''Kuch is tarah Usne

''Kuch is tarah Usne
''Kuch is tarah Usne mujhe Bewakoof Bana Diya Faraz.....


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Ji Haan! Bilkul Isi Tarah.''
  

May, 24 2010     198 chars (2 sms)     3701 views       Funny

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