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Aishwrya Is A
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Saniya Mirza
Is A
Tenis Star

Wasim Is A
Criket Star
And
"HumAyuN" Is A

SMS STAR.!!

May, 14 2010 154 chars (1 sms) 3396 views Funny

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Hello..!

Hello..!

This is A.T.D (Any Time Disturbance) Service

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We Specialize in Disturbing And Irritating People at Odd Times!!

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Hope The Goal is Achieved...

Thank You..!

''Police ki maar se koi mar to nahi jata

''Police ki maar se koi mar to nahi jata

"Faraz"

Han mager uthne baithne k andaz badal jatay hain!''

Life main ek baat hameshan yaad rakhna

Life main ek baat hameshan yaad rakhna
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cream biscuit main cream hoti hai

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tiger biscuit main tiger nahi hota...

To live a life,

To live a life, one n eeds brains, reflex, perception, looks, IQ, knowledge,way of ______expression & many more mental
qualities. Hats off 2 u coz u manage 2 live without them

Kesay Ho Ab?

Kesay Ho Ab?

Theek Ho?

Dard Ho Raha Hay?

Pain Killer Tablets Letay Rehna

Hajiyon Ne Bohot Mara Ho Ga Na Pathron Se
Kya Karen Is K Baghair Hajj Nahi Hota.

Mom kya aapne

Mom kya aapne mujhe paida hone se pehle dekha tha ??
Mom: Nahi to !
Kid: To phir paida hone ke baad aapne mujhe pehchana kaise ???

What did Tarzan

What did Tarzan think when he saw a dead cheetah??
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Yuppie.... New Shorts . . . ;->

School Me Ek Bacha Chaku

School Me Ek Bacha Chaku
Liye Ghum Raha Tha..

Sir Ne Pucha,Chaku Liye Kyo
Ghum Rahe Ho..?

Bachha:
GARIB HU SIR,REVOLVER
Kaha Se Laun..?

hello.. hello.. hello..

hello..

hello..

hello..

hello..

Aawaaz nahin aa rahi?

HELLO...?

ab aawaaz ayi?

Ab bhi nahin?..

..Aawaaz ayege bhi kaise?

Pagal ye to sms aya hai!:-)

Jatt Proposes to a Girl :

Jatt Proposes to a Girl :

Kutta mar gaya razai vich…
Main paagal ho gaya teri judai vich…
Fernail te machar beh nai sakda
Te main tere bin reh nahi sakda!!

Saving Is

Saving

Is

The Best

Thing ...

Specially

When

Your

Parents

Have

Done

It

For

You ... ;->

Aik Intahaee Educational Shair Arz Hai...

Aik Intahaee Educational Shair Arz Hai...

Honthon Pe Hai Lipstick Aur Naina Kajal Se Lais,

Neutralization Is The Reaction Of Acid With Base... =P ;->

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