Without u ,life is black and white
Without u ,the world is no hops no light
Without u t can''t go left or right
Without u i lose my sight
Thank u my glasses
Boss: (to employee) - Experts say humor on the job relieves tension in this time of down-sizing, Knock, Knock.
Employee: Who''s there?
Boss: Not you anymore.
Man Tries To Throw A Lady From The Window. She Opposed.
The Crowd Shouts: Stop It, Man! The Lady Is Alive.
The Guy: This Is Not A Lady, This Is My Mother-In-Law.
The Crowd Shouts: Look, She Even Resists.
"Ek idea jo badl de apki duniya..............:P Agar lyf me kabhi aapse koi mistake ho jaye... To 2 min. apni aankhen band karke... . . ... . . . . . . . socho k... Iska ilzaam kispar lagaya jaye.............................:P:p
