Before marriage: roses are red sky is blue

Before marriage:
roses are red
sky is blue
i luv u..

After marriage:
roses are dead
i have flu
don''t cum near
paray hat tu;-)

so enjoy unmarried life...

May, 25 2010 166 chars (2 sms) 2545 views Funny

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main aap ko kaisa lagta hoon?

2010.
1 class ka bacha apni Miss se kehta hai.
Mai aap ko kaisa lagta hoon?
Miss: So sweet!
Bacha: To phir mai apne ammi abbu ko aap k ghar kab bhejun.
Miss: Wo kyon?
Bacha: Ta''kay wo hamari baat agay chalayen,
Miss: Ye kya bakwaas hai!

Bacha:
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Tution parhne k liye..

chohay ne aik pora suit kutr

=PUre NeWz =

1 Chohay Ne Aik Pora Suit Kutr K Kha Lia Magr Wo pHr bHi Bhok Se Mar gYa,

Q k

Wo sUit

MaLika Sharwat

Ka tha...>>!

1 pathan apna samaa

1 Pathan Apna
Samaan Bag Me Bhar k
GEO k Office Pohanch
Gaya Aur Poocha:
"Wo Baji Kahan Hy Jo
Khabro''n k Beech Me
Kehti Hy Humare Saath
Rahiye Ga"
Hum Us k Saath
Rehne Aaya Hoon.. ;->

Ur sms is electrical

Ur sms is electrical activity of my
Heart...!
Ur miss call is beat of my
Heart...!
Ur call is blood circulation of my
heart...!
So please keep active my
Heart...!

1 admi ke paas 1 kauwa tha

1 admi ke paas 1 kauwa tha
wo bahut naram-mulayam tha
to aadmi uska naam kya rakhega ?
.@
:-C
:''(
:)
;-)
:-)
My-Crow-Soft !

If you drop a woman and a brick out of a plane,

If you drop a woman and a brick out of a plane,
which one would hit
the ground first?

Who Cares?? ..... ;->

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Pthan

Pthan rail ki patri pe leta tha.

Dost ne kaha kya kr rahy ho?

Rail guzri to mr jao ge.

Pthan: Abi upar se jahaz guzra, kuch ni hua,
Rail kya cheez hy..?

MALLIKA dancing public clapping

MALLIKA dancing
public clapping

Remove top
More claps

Removes bra
More claps

Removes panty
SSSilence

Moral of the story
Taali ek hath se nahin
bajti.

I met money.

I met money.

I said u r just a piece of paper.

Money smiled n said

ofcourse i''m a piece of paper

but i havn''t seen a dustbin yet in life.

A Sincere

A

Sincere

Pray

To

"GOD"

"O! God I Don''t Ask
Anything For Me.
Jus Bless My Parents
With
A
Smart
Beautiful
Gorgeous
&
Cute

* Daughter in Law * " ;->

When sum1 touches u & u dont feel it

When sum1 touches u
& u dont feel it

its IGNORANCE

Wen sum1 touches u
& u feel it

its LOVE.

But When nobody touchs u but u feel it

then its KHUJLI... <-;

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Before marriage: roses are red sky is blue

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