in my past life god

in my past life god
In my past life, god said a gem is going to be born on (date)
and i give u a boon that u get to be this beautiful gem"s
friend...couldnt ask for anything more but thank the god for
giving me a friend like u...happy birthday and dont forget
that someone somewhere is wishing for ur happiness on every
falling star."
  

May, 03 2010     323 chars (3 sms)     2473 views       Funny

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If u really wanna know the meaning of life...???



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look in the Dictionary... ;->
ONCE PEOPLE TOLD ME LOVE IS TRUE,
I DIDNT B-LEAVE IT TILL I FOUND YU,
NOW DAT U GONE, IM GOING KRAYZIE,
I WISH U WUZ HERE N TELL ME "I LOVE BABY


when we throw a ball in the air why does it come down?
no Physics answers
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bcoz no one is there up 2 catch the ball:-DB-):-)

Q. Wh8''s the difference between Mechanical Engineers & Civil Engineers ... ?


A. Mechanical Engineers Build Weapons, Civil Engineers Build Targets ... ;->
I Told My Dad That I want An Apple or Blackberry ...

He Replied:

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Mango Ka Season Hai Beta Aam Khao!
Aik baat bataoon? wo meri chahat nahee zaroorat ban ghayee hai, wo jab b aati hai meri zindagi k sab chiragh roshan karti hai, laikin kabhi hamarey pyar k "dushman" ussey ley jaatey hein,wo b kya karey ussey jana pardta hai aur mein b kuch nahee kar pata,



Koi jaaye aur pyar k "dushmanoon" sey kahey k uss(Bijli) na ley jaya karein.
''Jab kabhi TooT k bikhro to batana mujh ko
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Main thora bohat welding ka kaam bhi janta hoon.''



What Is The Meaning
Of "P-C-B" ?









U Must Be Thinking

"Pakistan - Cricket -
Board"





But








Its Now

"Pakistan - Crises -
Board" ;->
MUNNA BHAI: circuit agar bina daant wala kutta kate to kya karne ka re?
CIRCUIT:simple he bhai, bina sui wala injection lene ka!!!
ha ha ha


GOLDEN WORDS

Jo shaks eid k baad apne dosto
ko treat deta ha,

us ko chand jesi Dhulhan milti hai...

-William Mufta

1 of the most funniest and shortest joke u ever heard . . . .
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Next year Pakistan will export electricity!! :-D
Best SMS of the year- a Mother makes her son "INTELLIGENT" in 20 Years, but a girl makes him STUPID in 2 minutes.