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When a black cat falls
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When a black cat falls
When a black cat falls
When a black cat falls
down,wat will the white cat say..???
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Dont start thinking like an idiot. it will only say....
Meaaaoooon....
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May, 21 2010
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aj, kal, harpal
Aaj, kal, harpal, har samay, har vaqt, maheno, salo saal se ek DIL tumhare liye dhadakta tha aur dhadakta rahega aur wo DIL hai ur''s own DEAR
Ek Sheikh Doctor
Ek Sheikh Doctor K Pass Gya Or Bo|A K Ghar Ja Kr Mareez Check Krnay Kitnay Pesay.
Doctor:300 Rs.
Sheikh:Chlain Doctor Shb.
Ghar Puhanchay To Docor Ne Pocha K Mareez Kahan Hai?
Sheikh: Mareez Koi Nahi Hai,
Taxi Wala 500 Mang Raha Tha,
Aik bachcha apni
Aik bachcha apni mummy se: papa ne mujhay kiss nahi ki.Mummy : beta aap nay TABLE nahi sunaya hoga.Bachcha: tou kya nokrani nay sunaya tha?
Father says to Son...
Father says to Son...
"You are mature enough now...
I will allow you to start smoking if you want to."
Son, "Thanks dad, but I quit two years ago"......
Jab Tumhain Upar Wale Ne
Jab Tumhain Upar Wale Ne Banaya Hoga
Use Bohut Maza Aaya Hoga,
Hansi Di Bachon Wali
Suurat Di Bholi Bhaali
Mijaaz Dia Cool...
AuR
AuR
DIMAG GAYA BHOOL... ;->
Aam ZindAgi-
Aam ZindAgi-
YaAr PlZ Kuch SmS to Bhej DiyA KAro.
MentOs ZindAgi-
Oye Bhutnike,BhikAri,KAmine,HArAmkhor BalaNce GaYA Tel Lene,Sms bhej.
1 Hathi Romantic mood mei
1 Hathi Romantic mood mei
1 chunti ko cherta hai.
chunti ghusay mei
Hathni k pas ja k kehti he:
Apny awara shohar ko smjha lo
warna mard hamary ghar me b hain
I know u r too much
I know u r too much daring person and like to dare to any game.
I have a special dare 4 u.
Can you do?
if yes then the dare is!
"Bijli k Transformer par khadey ho kar nahana hai".
Dekho Socho
Dekho
Socho
Ghor
Karo
&
Yaad
Karo
K
Last
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Kab
Kia
Tha
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Khudhe Sharam Se Doooob K Marr Jao Ge.
Law of Love is drived from newton''s law
Law of Love is drived from newton''s law
Evrey bad boy Cntinues to do taram taari unless
a thapar or sandel with a force is impresed upon him by a lovly lady
Contemporaray & Inauthentic
Contemporaray & Inauthentic Me Kya Diffrence Hai?
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Haan To Phir Tum Ne Btaya Nahi Kya Farq Hai?
Once A Journalist Asks
Once A Journalist Asks
Meera What Types Of Roles Do U Prefer?
Meera Answers: Wese Tou Mjhy Chicken Roll
Pasand Hay Magar Beef Roll Bhi Kha Leti
Hoon... :P ;->
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