Masjid ki deewar pe lekha tha ager ap Gunnah se tang aa gaye hain tu Andar a jaye.
Is ke neachay lipstick se lekha tha .. ager nahi tu samnay wale ghar main aa jaye
Man to Doctor: I want to live long, tell me any tricks for this
Doctor: Get married
Man: Then can I live long???
Doctor: No, this desire will no longer stay...