthday and dont forget
that someone somewhere is wishing for ur happiness on every
falling star."
  

May, 03 2010     323 chars (3 sms)     3121 views       Funny

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"HAPPY BIRTHDAY"
to you

shocked ?

actully aaj ke Din

''James Hawk''

nay DHAKKAN banaya tha

tou mainay socha her DHAKKAN ko wish kur doon;)
Masoom Dhamki:

1 chor chori kar k ghar se ja raha tha k bache ki aankhh khhul geyi

bacha bola:
Mera School Bag Bhi Le ja Kamine
Warna
Shor macha doonga
''Ek Intehayee Educational Shair Arz hai.
Honthon pe Lipstick Aur naina Kajal Se Lais
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Neutralization Takes Place when Acid reacts with Base.''
Heer Said To Ranjha :

"Ki Khatya Ve Main Teri Heer Ban K . . .?"




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"Saliye Ranjha Ban K Main Kehra D.C Lag Gya Waan . . . " ;->
1 aadmi bhagta hua bus me charha or zor se chillaya
"khabrdar koi apni jaga se nahi hile ga.....
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Manjan wala khud aap k paas aaye ga"
AAj apko pani se coca-cola banana sikhata Hu
1botle pani fridge me rakho 2ghante baad nikalo
paani 1dum thanda hoga
aur

''THANDA MATLAB''

Coca-Cola
Translate into english.

"wo meri nawasi hai".

Pathan:
"She is my

Eighty Nine".


Husband: Today is sunday &
I have to enjoy it.

So i bought 3 movie tickets.

Wife: Why three?

Husband: 1 For U and 2 for ur parents.
Close ur eyes..
Think about urself

Ur face,
Ur style,
Ur nature,
Ur looks,
Now open ur eyes.
U have spent half a min watching
A HORROR MOVIE! :-)


Patient: Doctor, You
Must Help Me, I Keep
Losing My Temper With
People
Doctor: Tell me About
Your Problem
Patient: I Just Did
You Stupid Bastard ... ;->
She Broke my Heart..:-(













































I Broke Her BF''S Jaw..;-)
Batao WIFE, BIWI Aur PATNI Main Kya Farak Hota Hai?

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Socho Socho!

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Koi Farak Nahi Hai. Teeno Aik Hi BALAA K Naam Hai!!!