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Little Star

Aishwrya Is A
Film Star

Saniya Mirza
Is A
Tenis Star

Wasim Is A
Criket Star
And
"HumAyuN" Is A

SMS STAR.!!

May, 14 2010 154 chars (1 sms) 3407 views Funny

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sabhi pakistan waasiyo se

Sabhi Pakistan Waasiyo se ye Binti ki Jaati Hai k.

Urdu Bhasha Bolty Samay Hindi Shabdon ka Prayog Na Karen.

Aur Shudh Urdu K Prayog ko Jeevan ka Ang Bana Len.

Dhanyawad!

Lover Gives Love

Lover Gives Love

Father Gives Protection

Mother Gives Life

But A Real Frnd Gives

Nice Girls Cell #''s

Dat is frndship

Now It''s A Gud Chance

Prove Ur Frndship ;->

Free stay Free breakfast

Free stay Free breakfast Free lunch Free dinner Free trust Free security Don''t loose this opportunity just dial 15 & say ULLU K PATHAY

I Proud Being Ur Friend

I Proud Being Ur Friend
Bcoz
U’re
L+A+N+T+I

L = Luvly

A = Attractive

N = Noble

T = Tangible

I = Intelligent

In Short You Are 100 %
LANTI Friend ;->

The theory of reverse

The theory of reverse dynamics:When a man becomes rich, he becomes naughty...when a woman becomes naughty, she becomes rich...

Loadsheding . . . . .

31 December ko
is Sal Karachi
Mien Loadshiding
Ka Akhri Din
Hoga!!!

Bohat Bohat
Mubarak Ho!

Congratulation!

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Baqi Loadsheding
Agley Saal
1st January 2012
Se start Hogi!!!

hum aur aap

Hum "MOHABBAT" wale,
Ap husn wale

Hum "DIL" wale,
Ap dolat wale

Hum "SMS" krne wale
OR Ap sirf
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Free me parh k "MUSKURANEY" waley...!!

What would u call

What would u call the knee of a madhu makkhi ? ?

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Socho socho

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U know it,
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Bolo bolo

.Ansr: BI-KI-NI !!..(bee ki knee)

When u feel depressed

When u feel depressed, confused or hurt.
Don’t worry stand in front of a mirror,
u will find the best one to solve your problem.
TRUST YOURSELF.

Kid: Aunty,mummy ne chini mangi hai.

Kid: Aunty,mummy ne chini mangi hai.

Aunty chini dete hue,"achha aur kya kaha mumy ne?

Kid: Agar woh kamini na de,to Pinky aunty se le aana

aaj k baad jis kisi

Aaj k Baad Jis Kisi Ko
Bhi 10 Number Ka
Joota Chahiye Wo Is
Terha Maangey k
Mujhy

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"BUSH NUMBERI"
Joota Chahiye ... ;->

One day de

One day de Fat Ram Singh visits Dietitian..

Doctor Said: Run 8 Km for 300 days...

Ater 300 days Ram Singh ne phone kiya....

sir mein slim ho gayi..lekin

Doctor: lekin..?

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2400 km away from home...!

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