''Faraz Aaj Sheher-e-Ishq Bhi Hay Mohabbat Say Khaali

''Faraz Aaj Sheher-e-Ishq Bhi Hay Mohabbat Say Khaali

Wah Wah

Faraz Aaj Sheher-e-Ishq Bhi Hay Mohabbat Say Khaali
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Kameez Teri Kaali Tay Sohnay Phulla Wali:-)''

May, 24 2010 181 chars (2 sms) 2744 views Funny

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Ek dafa 1marasi k ghar

Ek dafa 1marasi k ghar petrol ka kuaan nikal aya marasi boht khush hua

Apny bap sy bola aba hun asi apna petrol pump kholan gay

Aba khush ho k; Tay oda naa ki rakhan gay putar ?

Marasi; Fakhar sy M.S.O

Aba: Eida matlab.. ?

"Marasi State Oil"

Hosh kar Oye :->

TeAcHeR:

TeAcHeR:
bAtAo sAaL MaI kItNe MoSaM HotE HaIn

StUdEnT:
4 MoSaM

TeAcHeR:
koN koNsE

StUdEnT
1.HaRtAl
2.ElEcTi0n
3.ExAmS
4.HaNgAmAy

What wil a pathan say when

What wil a pathan say when he wil be asked

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Rose petal na hota tu kia hota
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Simple yar
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Kocha "HANKIES" hota ;->

Kareena Kapoor Once Said

3 Idiots Would Have Been a More Bigger Hit.

If Kareena Kapoor Would''ve Also Once Said,

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"Jahanpanaah Tussi Great Ho,
Tohfa Qabool Karo" :-)

''jatay howay kuch

''jatay howay kuch aasa kar kar k jaoo kam k har gali sai awaaz aa ABBA JAN;ABBA JAN ;ABBA JAN''

Dekh Ke Roop Tera Suhana

Dekh Ke Roop Tera Suhana

Yaad Agaya Dadi Amma
Ka Khil Khilana

Itni Ho Gayi Ho Tum Purani

Ab To Bas Kardo...

Ladko Ko Patana...

made in pakistan run fast

Japnese guy visitd Pakistan & took taxi 2 go 2 friend''s house.
On the way,

Toyota pased by.

He told the driver:

Toyota, made in Japan runs very fast.

Then

Honda passed.

He again:

Honda, made in Japan runs very fast.

Then

for Prado,

He again gave same compliment.

Taxi Driver got angry.

When reached the destination,

Taxi driver:

Rs.4,000 Please.

Japnese:Wht?

So much this is.

The angry drivr replied:

Txi meter

Made in Pakistan run fast ;->

800 Kamro ka mahal ho

800 Kamro ka mahal ho

aur motiyon se saja darbar.

Income ho arbo me aur

200 mercedes car.

Sab sapne me hi mil sakta hai,

Isliye jagna hai bekar,

Soja mere yaar.

2000 mai Lipstick

2000 mai Lipstick kitnee Sastii Hotii tHiii :)

bUt aj tu sab se farighhh Brand Bhi Mehnga ha :(

jeeenay Doo mushii

shaadi k din kareeb

shaadi k din kareeb aye to maha ko diting ka shaok hova .mein le ayi Sufi ko.kyunk sufi per aiteybar jo tha.subha hoi to dekha na Maha thi na sufi.

Technologies Impact:-

Technologies Impact:-

Dad Emails :

Dear Son,

How Hv U Been?

Ur Mom & I R Fine.

We Miss U A Lot,

Plz Turnoff Ur PC & Come Downstairs 4 Dinner!

Jahaz tofan me ghir gya

Jahaz tofan me ghir gya

CAPTAN : ksiko tofan sa bach nklna ki dua ati ha?

A man raisd hand

CAPT said: OK ap dua pr gzara krn
hmary pas 1 life jackt km hy ;->

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