Before marriage: roses are red sky is blue

Before marriage:
roses are red
sky is blue
i luv u..

After marriage:
roses are dead
i have flu
don''t cum near
paray hat tu;-)

so enjoy unmarried life...

May, 25 2010 166 chars (2 sms) 3438 views Funny

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By The Time You
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You''ll Realize

You Have Wasted Your Time

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Been Made Fool As Well ... ;->

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Labon Par Khushi Ki Kahani Rahegi

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PATHAN to Doctor: Mujh ko 1 problem hy

PATHAN to Doctor:
Mujh ko 1 problem hy

DOCTOR:
Khy?

Pathan:
Baat krte waqt Aadmi
dikhaai nhi deta.

Doctor:
Esa Kab hota hay?

Pathan:
Phone krte waqt.

Tum Shadi K Baad

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Mujhy

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Msg Parhne Wale Ko Msg Na Kerne K Jurm Main
''''MEMON'''' Karrar Deti Hai

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Study ....

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Get Lower Grades ... ''''

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''''If They Are Snoring
In The Class During
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HUTCH K CEO Ne Mujhse Kaha Agr Tum Meri Ladki Ko Pata Lo To Apna Naam Badal Dunga

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jo Car ka number hai wohi admi ka
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Answer: Nawassi [2 9 89 [Nawasi]]

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Aata Ab Saashay Pack Me Bhi dAstiaAb hAi.

shohar ko mukamal aram ki zaroorat hai

Doctor:
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kis waqt doon?

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Before marriage: roses are red sky is blue

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