Before marriage: roses are red sky is blue

Before marriage:
roses are red
sky is blue
i luv u..

After marriage:
roses are dead
i have flu
don''t cum near
paray hat tu;-)

so enjoy unmarried life...

May, 25 2010 166 chars (2 sms) 3185 views Funny

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Long ago,

Long ago, a person who sacrificed his sleep, his family, his food, his laughter.. was called a SAINT!

But,

now he is called a
"HUSBAND" ;-D

Bejaan phool ko khushbu

Bejaan phool ko khushbu dena koi aapse seekhe
Roothe howe ko hasana koi aapse seekhe
Dost banana to har koi janta hai
Dost ko choona lagana koi aapse seekhe... ;->

I always pray 4u that.

I always pray 4u that.

May ur life b bright & sunny
& ur partner b fat & funny

May ur life b filled wid roses
&
U have children with pheeni pheeni noses.

Tumhen Pyar Karna Nahi Aata.

Wife 2 Husband: Tumhen Pyar Karna Nahi Aata.

Husband: To Kya Ye 5 Bache Gamley se Nikle hain? :-p

paad maar dia aur kaha

1 Din Zindagi Ne Mujh Se Poocha:
Tum Apne Dost k 7 Kab Tak Rehna Chahty Ho ?

?

Mene 1 " PAAD " Maar Dia Aur Kaha:

Jab Tak Tum Is Ko Pakar
Na Lo =P ;)

Girlfriend & Police

Girlfriend & Police
Main Kia Baat Common Hay ???
.
.
socho !
.
.
socho !
.
.
Aur Socho !
.
.
Donoo Hi Paisa Kha Kr
Chor Dete Hain !:p

Teacher To Pathan:

Teacher To Pathan: Where Were You Born?

Pathan Proudly Says: In Khyber PakhtonKhua

Teacher: Spell It.

Pathan: I Think I was Born in N.W.F.P. :-)

may u b wot u hope t

MAY U B WOT U HOPE TO B,
C ALL U WANT TO C...
DO ALL WOT U WANT TO
MAY YR EVERY WISH COMES TRUE...
"A VERY HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO U"

VodAFone wALon

VodAFone wALon kA KuttA Aj SubAh he chAL bAsA,

Or
Ab Woh BAndAr se Ad kArvAnA chAhte hAin,

.

.

JÃ¤N!X Tujhe Meri Dosti Ki KAsAm Tuuu nhi jAyegA . . . :p ;->

Dog1 : Main Is Area

Dog1 : Main Is Area Main Naya Aya Hun

Mujhe Yaha K Kutto K Sardar Se Milna Ha¡

Dog 2 : SsSshHh . . !

Chup . . .

Aawaz Mat Karo . .

Boss Msg Parh Rhe Hei

What Do You Call

What Do You Call A Crow Which Is Very Rich??

Crow-Pati (Crore Pati)

biggest mystery of m

Biggest Mystery of Maths:

1000s of years passed,

Millions of theorems derived,

Crores of formulas made,

But stil...

X is unknown!!!

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Before marriage: roses are red sky is blue

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