You don''t love

You don''t love
You don''t love a woman because she is beautiful, she is beautiful because you love her
  

May, 20 2010     88 chars (1 sms)     2000 views       Funny

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Billgates: Giv Me An Idea To Becom Poor.

Friend :Make 1 English Film With Mithun.

Billgates:I Asked Idea To Become Poor,Not A Beggar
1 Dehati Aurat Check Cash Kerwany Bank Gaee.
Clerk:Yahan Sign Karo.
Aurat:Kaise?
Clerk: Jaisy Khat K Aakhir Mei Likhte Hain.
She Wrote:
Faqat
Ap K
Munnay Ki MAA
DUSHMAN wo jo marwa de,TAKLEEF wo jo tarpa de,TEACHER wo jo saza de,OUNG wo jo sula de,HADSA wo jo dara de,DOST wo jo DOST ko 250 wala card dalwa dehru?
Programming 2day
Is A Race b/w

Software Engineers Striving

To Build Bigger And Better Idiot-Proof Programs

And

The Universe Trying To Produce Bigger And Better Idiots.

So Far, The Universe Is Winning ... ;->
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U have Just Watched My New Film:


TAARE MOBiLE PAR . . . ;->
Doctor: your husband needs rest and peace. Here are some sleeping pills.

Wife: When must I give them to him?

Doctor: They are for you . . . ;->
Ek Mota Admi Bazaar Me Phir Raha Tha,
4 Bachay Us Ka Peecha Kr Rahay Thay,
Admi Ne Ruk Kr Pocha Mera Pecha Kyun Kr Rahay Ho?

Bachay Bolay:Uncle Hum Peecha Nahi Kr Rahay,
Balkay Hum Apki Chaon Me Chal Rahay Hain.
Kid: Ammi aaj abbu ne bus main mujhse kaha k Aunty ko bethne k liye jaga de do.
Mom: Phir tumne jaga di?
Kid: No.
Mom: Q?
Kid: Main to khud abbu ki goad main betha tha.

Please Is Number Se Aanay Wali Koi Call Recieve Na Karen.

For God Sake!

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03216307893 (Sender Number)


Balkay Thori Ghairat Dikha Kar Khud Call Kar Len. :-)
" Aisi Konsi Jagha hai Jaha Mard or Auraat dono k baal "CRUELY" Hotye hain "


Kiya ??

Socho ??

Ek chance or lo ?

You dirty mind ...


ans: AFRICA


IMPORTANCE OF PERCENTAGE

BOY-tumhare 12th me kitney percentage the?
GIRL-97%

BOY-Baap re
Itney me to kisi gareeb k 2 bacche pass ho jate
What is Love???




The force that makes two people sit in the middle of the bench when there is alot of space on the sides of it . . . ;->