Before marriage: roses are red sky is blue

Before marriage: roses are red sky is blue
Before marriage:
roses are red
sky is blue
i luv u..

After marriage:
roses are dead
i have flu
don''t cum near
paray hat tu;-)

so enjoy unmarried life...
  

May, 25 2010     166 chars (2 sms)     2769 views       Funny

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They Say

One Out Of Every 4
People Are Crazy


Think Of Your
3 Closest Friends



If They Seem Normal ,




You Are This One .... ;->
Pathan Ne Apne Dost Ko
Apna Mobile Dia Aur Kaha :

"Kocha ! Plz Meri Girl Friend Ko Sms
Send Ker Do , Humara
Hand-Writing Bohat Kharab Hy" ;->
Amir Khan ne
3 IDIOTS mai Table pr Delivery Kr K Konsa Karnama Kardiya!!
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Hum Pakistaniyo Ne Tu Rickshay Mai Delivery Kar Dali... =P

GEO PAKISTANI ;)
Teachr: Wat Is Ur Father?

Stdnt : I.C.S. In Summer
&
P.C.S. In Winter.

Tchr: Wats Dat?

S:Ice Cream Seller In Summr
&
Pakoda Chat Seller In Winter


Wh8''s d difference b/w
unethical & ethical
advrtising?

Unethical advrtising
uses falsehood 2
deceive d Public,
Ethical advertising uses
truth 2 deceive d
public ;)
Pessenger :

Agr Sub Trains Late Hon To Time Table Ka Kya Faida ?



Phatan :
Agr Sb Trains Waqt Per Hon To Waiting Room Ka Kya Faida . .
;-P
1 aadmi bhagta hua bus me charha or zor se chillaya
"khabrdar koi apni jaga se nahi hile ga.....
.
.
.
.
.
.
Manjan wala khud aap k paas aaye ga"
Why do we fall in love?
Experience ki kami.
Why do we break off love?
Patience ki kami.
den y do v want 2 fall in luv again
Dimag ki kami!
"Baby Baby , Yes Mama"
In Punjabi Version ...

"Kakay Kakay
Haan Beybey
Phak Laii Cheeni
Na Beybey
Jhoota Marda
na Beybey
Lawaan Jutti
Na Beybey
Khol Bootha ...

HaHaHa ...
My Life Funda

How 2 forget
love failure.
SMOKING ? no !
DRINKING ? no !
DRUGS ? no !


Then what..?
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JUST LOVE ANOTHER ONE!
Yaro ki yari pe shak nhi karte, jab hum bol rahe ho to bak-bak nahi karte.pareshan karte ho jab hum so rahe hote hainab hum jag rahe hain to SMS nhi karte.
Dekha Mere Sms Ka Kamal ?



Ghanti Baji




Bandar ne Mobile Uthaya




Ab Woh Sms Pahr raha hai




HMmm





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