''Kuch is tarah Usne

''Kuch is tarah Usne
''Kuch is tarah Usne mujhe Bewakoof Bana Diya Faraz.....


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Ji Haan! Bilkul Isi Tarah.''
  

May, 24 2010     198 chars (2 sms)     3372 views       Funny

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Is To Be Misunderstood ...
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I m Always Misunderstood
Therefore
I m Great ... =P ;)


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Life has so much 2 teach us,1 famous Chinese poet said
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Really touching na?
I almost cried;->
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Masjid Wichun 3 Lotey Fie
Gaib Ney,
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Father Angrily Asks: What Is This......?

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To put your head on
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"Bhaar Main Jaye
Company ..." ;->
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Why do we all marry?
Because romance is not
the only element of life.
We should also know horror,
terror, suspense, irony,
stupidity & tragedy of LIFE. . . ;->
Kanjoos Baap Bete Se...

Beta Kiya Tm Kuch Parh Rahe Ho?

Beta: Nahi Papa

Kiya Tm Kuch Likh Rahe Ho?

Beta: Nahi Papa Main Kuch Soch Raha Hun

Baap: Toh Phr Ye Aienak Utar Do

Tmhri Fazool Kharchi Mje Dobo De Gi . . ;->/-D
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While Kissing A Girl


Is


Simply Not Giving The KISS The Attention


It Deserves . . .


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I Learned Law So Well,
The Day I Graduated
I Sued My College,
Won The Case
And
Got My Tuition Fees
Back ... ;->