''Faraz Aaj Sheher-e-Ishq Bhi Hay Mohabbat Say Khaali

''Faraz Aaj Sheher-e-Ishq Bhi Hay Mohabbat Say Khaali
''Faraz Aaj Sheher-e-Ishq Bhi Hay Mohabbat Say Khaali

Wah Wah

Faraz Aaj Sheher-e-Ishq Bhi Hay Mohabbat Say Khaali
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Kameez Teri Kaali Tay Sohnay Phulla Wali:-)''
  

May, 24 2010     181 chars (2 sms)     3107 views       Funny

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Kamal kay NAKHRE Tumhare............






Ajeb tumhara STYLE hai.........





"SMS" karnay ki fursat nahi or...







Hathon main MOBILE hai...........!!!!!!!!
1 Paagal Aadmi Ne Doosre Paagal Aadmi Ko Fone Karke Kya Poocha . ..??




Socho Socho . . .










"Abe . .Tera Fone Number Kya Hai..??
Actually I wanted to kill u for not messaging me..



but



But I can''t

According to section
340/B(1953)

Killing a Bander Is Punishable Offence.
hockey aur cricket me kya fark hy ???

Hockey main Pakistan 1 ghantay main zalil hota hai

Jab ke

Cricket main 9 ghantay lag jate hain…
A lucknowi nawab meets sardar.
Nawab: Janab kya main apko ek takleef de sakta hoon?

Sardar: O kutty hath to laga, daikh tujhy zalel kese krta hon
Neeche mat jao neeche star plus laga howa hai!


Mat jao!



Plz mat jao!





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Daikh liya?
Hogaye tasalli?
Newspaper Men Advertisement Aayi Hamare Pas Aisi Product Hai,

Jisko Pehan Kar Aap Pori Dunya Ko Dekh Sakte Hain,

Magar Aapko Koi Nahi Dekh Sakta.
Price 10,000 + Free Home Delivery

1 Shakhs Ne Ads Parhte Hi 10,000 Rs. Bheje.

Kuch Dino Bad TCS Wala 1 Packet Le Kar Aaya.

Us Shaks Ne Jaldi Jaldi Parsel Khola To Andar Se Ek


"BURQA" Nikla. :-)
one woman to another: Apki sab say bari taqat kaya hay.?
she replied: Mera Husband..!
1st asked: Aur sab say bari kamzori.?
she replied: Tumhara Husband..


I just feel u….

Whenever I feel u….
I just miss u …..
Whenever i miss u ….
I just wanna See u ….
Do u know why…….

It’s juts because …………

******I LOVE CARTOONS*******

Yeh soch kar pareshan hoon mai
"kal bhi bhutto zinda tha aaj bhi bhutto zinda hai"
DOSTO!
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Kia bhutto
"STAR PLUS"
mai kaam karta hai..=P;->
Motivational Thought

In 1980, IDBI bank rejected loan for Mukesh Ambani(world''s richest man)

In 2008, Mukesh Ambani decided to buy IDBI bank

This shows that nothing is impossible

Now in 2009, Citi bank rejected loan for me

But in 2020, I''m planning to...

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Apply 4 loan again. :-)
TUM SE ACHA TO KUTTA HAI..
PAppu..!


Kam Se Kam LARKI Palat Palat K DekhTi tu Hai...


k,


Kahin Aa To Nahi Raha... =P ;->