in my past life god

in my past life god
In my past life, god said a gem is going to be born on (date)
and i give u a boon that u get to be this beautiful gem"s
friend...couldnt ask for anything more but thank the god for
giving me a friend like u...happy birthday and dont forget
that someone somewhere is wishing for ur happiness on every
falling star."
  

May, 03 2010     323 chars (3 sms)     2954 views       Funny

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Tung Nahi Krna
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