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May, 14 2010
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Dil Ki Bato''n Main Aana Acha Lagta Hai
Dil Ki Bato''n Main Aana Acha Lagta Hai
Kurri Ko Le K Date Pe Jana Acha Lagta Hai
Shaadi Se Pehle Dil Ko Bhaate HYn Sangeet
Baad Me Tou QOMI TARANA Acha Lagta Hai ;->
"~"loVe"~"
"~"loVe"~"
Starts Frm Eyes,
Grows With Gifts,
Ends With Tears
But 2day
''''loVe"
Starts Frm Mobiles,
Grows Wd Balance Share,
Ends Wd
Number Buzy;)
Sorry to disturb
Sorry to disturb u but i got ur number from Hamy''S cell, could u plz inform him that he left his cell phone, last nitght on my bed, Kareena kapoor........
Dog:Where are you going?
Dog:Where are you going?
Ant:My rakhi brother the elephant has met with an accident.
Since we have the same blood group,
I am going to donate some blood for him.
NURSE kept SARDAR’S
NURSE kept SARDAR’S FINGER in HER MOUTH
after BLOOD TEST.
THEN SARDAR STARTED DANCING .
NURSE:y r u DANCING.
SARDAR:next is URINE TEST
Husbnd:Kya Tumne Mujhe KUTTA Kaha?
Husbnd:Kya Tumne Mujhe KUTTA Kaha?
No Ans.
Husbnd Again Asks, No Ans.
Then Again He Asks,
Wife: Nahi Kaha.
Plz Ab Bhoka Na Bandh Karo :D
1 adm ne pathan se
1 Adm¡ Ne Pathan Se Pocha App Ka Lucky Day Kn Sa Ha . . ?
Pathan Basant Jub Sare Bache Chaat Pe Hote Hai
Father says to Son...
Father says to Son...
"You are mature enough now...
I will allow you to start smoking if you want to."
Son, "Thanks dad, but I quit two years ago"......
What is Éduçati0n ?FU
What is Éduçati0n ?
Educati0n is an 0raganised system thr0ugh whch we waste 0ne half 0f our life t0 learn h0w 2 waste the remaning half 0f 0ur life.
Teacher
Teacher : Hame Gariboon K Sath Hamesha Piyar K Sath Paish Ana Chahiye
Kid : Acha Ab Aya Samjh Main !!
Teacher : Kya
yeh aaj ki khabar hai.
yeh aaj ki khabar hai...hamaare news reporter ab ullu ke gaav gaye hai...unki khabar kal pata chalegi..
tab tak suniye ye gaanaa..
"ting tinnngg tintingggg
o ooohh ohh ohhh ohhhhch
aye saalaa, abhi abhi,
huaa yakeen........"
When Ever You Are
When Ever You Are Surrounded By Disappointment And Couldnt Find Any Hope Then Remember
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Pio Cocacola Aur Karo
Bb R R R R R R R R R R R R R R.
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