Before marriage: roses are red sky is blue

Before marriage:
roses are red
sky is blue
i luv u..

After marriage:
roses are dead
i have flu
don''t cum near
paray hat tu;-)

so enjoy unmarried life...

May, 25 2010 166 chars (2 sms) 3378 views Funny

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Sardarji is not sleeping

Sardarji is not sleeping with his wife! these days
Guess why?
because somebody had told him that
it is wrong to sleep with married women.

Aaj ek mukabla ho rha

Aaj ek mukabla ho rha.
Mukablay main bohat say log hisa lay rhe hain.
Is ki entry fees koi bhi nhi hay.
Is main hr ek kay liye dawate aam hay.
Jetnay walay ko 500 rupay milay gay.
Mukabla yeah hay kay kon is number pr
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Ziada easy load krwata hay.
Best of luck... =P ;->

nature rich

u get rich naturally as u grow old:silver in ur hair, gold in ur teeth, sugar in ur blood, stones in ur kidney & never supply of GAS...:-p :D

pathan in urdu

Teacher: Translate into Urdu.

"She is Kidding"

Pathan: Woh Bachay Day Rahi Hai.

''Can A Kangaroo Jump

''Can A Kangaroo Jump

Higher Than A Effiel Tower?

Ans:
Yes Bcoz
D Effiel Tower
Cannot jump''

wOt wilL jYoti cAll h3r

wOt wilL jYoti cAll h3r grAndAughter???
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s|mpLe-"pOti" :-D

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Beautiful Girls Don''t Like to Study

Beautiful Girls Don''t Like to Study Because....

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They Knows K Dunya K Kisi Konay Main.

Koi Na Koi Gadha, Unke Liye Parh He Raha Hoga. :-)

To be a “Good professional”,

To be a “Good professional”,
always start to study late for “Exams”.
Because it teaches how to manage “Time”
and tackle “Emergencies”!!

dinner should be light

Sardar:
Why Are You Standing Below
A Tube Light With An Open Mouth?

Pathan:
Because My Doctor Advised Me
Today's Dinner Should Be Light.:-)

mumbai attacks kay b

Mumbai attacks kay baad Pakistan ney bhi India ko apni MOST WANTED LIST bhej di hai......
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PUNJAB demand PRIYANKA CHOPRA

BALOCHISTAN demands KAREENA. KAPOOR

NWFP desperatly and urgently wants SHAHID
KAPOOR... =P ;->

"Sunehri Baat"

"naiki" kar ke aisy bhool jaaya karo
jaisy
log math ka paper dekh kar muskrana bhool jaaty hen......:)

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Before marriage: roses are red sky is blue

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