in my past life god

in my past life god
In my past life, god said a gem is going to be born on (date)
and i give u a boon that u get to be this beautiful gem"s
friend...couldnt ask for anything more but thank the god for
giving me a friend like u...happy birthday and dont forget
that someone somewhere is wishing for ur happiness on every
falling star."
  

May, 03 2010     323 chars (3 sms)     3071 views       Funny

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hello this is our ATD ( Any Time Disturbance ) service we are the experts in disturbin n irritating ppl at busy hrs. Our goal has been achieved. Thx !

Hamse SMS ka panga acha nahi





Dost









Choti si Memory wala tera mobile hai
Kuch to Khayal kar.
1 Dulha Apnay Dost Se Shadi

K Din:Yar Koi Aise Baat Btao Jo

Main Apni Bewi Se Jatay He Kahon

To Wo Hearan Ho Jaey.

Dost:Tum Jatay He Apni Biwi Ko Talak Dy Dena!
I love u bolo







mjy nai

apny jevan sthi ko

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//\\ //\\

ab thankx kr k shrminda na karna..
''A bulky boy went to a mango grove with his friends to steal mangoes, because they were convinced that stolen mangoes taste better. All of a sudden, the watchman came out of blue chasing the boys with a rod. Everybody ran helter skelter except our hero as he could not run carrying his own weight. Result: He was caught.

The watchman asked the boy to take him to his father. The boy was trembling and said "No". The watchman asked him to take him to his house but the boy again refused. Then finally, the watchman asked him to show his father at least from a distance. The boy agreed and showed his father who was plucking mangoes on the next tree.''

Position of a Husband

Is just like a Split AC

No matter however Loud he is in the Outdoor

He is designed to remain Silent indoor...
''Kash tum waday nibha jatay, Kisi surat dil mera behla jatay
Agar “Cornetto” k paisay nahi thay to kia hoa, 5 rupay wali “Qulfi” hi khila jatay

Dil se Jab Hum Tumhe Yaad Karte hain.

Aap Ka Sapno Main Hum Didar karte Hain.

Jab say Dekha Hai Aap Ko Qareeb Say.

Ab To Bas TOBA ASTAGHFAR Karte Hain.''


Jb meri koi call na aye,




jb koi sms na aye,




jb koi missed call b na aye,




To.....!




smaj lena k.



"APP K DOST"
Ko 100 wALE CArd ki zAr0rt hy ;->
Mosam shabab ka,
Nasha sharab ka,
Parda janab ka or rang gulab ka,
in sabme haseen , in sabme Lajawab dekho SMS padne wala "Chehara Janab ka."


Sardiyon ki aik khubsurat raat thi.
Husband & wife aik garam kamble mein soe hoe the. Aadhi raat guzarne k bad wife ne achanak kaha:
sartaj mjhe shadid piyas lagi hai.

Ye sun kar shoar ne jaldi se pani barh
kar biwi ko day dia or biwi ne ose pi lia.

Moral:
Her husband or wife wala msg ganda nahe hota ;->
Baap:Beta College Mein Tune Kaun Se 2 Mushkil Kam Sikhe?
Beta:
1Danto Se Beer Ki Botle Kholna.
2 Tez BIKE Me Bhi 1 Tili Se Cigret Jalana
Log kehty hn,

pyar itna b mat kro
k
girl frnd sar p sawar Ho Jaye,

hum kehty hn k pyar itna karo
k
girlfrnd ki friend b tumhary sath faraar hony ko tyar HoJaye