in my past life god

In my past life, god said a gem is going to be born on (date)
and i give u a boon that u get to be this beautiful gem"s
friend...couldnt ask for anything more but thank the god for
giving me a friend like u...happy birthday and dont forget
that someone somewhere is wishing for ur happiness on every
falling star."

May, 03 2010 323 chars (3 sms) 3613 views Funny

more Funny SMS Messages

I saw something in

I saw something in a shop window. It was stunning, cute, simply
adorable. I was supposed 2 buy it 4 u, then I realised it was my
reflection.

Ek Pathan Bandoq Le Kar

Ek Pathan Bandoq Le Kar
Machli Ka Shikar Krny
Jungle Mein Gaya.

Jao Re Tum Bhi PATHAN Nikla,
Joke Tou Uppar Hi Khatam Ho Gaya Tha.. =P ;)

zinda raha to tumhar

Zinda raha to tumhara hi saath nibhaon ga
"doston"

Bhoolun To ye samajna k package khatam hogaya... :-)

Ye Msj Blank Nhi He.

Ye Msj Blank Nhi He.

Apko Dhund Ki Wja Se Wrds Nazr Nai A Rahe...

Happy Fog Day

pathan namaz parh

Pathan Namaz Parh
Rha The
Dost Us k Barey Me
Kisi Ko Bata Rha Tha k
Ye Barey Namazi, Rarhaizgar
Aur Muttaqi Hyn

Pathan Namaz Tor Kr
Bola Me HAJI n Hoon ... ;->

Q: watz da opposite of IIT???.

Q: watz da opposite of IIT???.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.

A: U U Coffee!

"Ek LARKI Ki DUA"

"Ek LARKI Ki DUA"

Qasam Se Har Ek Larka Bhula DonGi,

Sab hi Ki Tasverain Jala DonGi,

Ek Tum hi Raho Gy Iss Dil Me !

Balance Dalwa Do Bhout Dua DonGi

ItNi BtAmiz AurAt MAinE ZiNdAgi mEin nAhe dEkhi...

ItNi BtAmiz AurAt MAinE ZiNdAgi mEin nAhe dEkhi...

Jo kEhti hAi "App k AcouNT ki RAqAm iS cALL k Liye nA kAfi hy... ;->

Sardar: Khan Sahab Aap K Kitne Bache Hai ?

Sardar: Khan Sahab Aap K Kitne Bache Hai ?

Pathan: 13

Sardar: 13 Bache Wo Kese?

Pathan: Susral Walo Se Wada Ker Ke Aya Tha Biwi Ko Khali Pait Nai Rakhunga!

A Sardar & his wife

A Sardar & his wife filed an application for divorce.

Judge asked :
How will you divide, you have 3 children?

Sardar replied :
Ok! We will apply next year.

Chehre K Liye Mausami Ka Juice

Chehre K Liye Mausami Ka Juice
Sehat K Liye Apple Ka Juice
Rang Nikharne K Liye Anaar Ka Juice
Khush Rehne Ke Liye Sms Kar Kanjus

HUSBAND n WIFE were FIGHTING

HUSBAND n WIFE were FIGHTING
HUSBAND:tu saali kutti..!!!
WIFE:tu saaala kutta...!!!!
their CHILD who was nearby said: MAIN SAAALA PUPPY....!!!

Categories Anniversary Ascii Bengali Birthday Break Up Broken Heart Christmas Decent Diwali Double Meaning Durga Puja Easter Eid Mubarak English Poetry Exam Faraz Fathers day Flirt Friendship Funny Geo Or Jeenay Do Get Well Soon Good Luck Good Morning Good Night Greeting Halloween Holi Independence Day Inspirational Insult Islamic Khichdi Kiss Love Love Stories Miss You Mother's Day Naughty New Year Pashto Politics Punjabi Q n A Quatations Rainy day Rakhi Ramdan Riddle Romantic Sad Sardar Smile Sorry Teachers day Today's thought Urdu Poetry

in my past life god

more Funny SMS Messages

Search SMS Messages