Before marriage: roses are red sky is blue

Before marriage:
roses are red
sky is blue
i luv u..

After marriage:
roses are dead
i have flu
don''t cum near
paray hat tu;-)

so enjoy unmarried life...

May, 25 2010 166 chars (2 sms) 3162 views Funny

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aasma pe jitne sitare hein,

aasma pe jitne sitare hein,

ankho mein jitne ishare hein,

samunder ke jitne kinare hein,

Utne hi screw dheele tumhare hein!

wohi jo aaj pakistan ka hai

MISS:Agr Lion ki jga kutta jungle
ka badshah hota
to jungle ka kia haal hota . . ?

Student : Wohi jo aaj Pakistan ka hai . :-

What Happens If An Axe Falls On Your Car .... ?

What Happens
If An Axe Falls On Your
Car .... ?

You Have An Ax-i-dent (accident) ... ;->

2 Hijade Shaadi

2 Hijade Shaadi Ki Badhai Dene Gaye.
Haye-2 Main To 1100 Lungi.Dusri Boli 2100 Lungi.
Piche Se Santa Bola Abey 2310 Le Le Usme FM Bhi Hai.

When Words r not enough,

When Words r not enough,
To express your feelings,
Dont think u r in love,
You just need to ..

Join

English Course. . . ;->

Dont give importance to MONEY

Dont give importance to MONEY

Bcz

It can give u

BED
but not SLEEP

BOOKS
But not BRAIN

CLOTHES
But not BEAUTY

LUXRIES
But not HAPPINESS

so

Transfer it to my account...

Itnay anmol hein k khareed na saka

Itnay anmol hein k khareed na saka koi hum ko Pappu

Heran-o-pareshan hein k ab IPL khelein to khelein kesay.;-)

Teacher: Batao Wo Kon C Chiz Hai

Teacher: Batao Wo Kon C Chiz Hai
Jo Tm Roz Dekh To Sakte
Ho Pr Torr Ni Sakte???

Student: Miss Aapka Mooun.......!! ;)

Door

When one door closes, another door opens.
That's when you realize that
.
..
...
you bought a really bad 2nd hand car!

DoORse dekhA tO

DoORse dekhA tO aNd3 ubAl rAhe tHe

aRre egGs w3r3 bOiling idiOt

DoORse dekhA tO aNd3 ubAl rAhe tHe

pAss gAyA khA liy3

wAise h| bhoOk bAhUt lAgi tHi..!

Once during the tea break

Once during the tea break between india and pakistan match....
Afridi wanted biscuits wid his tea...
Inspite of asking Sachin for the biscuits who was close by to the biscuits plate... He called Inzy who was standin far away....
why so...?

socho.....

socho socho.........

coz "HAQ SE MANGO PRIYA GOLD"... ;-

CHAIN MSG

CHAIN MSG

Baraey Meherbani Es Msg
Ko Itna Fwd Karain K
.
.
Mere Bhai Tak Pohanch Jaey
.
.
.
.
"Oye Ammi Keh Rahi Hain Salan
K Sath 2 Naan Bhi Lay Aana" ;)

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Before marriage: roses are red sky is blue

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