Twinkle Twinkle

Twinkle Twinkle
Little Star

Aishwrya Is A
Film Star

Saniya Mirza
Is A
Tenis Star

Wasim Is A
Criket Star
And
"HumAyuN" Is A

SMS STAR.!!

May, 14 2010 154 chars (1 sms) 3611 views Funny

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1 man goes to

1 man goes to coffee shop, orders a coffee..
Waiter takes the order goes across the table n does some ishara.
& after some time brings the bill.
Man asks what about the coffee, you did some ishara n got me the bill.?

Waiter replies, "Samajhdar k liye ishara he coffee hai"...

zardari k baap ka pa

Zardari k Baap ka pata chal Gaya hai..
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hA hA hA....
April FoOoOoL :-)
Abhi nahin pata chala..!!

Ur Friendship Means So Much To Me . . .

Ur Friendship Means So Much To Me . . .

That

If V Were Da Last People
On A Sinking Ship. . .

N V Have A Single Life Jacket
Den I Will . . .

I Will Miss U Yaar . . .

What Happens When The Elephant Sat On The Mercedes Car ... ???

What Happens When
The Elephant Sat On
The Mercedes Car ... ???
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Everyone Knows

"The Mercedes bends" ;->

1 pathen n other

1 pathen n other pathan were watchin a cricket match. When Afridi hits a boundary.
1st pathan: Kya Goal mara.
2nd pathan : Raha na bewakoof ka bewakoof, Goal ismein nahin cricket mein hota hai

The Mark Of A True M.B.A Is That

The Mark Of A
True M.B.A Is That

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He Is Often Wrong

But

Seldom In Doubt ... ;->

''BAAP:Me

''BAAP:Men Ne Tumse Kaha Tha k Agr Tum ne B.Com Kr Liya to Tumhen CAR kharid Kar Doon Ga Magr tum Fail Hogae,Tum Ne Sara Saal Kia Kya?
BETA:Men CAR Sikhta Rha..

Aj me bohat udas hon

Aj me bohat udas hon koi mujy tang na kary

lykin me to kar sakhta hn na :-p

Boy: From D day im ur frnd,

Boy: From D day im ur frnd,

i m not able 2 eat,drink,smoke.

Girl: how sweet,so u r madly in LOVE

wit me!

Boy: SHUT UP,

U made my pocket empty....

What do you call

What do you call a soldier''s wife climbing the stairs??
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"Chadti Jawani" !!!

Before you judge a person,

Before you
judge a person,

Walk a Mile in

His Shoes
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Who cares?

He''s a Mile away & the shoes r urs!

Take them & Run;-)

fight between teeth tongue

Once there was Fight between teeth & tongue;

teeth: manay zra sa dabana hai or tumhari cheekh nikal aani hai

t0ngue:manay th0ri si bakwas karni hai or tum 32 k 32 bahir ho gay:-D

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