''Faraz Aaj Sheher-e-Ishq Bhi Hay Mohabbat Say Khaali

''Faraz Aaj Sheher-e-Ishq Bhi Hay Mohabbat Say Khaali

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Faraz Aaj Sheher-e-Ishq Bhi Hay Mohabbat Say Khaali
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Kameez Teri Kaali Tay Sohnay Phulla Wali:-)''

May, 24 2010 181 chars (2 sms) 3508 views Funny

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