''Kuch is tarah Usne

''Kuch is tarah Usne mujhe Bewakoof Bana Diya Faraz.....

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Ji Haan! Bilkul Isi Tarah.''

May, 24 2010 198 chars (2 sms) 2669 views Funny

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Incumtax Officer Has Raha Tha

Incumtax Officer Has Raha Tha
Clerk : Kya Hua
Offi : Mallika Ka Letter Hai
C : Toh?
O : Kapde Pehanti Nahi Or Laundry Ka Bill1 Lac Banaya Hai

2 dukano se 3-3 kabab le k aao...

MEMON:
Jao..!
2 dukano se 3-3 kabab le k aao...

Servant:
Janab..!
6 ikhattey kyun nahi..?

Memon:
Nalaik Aadmi..!
Chatni 0r Piyaz ziyada miley gi... ;->

GOOD NEWS 4 U

My dear,
GOOD NEWS 4 U

Meiny ghor se dekha hai.

k aap ka naam

N_R_O LIST me nhi hai.

BE HAPPY ;->

"Dunya Chand p pohnch gai

Pathan public toilet gya to Diwar p likha tha

"Dunya Chand p pohnch gai

or Tm yaha bethe ho?

Pathan niche likh aaya "Bs Ye kr k Hm b ja rha hay" :-

How Are You Dear

How Are You Dear

Kia Ho Raha Hy

Jail Main Koi Takleef Tou nahi ?

Farishte Tang Tou Nahi Kerte ?

Maarte Tou Nahi

Bas Kuch Din Guzar Lo

25 Rozey Baqu Hyn

Tum B Tou 11 Mahiney
Udham Machate Ho

Humain Warghalate Ho

Ab Bhugto ... ;->

When Did tarzen

When Did tarzen think when he Saw a dead cheetah ??????

WoW! New UNDERWEAR !!!!!!!

"Ishq Karne Se Pehle Us Ka Anjam Dekh Lo"

"Ishq Karne Se Pehle Us Ka Anjam Dekh Lo"

Agr Phir Bhi Samaj Na Aaye To
Film ''Ghajini'' or ''Tere naam'' dekh lo.

raozay daro

Rozay daro
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Halka haath rakhna aftari haay walima nahin

why u r so intelligent?

"Think"
Why u r so sweet?
Why u r so intelligent?
Why u r so innocent?
Why u r so lucky?

Ab hum se salaam duaa ka kuch tu asar ho ga na ... =P ;->

aik pathan job k liye

Ek Pathan job k Liye Form Fill kr Raha Tha,
Form mein eik Option tha k Aap ka Star Kya Hai?

Pathan ki samjh me Nahi Aaya

Usne kisi aur k Form main Dekha.
Us ne Apny star ki Option me Cancer likha huwa Tha.

Pathan ne kuch Socha,
Phir Apny Form Per Bawaseer Likh Dia. :-)

''"Main Kal ja Raha Tha"

''"Main Kal ja Raha Tha"
K Meri Chappal Toot Gayi
Ab Chappal To Mochi Seeta Hai
Seeta To Darzi Bhi Hai
Darzi To Kapre Seeta Hai
Kapre To Rangeen Hote Hein
Hai
Safaid To Dhoodh Bhi Hota Hai
Dhoodh To Bhens Deti Hai
Bhens To Kali Hoti Hai
Kala To Bangali Bhi Hota Hai
Bangali To Pan Khata Hai
Pan To Lal Hota HRangeen To Lota Bhi Hota Hai
Lota To Bathroom Mein Hota Hai
Bathroom Mein To Nal Bhi Hota Hai
Nal To Lohe Ka Hota Hai
Lohe Ki To Istri Bhi Hoti Hai
Istri''

if gal vomits her p

If Gal Vomits, Her Parents Asks-Kon Tha Wo

Kamina?

If Boy Vomits-Kamine,

Kahan Pikar Aya He?

MORAL:No Mattr Who Vomits,

Boys R Alwys Kamina

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''Kuch is tarah Usne

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