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"HumAyuN" Is A

SMS STAR.!!

May, 14 2010 154 chars (1 sms) 3909 views Funny

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There was this guy

There was this guy who told his woman that he loved her so much that he would go through hell for her.

They got married and now he is going through hell.

Dil Ki Galiyon Main Dhoonda

Dil Ki Galiyon Main Dhoonda Tou Sunsaan Paya

Har Mor Pe Dekha Tou Kuch Nazar Na Aaya

Chalte Chalte Yunhi Yaad Aaya

Kaafi Waqt Hua Aap Ka Koi Sms Nahi Aaya . . . ;->

Ek Faqeer Bachi Se

Ek Faqeer Bachi Se

ALLAH K Naam Par De Beta

Bachi
Main Beta Nahi Beti Hun

Faqeer: ALLAH K Naam Par De Beti

Bachi
Mera Naam Nusrat Hai

Faqeer: ALLAH K Naam Par De Nusrat

Bachi
Mera Pora Naam: Nusrat Parveen Hai

Faqeer: ALLAH K Naam Par De Nusrat Parveen

Bachi: Ye Hui Na Baat
Ab Maaf Karo Baba

Pakistani m0vies Fl0p Q h0ti hYn?

Pakistani m0vies Fl0p Q h0ti hYn?

Bec0z j0 Act0r Hain Wo Hak0mat Sanmbhal k Bethay hYn.

Top 5 Answer U Got When U Propose A Girl. . .

Top 5 Answer U Got When U Propose A Girl. . .
1- No!
2- I M Sorry
3- R U Mad?
4- V R Friends
5- Lekin Mei To hAmY Se. . . . .:-)

The best way to releave stress is

The best way to
releave stress is

To put your head on
the table, snooze,
yawn and say loud ...

"Bhaar Main Jaye
Company ..." ;->

jab hota hai tera deedaar

Jab Hota Hai Tera Deedaar,
Dil Dharakta Hai Baar Baar.

Wah Wah

Jab Hota Hai Tera Deedaar,
Dil Dharakta Hai Baar Baar.

Aadat Se Majboor Ho Tum,
Janay Kab Maang Lo Udhaar. :-)

2 men were talking!

2 men were talking!

1st Said- I got married Bcoz I was tired of Eating out, Cleaning house, n doing laundry work.

2nd said- I took divorce 4 d same Reason ;->

intelligent Boy

Boy: I L U

Girl: Can You Please Spell It Out Just Makes It More Special (:

Boy: Im Leaving You -___-

:DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

Interview 4 New Admission

USA School Interview 4 New Admission
.
Tech:Who is ur Dad?
.
His Mom: Plz ask simple questions!

aaj tum nein mujh sey

aaj tum nein mujh sey bad tameezee kee thee, mujhe pata hai k tum boht afsurda ho ghey aur pareshan b aur yeh soch rahey ho ghey k mujh ko kaisa manao ghey

to mein batata hoon

"Chalein KFC"?

HEIGHT OF COURAGE:

HEIGHT OF COURAGE:

A Senior student during ragging says:

"On ur marriage I will kiss ur wife."

Junior: "Ok fine sir,

but i''m going to marry ur sister!"

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