in my past life god

in my past life god
In my past life, god said a gem is going to be born on (date)
and i give u a boon that u get to be this beautiful gem"s
friend...couldnt ask for anything more but thank the god for
giving me a friend like u...happy birthday and dont forget
that someone somewhere is wishing for ur happiness on every
falling star."
  

May, 03 2010     323 chars (3 sms)     3109 views       Funny

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A Boy Sat On A Train
Chewing Gum & Staring
Vacantly Into Space,
Whn Suddenly An Old Woman
Sitting Opposite Said
''Its No Good You Talking To Me,
Young Man, I''m Stone Deaf'' ;->
A three-year-old walked up to a pregnant lady while waiting with his
mother
in the doctors office.
He inquisitively asked the lady, "Why is your stomach so big?"
She replied, "I''m having a baby."
With big eyes, he asked, "Is the baby in your stomach?"
She answered, "He sure is."
Then the little boy, with a puzzled look, asked, "Is it a good baby?"
She said, "Oh, yes. It''s a real good baby."
With an even more surprised and shocked look, he asked,
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"Then why did you eat him?"
100 pathan aik kashti me sawar thay
k achanak kashti ruk gai
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sab doob gaye, kaisay?
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pathan thay na sub,
dhakka laganay utar gaye
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G-Ghost

I- In

R-Real

L-Life




So Avoid Girls & Forwrd Their Numbers To Me. . .


Dont Worry About My Life I''m A Proffesional. . . .

" GHOST RIDER " . . . .
Every night we go to bed,
we have no assurance to get up alive the next morning
but still we have plans for the coming day
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that’s Hope..!!!
Pehle chitthi ke badle taar ata tha
1 bulave pe mera yaar aata tha
Ab padh kr delete karte hai mere sms
kabhi har SmS ka jawab aata tha


Haqiqat samjho ya afsana,
Apna samjho ya baigana,

Hamara aapka rishta he purana,
Is liye farz tha aap ko batana,

kay garmiyan aa gayi hain,
Ab shuru ker do roz nahana!

jao nahao (,?. *,?.)


Why Do We Dress Baby
Girl In Pink
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Baby Boys In Blue ... ??
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They Can''t Dress
Themselves ... ;->
A beautiful dress is of no use
until it inspires
someone to take it off

By

Swamy EMRAAN HASHMI
Ek Scientific Shair Mulahiza Kijiye




Pankha Chalda Te Hawa Denda Hy



Wah Kia Baat Hai




Pankha Chalda Te Hawa Denda Hy





Nahi Chalda Te Nahi Denda Hy . . . ;->
Ram: What is the cost of hair cut?

Barber: Rs 20

Ram: Then what is the cost of shaving?

Barber: Rs 10

Rampa: Oh! Ok Plz Shave my head!!!
New Punishment for mobile uSers.
Misscall K Liye Jail,
Message k Liye Phansi,
Call k Liye Umer Qaid,
tum Fikar Na Karo B''coz Kanjoosi k liye 1 Lakh inaam Hai !!