When a black cat falls

When a black cat falls
When a black cat falls
down,wat will the white cat say..???


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Dont start thinking like an idiot. it will only say....


Meaaaoooon....
  

May, 21 2010     200 chars (2 sms)     2606 views       Funny

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Pathan:
Yaar Bakray Ki Zabaan Khao Gay?
2nd:
Nahi, Main Moun Say Nikli Hui Cheez Nahi Khata..
1st:
Acha,
To Phir Ye Lo,
Anda Khao..!!