Before marriage: roses are red sky is blue

Before marriage: roses are red sky is blue
Before marriage:
roses are red
sky is blue
i luv u..

After marriage:
roses are dead
i have flu
don''t cum near
paray hat tu;-)

so enjoy unmarried life...
  

May, 25 2010     166 chars (2 sms)     3103 views       Funny

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Batameez sara msg hi kutar gya..
wrna itna kuch likha tha
Aapki tarif me k pucho hi mat.
Ek Larka Dr Sy Lagta Hai Ma Andha Ho Gya Hon

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Or Kha Nahi Beta Tmhari Ankhein Tu Theek Hain.

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Mujhy Maira Roll Num Kyun Nazar Nahi Aa Rha ?
Girl:”Is dress ka kya price hai.. ??
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Shopkeeper:”Sirf 5 kiss,
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Girl:”Aur us dress ka.. ??
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Shopkeeper:”10 kiss..
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Girl:”Dono dress pack kardo, bill daadi
dengi..:p:p
Hitler bhi Chala Gaya,
Saddam bhi Pakda gaya,
Bin Laden ka bhi pata Nahi,
Tum bhi Dekhte nahi....
Lagta hai dharti per ache din agaye..
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