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May, 14 2010 154 chars (1 sms) 2917 views Funny

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Jab Sher(Lion) 3 Dafa

Jab Sher(Lion) 3 Dafa Dhaarta Hai to Kia Hota Hai...............?
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Any Guess''s......?
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Ok I''ll Tell U....
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Tom N Jerry Shroo Hota Hai Duffer........ :)

''Tera Hone Laga Hon Remix:

''Tera Hone Laga Hon Remix:

Failing in the Tests is Like a New Trend in the Coaching.
SIR feel Me. Sir Feel Me.

Thinking About the Fun We Making and the Sheet We Sharing.
SIR Heal Me. SIR Heal Me.

Ayi Jo Meri Supplee Supplee. Mera to Bura Haal Hua.
Ammi Se Pare Joote Joote.

Abbu Ka Bhi Jalal Hua,
FAAAAil. Hota Raha Hon. Jab Bhi Parha Hun. Fail He Hua Hon.

chinese scientists ne tehkikat k baad

Chinese scientists ne tehkikat k baad
yeh inkeshaf kya hai ,
k surmaee chupkali ko agar ubal ker dhoop main sukha ker ,
papar jesa karunchi hone k baad khaya jae to us se ...

ulti ajaegi.. =P ;->

Some Of The Unrefusable

Some Of The Unrefusable Facts Of Today''s World.
Today We Have Bigger Houses But Small Families,
More Degrees But Less Common Sense,
Advanced Medicines But Poor Health,
Touched Moon But No Contact With Our Neighbours,
High Income But Less Peace Of Mind,

Free Sms''s But No Intention To Send Anyone.. =P ;->

Gabbar: Kitne admi they?

Gabbar: Kitne admi they?
Sambha: Sardar 2
Gabbar: Mujhe ginti nahin aati, 2 kitne hote hain?
Samba: Sardar 2, 1 ke baad aata hai
Gabbar: Aur 2 ke pehle?
Samba: 2 k pehle 1 aata hai.
Gabbar: To beech mein kaun ata hai?
Samba: Beech mein koi nahi aata>
Gabbar:: To phir dono ek saath kyun nahin aate?
Samba: 1 k baad hi 2 aa sakta hai, kyun ki 2, 1 se bada hai.
Gabar: 2, 1 se kitna bada hai?
Samba: 2, 1 se 1 bada hai.
Gabbar: Agar 2, 1 se 1 bada hai to 1, 1 se kitna bada hai?
Samnba: Sardar maine aapka namak khaya hai, mujhe goli maar

U May Be BuSy,

U May Be BuSy,

U May Be Engaged

With Lots Of Works.

U Have 1440 min Per day.

Atleast For 1 min

Think

Kahin Aap K Sms Na Kerne Pe Koi Aap Ko Galiyan Na De Rha Ho . . . ;->

''1 Sardar Electrical Engineer ki post ke liye

''1 Sardar Electrical Engineer ki post ke liye INTERVIEW dene gaya?
interviewer ne poucha Electric Motor kese chalti he

Sardar BOLA

Turrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr.''

top seven funny sms characters by rank

Top SEVEN funny SMS characters, by rank:

<[;-{) Pathan

#:@ Sardar

[]:-( Fraz

{:-< Zardari

;^O Shaikh

B~) Meera

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d;^> Pappu

Tu kia samjha k main TERA nam laine lagga hon,
nahe JAn|x abhi tou itna mashoor nai hua... =P ;->

Raat ko Pocha Mujhse cHanD sitaron Ne,

Raat ko Pocha Mujhse cHanD sitaron Ne,

Tujhe BhuLa DiYa keYa Tere Jigri Yaron Ne,

Mene B Muskurate Howe Keh diYa,

Lage Honge Kamine BachiYan Phansane Main..

''Kal"RAAT"

''Kal"RAAT"
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Buhat Dino Baad
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Kitaab Kholi To Ehsaas Huwa???
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Ay V nai Anda Ay V nai Anda
Tay Ay V nai Anda=))''

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Sometimes When We Cry,No One see r tears, ;-(

Wen we r woried
No One see r pain,
:-(

Wen We r happy
No One see r smile, :-D

Aur
js din result ata hy tou P0ra khandaan phone kr k puchta hy kaisa rha result.

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<)'(>
_/ \_ Dekh yr tbi gusa ata hy:

''How do you

''How do you save a man from drowning? Take yer foot of his head.''

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