Jo Mujhe Abhi Msg Na Bheje Wo . . . ? ? ?

Jo Mujhe Abhi Msg Na Bheje
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Wo Thori Der Baad Bhej Sakta Hai
Koi Tension Nahi Hai . . . ;->

May, 19 2010 223 chars (2 sms) 2689 views Funny

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Jo Mujhe Abhi Msg Na Bheje Wo . . . ? ? ?

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