''Kuch is tarah Usne

''Kuch is tarah Usne
''Kuch is tarah Usne mujhe Bewakoof Bana Diya Faraz.....


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Ji Haan! Bilkul Isi Tarah.''
  

May, 24 2010     198 chars (2 sms)     2908 views       Funny

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AAL IZ WELL..! ;->
I know u r too much daring person and like to dare to any game.

I have a special dare 4 u.

Can you do?

if yes then the dare is!


"Bijli k Transformer par khadey ho kar nahana hai".
''If people says you are crazy, be patiend.
if they say you are monkey, relax. if they say you are stupid,be cool but if they say you are smart, Thapad maar sale ko.''
''A rupee is easy 2 earn...
but a smile is hard 2 find...
rupee loses its value...
smile increases its worth..
i lost a rupee when i sms u...
but who cares!
i won ur smile...''


If Time Doesn''t Wait For You,

Don''t Worry !









































Just Remove The Damn Battery

From The Clock And Enjoy Life .

HEER:

“Aisa Khat Likh Way Sajna,
Meri Umer Beet Jaye Parhde Parhde..”


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Lay Hun Parhdi Reh...!!
Sardar ko Uska Sasur peet raha tha.

WHY?

His Wife Deliverd a Baby.

Doctor sent Him SMS,

"Mubark Ho.Aap Baap Ban Gaye".

Sardar forwarded it 2 all.

Teacher: Batao Wo Kon C Chiz Hai
Jo Tm Roz Dekh To Sakte
Ho Pr Torr Ni Sakte???




Student: Miss Aapka Mooun.......!! ;)
Wife: yesterday-night I saw a dream
That u were sending me
Jewelry and clothes!
Husband: yeah, I saw
your dad paying the bill !!!