Before marriage: roses are red sky is blue

Before marriage:
roses are red
sky is blue
i luv u..

After marriage:
roses are dead
i have flu
don''t cum near
paray hat tu;-)

so enjoy unmarried life...

May, 25 2010 166 chars (2 sms) 3064 views Funny

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Tab MOBILE Tha Kya?
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aik bandar ka bacha apni maan say:

aik bandar ka bacha apni maan say:
maa main itna badsurat kyon hoon

maa beta khuda ka shukar karo aur,
usay dheko jo message pardh raha hai

This is nOT msg endigz...

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AK minute k liye duniya me burey kaam ruk

AK minute k liye duniya
me burey kaam ruk
gaey he

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Batao kio

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B''coz

"SHETAAN"is waqt sms
parh raha he:-p

A Woman Is Sitting At A Bench In Park........

A Woman Is Sitting At A Bench In Park........

A Man Approches her & Said: Hi, Honey. Want A Little Company........?

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Sardar Learning English, Introduces His family at a Party

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Hi i''m Sardar,

This is my sardarni

He is My Kid

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Jab barish hoti hai, Tum yaad aate ho.

Jab barish hoti hai, Tum yaad aate ho.
Jab kali ghata chaye, Tum yaad ate ho,

Jab bheegte hain tum yaad aate ho,
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kisan gadi me gehun le ja raha tha

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Kisan: Gehun

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Dusre Ki Biwi Ko 20% Kamai Dene Pe 100% Sukh Milta Hai

i always pray 4u that

I always pray 4u that.

May ur life b bright & sunny
& ur partner b fat & funny

May ur life b filled wid roses
&
U have children with pheeni pheeni noses.

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Before marriage: roses are red sky is blue

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