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May, 14 2010 154 chars (1 sms) 3999 views Funny

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teacher who is the

Teacher: who is the father of ibn-e-sinna?
pathan soch mai gumm

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John Cena

Pehli bar ksi chehre pe nigah thehri hy

Pehli bar ksi chehre pe nigah thehri hy

Uski ankhein sagar se b zada gehri hyn

Thak gya apne pyar ka izhar krte krte,

Täb pata chlä ullu ki path''thi behri hy!

''A rupee is easy 2 earn...

''A rupee is easy 2 earn...
but a smile is hard 2 find...
rupee loses its value...
smile increases its worth..
i lost a rupee when i sms u...
but who cares!
i won ur smile...''

School Life Is RELIANCE

School Life Is RELIANCE ''Kar Lo Dunia Muthi Me''

College Life Is AIRTEL ''Aisi Aazadi Or Kaha''

Married Life Is IDEA ''Jo Badal De Aapki

Zindagi K MUSHKIL Aur DUSHWAR

Zindagi K
MUSHKIL
Aur
DUSHWAR
Raaston Par
Kon Aap Ka
Saath Nibhata Hai ?
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Aap Ka Dost ?
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Ya Aap Ka Humsafar
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G Nahi

Sirf Aur Sirf

Aap Ki

CHAPPAL . . . . ;->

Rabb Kare Sade Yaar

Rabb Kare Sade Yaar Muskraunde Rehen,
Sohnia Nu Tarpaunde Rehen,
Yara Nal Mehfila V Launde Rehan,
Kuri Na Fase Koi Gal Ni, Customer Care Nal Kam Chalaunde Rehan.

Bilkul Apne Chhote Bhai Ki Tarah

Arz he,
Samandar Me Gehraai
Ki Tarah

Pyar Me Judai Ki Tarah

Khuda Kare Apki Girlfrnd Apko Rakhe

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Bilkul Apne Chhote Bhai Ki Tarah!!

Nazar Se Aap Ne Muje

Nazar Se Aap Ne Muje Jo Current Mara Hy,

Boht Buland Boht Unt Shunt Mara Hy,

Smjho Aise K Jaise Dil K Rkshy Ko,

Truck Ne Puray Ka Pura Front Mara Hy.. :p ;->

Philosophy of life..

Philosophy of life..

At the beginning of relationship, every girl treats her boyfriend as GOD, Later somehow
alphbets get reversed..

Wife: I wish I was a newspaper

Wife: I wish I was a newspaper
so I would be in ur hands allday.

Husband: I too wish that u were
a newspapers so I could have
a new one everyday.

Vijay: Mere pas

Vijay: Mere pas gaadi hai, bangla hai, ijjat hai, paisa hai.
tumhare paas kya hai?

Ravi: Mere pas bhi gaadi hai, bangla hai, ijjat hai, paisa hai.

Vijay : abey to phir MAA kiske paas hai ?!?

qarz e hasna kisay kehte hain

Teacher:

"Qarz-e-Hasna kisay kehte hain"?

Pathan:

"Jab Qarz denay wala paise wapis mangay, aur qarz Lene wala HANS day, to usay Qarz-e-Hasna kehte hen"!

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