Jo Mujhe Abhi Msg Na Bheje Wo . . . ? ? ?

Jo Mujhe Abhi Msg Na Bheje Wo . . . ? ? ?
Jo Mujhe Abhi Msg Na Bheje
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Wo Thori Der Baad Bhej Sakta Hai
Koi Tension Nahi Hai . . . ;->
  

May, 19 2010     223 chars (2 sms)     3036 views       Funny

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koi nahee hai.Dekha sms pardna b barda Mushkil hai.
IF




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NEED






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THAN









JOIN










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''Sher'' Tha



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To



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