1 memon mutthi me

1 memon mutthi me
1 memon mutthi me ropiya lie jaraha tha

Thori der bad mutthi kholi hatheli
pe pasina dekh kr memon bola

Na ro mere rupay me

tujhe hergiz kharch nhi kroga.. ;->
  

May, 14 2010     173 chars (2 sms)     2628 views       Funny

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Tab tak pyar se pyar na karu, Jab tak pyar ap se pyar na kare
or pyar ap se pyar kare tu pyar ko itna karu k pyar kisi se pyar na kare
“SONEHRI BAAT”
“NAIKI” Kar K Aisy bhool jaaya
Karo
Jaisay
Log
“Shadi” Kr k Muskrana Bhol jaaty Hain..
''A Dog Fell In Love
With a Cat
Bt
Dog''s Parents
Refusd Cat
Gues Why?
They Gave a Solid Reason




Ladki To MUCHHO Wali hai''
Jo
Ho Gaya
Wo Ho Gaya
Jo
Hona Hoga
Wo Hoga
Or Jo Nahi
Hona Hai
Wo Nahi Hoga
Q K Jo
Hona Hai
Wo Tu
Hoga Hi Hoga
Ab Dekhna Hai
K Kia
Hoga..?
OR
Kia Nahi
Hoga
Hönay Ko Tu
Kuch Bhi Hoga
Yahi
Sochna Hai
K Kia
Hoga..?
Agar
Kuch Hoga
Tu Theek
Hoga OR
Nahi Hoga
Tu Bhi Theek
Hoga
OR
Theek Nahi Hoga
Tu Kuch
Kaisay Theek
Ho Ga..?
Ab AAP Batao K Aagay Kia Hoga..?
Kisi Or
Ko
AAP
Bhi
Bhejo
Acha
Time Pass Hoga
Nai ho ga tu wo pagal ho ga.... ;->
Behind every successful man,
There is a woman...
And
Behind every unsuccessful man,
There are two.....
Everybody Wants

Some 1 Special

Some 1 Nice

Some 1 Cute

Some 1 Smart

Some 1 Sweet

Some 1 Honest





Tabhi Tou Main Kahoon
Ye Dunya Mere Peeche Kion Pari Hy . . . ;->
New scheme of school and college holidays

Summer vacations



Eid holidays



Winter holidays


And neW season of holidays
TALIBAN HOLIDAYS.:-D;-)
ThErE iS a DiFfErEnCe
Of OnE lEtTeR iN ThE
sPeLlInGs Of
NeW eLeCtEd AmErIcAn
PrEsIdEnT & WoRlD''s
MoSt WaNtEd TeRrOrIsT ...


>> OBAMA

>> OSAMA ...
Zardari Celebrating His
Victory Singing ...

"Bachna Ae Ghareebo''n
Lo Main Aa Gaya
Fasaad Ka Aashiq
Aman Ka Dushman
Apni Ada Hy
Bibi Se Juda .. Hey Ho " =D =P
Life is chemistry:

Dilute your sorrows evaporate your worries
Filter your mistakes boil your ego
&
You will find crystals of love, joy and happiness in pure form..... :->
How to ask your Boss for a salary increase..?



Dear Bo$$
In thi$ life, we all need $ome thing$ mo$t de $perately. I think you $hould be under $tanding of the need$ of your worker$ who have given $ o much $upport including $weat and $ervice to your company .

I am $ure you will gue $$ what I mean and re$pond $oon . . . ;->
Qeyamat ke din, farishton ne kaha ke sub apne apne gunah likhien, sub likh rahey they, Keh achanak aap ki aawaz aai......
EXTRA SHEET PLS..!