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When a black cat falls
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When a black cat falls
When a black cat falls
When a black cat falls
down,wat will the white cat say..???
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Dont start thinking like an idiot. it will only say....
Meaaaoooon....
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May, 21 2010
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ek boy ro raha tha:
Ek Boy Ro Raha Tha:
2nd Boy: Oye kya hua?
1st Boy: Aaj mere Abbu ne Mujhe Juta Mara Hai.
2nd Boy: Tum Khush Naseeb Ho.
"Jutta" Sirf "Azeem" Logon ko he Mara Jata Hia.
What Is The Next Thing
What Is The Next Thing
A Man Should Do After
Winning An
Argument With His Wife ?
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Apologise !!!;)
a wise man washes
A WISE MAN
Washes His Hand
After He PEES
But
A WISER MAN
Doesn''t PEE
On His Hand ... ;->
Seven Phases Of Life
Seven Phases Of Life
1) Studies
2) Games
3) Entertainment
4) Love
5)
6)
7)
Life Ends When Love Starts...!!!
Girl: Mujhe
Girl: Mujhe 1 Aesa Shohar Chahiye Jo Achi Achi Baaten Kare,
Hansi Mazaq Kare,
Or Mere Liye Romantic Gaane Gaye!
Larka: Tumhen Shohar Nhi
FM Radio Chahiye
If Someone Asks Me
If Someone Asks Me
What Is humanity ?
I Wud Sit Next To You,
Pull You Close To Me,
Put My Arms Around You
And Say Proudly ...
"Loving Animals"
That''s Humanity ... ;->
Once Upon A Time...
Once Upon A Time...
A Legend Used To Send Messages & Fools Used To Enjoy Reading Them.
Now Again The Legend Is Back And The History continues! :p
Ek Pathan BLOOD
Ek Pathan BLOOD K Baare Main Book Parh Raha Tha
Wife Ne Poocha Aaj Ye Kyun Parh Rahe Ho ? ? ?
Pathan:
Mujhe Doctor Ne Kaha Hai Kal Mera BLOOD TEST Hai . . . ;->
~T h O u G h T P r O v O k I n G~
~T h O u G h T
P r O v O k I n G~
After
T u e s d a y .......
Week Itself Says .......
W T F ....... =P ;->
''SMS karne k fayde 1-Mobil ko zang nahi l
''SMS karne k fayde
1-Mobil ko zang nahi lagta.
2-Timpas hojata hai.
3-Ap jise karenge wo khush rahega.
4-Contact bana rahega.
5-Apko koi KANJUS NAHI kahega
Package Wale So
Package Wale So
Gaye Ker k Baat Apni
Girl-Friend k Saath
Aur Bhatakte Rahe
Sachi Mohabbat Kerne
Wale Saari Raat
Baap re baap
Sine me dil,
Dil me dard,
Dard me yaqin,
Yaqin me khyal,
Khayal me khwab,
Khuwab me tasvir
Tasvir me sirf ap!
Itna Darawna khuwab?
Baap re Baap
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