''Kuch is tarah Usne

''Kuch is tarah Usne mujhe Bewakoof Bana Diya Faraz.....

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Ji Haan! Bilkul Isi Tarah.''

May, 24 2010 198 chars (2 sms) 2990 views Funny

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Maan liya! Lagta hai tumhari grammer kamzor hai

Asli sentence hai,

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In d corridor of mal

In d corridor of mall
Do U knw
Y boyz hold girl''s hands ?
Coz
If they leave their hand
they wl go 4 shopping

It looks Romantic
But its actually Economics =P ;)

Baba ji k meley main is saal parsaad main

Baba ji k meley main
is saal parsaad main
kambal bantey jain ge,

Yeh baat kisi aur
ko mat batana kiyon k
ye SmS sirf

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FAQIROON ko kiya ja raha hai

Dhoom Dhoom Song

Dhoom Dhoom Song
dhoom dhoom teri biwi kesi
dhoom dhoom teri esi ki tesi
dhoom dhoom teray bachay kalay
cream lagalay cream lagalay

dhoom dhoom mene murghi paali
dhoom dhoom aray anday wali
dhoom dhoom bhaag gai saali
dhoom dhoom meray bday ai
dhoom dhoom mene sab ko bulaya
dhoom dhoom per koi na aya
dhoom dhoom mujhe gussa aya
dhoom dhoom mene tv chalaya
dhoom dhoom ye gana ayaaa
dhoom machalay! dhoom machalay! dhoom!!

Sardar:

Sardar:
Samose K Andar Ka Masala Kha Raha Tha...

Dost:
Yeh Kia Kar Rahay Ho?

Sardar:
Doctor Ne Mujhe Bahar Ka Khana Mana Kia Hai :-)

Memon At Petrol Pump

Memon At Petrol Pump

Bhai 1rs Ka Petrol Dal Do

Salesman: Bhai Itna Sara Petrol Dalva
K Kahan Jana Hai?

Memon: Jana Kahan Hai Hm
To Aise Hi Paise Urate Hen...

Agar Koi Aap Ko

Agar Koi Aap Ko
Dukh De, Takleef De
Aap Ko Roney Pe Majbur Kerde
Tou Aap B Us Ko Rula Sakte Ho

Pata Hai Kese ???

Us Ki Aankh Main Ungli Maar K ... ;->

Once Upon A Time .

Once Upon A Time
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A Boy Asked To A Girl:
''''Will U Marry Me. . . ?''''

Girl Said: ''''NO''''

Aur Is Terha Larka Hansi Khushi Rehne Laga . . . ;->

''Mohabbat ka sirap ho tum,

''Mohabbat ka sirap ho tum,
Tension ka capsule ho tum,
Aafat ka injection ho tum,
Par kya kare jhelna padta hai,
Kyonki... DOSTI ka oxigen ho tum.''

Once In A Jungle All The

Once In A Jungle All The Animals Were Eating PAN PARAG PAN MASALA

But

Girraffe Was Not Eating. . . .

Why. . . ?

Because

Oonche Log Oonchi Pasand MANIKCHAND. . . ;->

Pakistan means

Pakistan means

P=Pistol

A=Atom bomb
K=Khud kash hamla
i=Ilim ki kami
S=Sarkon pe pani
T=Trafic jam
A=Awam''s sleeping
N=No response
Yhe he pakistan meri jaan

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results: U r a good dog. Now stop barking.

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''Kuch is tarah Usne

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