Before marriage: roses are red sky is blue

Before marriage:
roses are red
sky is blue
i luv u..

After marriage:
roses are dead
i have flu
don''t cum near
paray hat tu;-)

so enjoy unmarried life...

May, 25 2010 166 chars (2 sms) 2766 views Funny

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Aik jin aik sheikh ko chimar gaya..

Aik jin aik sheikh ko chimar gaya..
3 din guzerne k bad wo jin khud hi aik aalim k pas gaya aur kaha
"mei teen dinan tun kuch nai khada menu bahar kaddo"

1 sardar ka electric

1 sardar ka electric engineer ki post k liye intrview tha.

OFFICER ne poocha: Sardar G Electric motor kaise chalti hay.
Sardar G:
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TorrRrRrRrRrrr. . .!

Zamana bhot hi kharab ho gya hai,

Zamana bhot hi kharab
ho gya hai,

her sawal ka ylta jawab
ho gaya hai,

Na Sms na call na hi koi
miss call,

Her banda hi mobile ly
ker nawab ho gaya hai.->

U knw wt?

U knw wt?
U r un4getbl..
U knw y?
Cz u r so sweet..
U knw hw?
In ur own simple ways
u make me feel special..
U knw wen?
Snce d day we bcame FRIENDS..:-)
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Sardar: Khan Sahab Aap K Kitne Bache Hai ?

Sardar: Khan Sahab Aap K Kitne Bache Hai ?

Pathan: 13

Sardar: 13 Bache Wo Kese?

Pathan: Susral Walo Se Wada Ker Ke Aya Tha Biwi Ko Khali Pait Nai Rakhunga!

acha to phir kal time se aa jana

Bhikari Pathan sy!
mujhy khaany ko kuch mill sakta hy.

Pathan:kal ki Roti kha lo gy?
bhikari: G han bilkul.

Pathan: acha to phir kal Time se Aa jana... ;->

''Jis tarha heere ko

''Jis tarha heere ko heera katta hai... Sone ko sona katta hai...Lohe ko loha katta hai.. Theek usi tarha dekh lena ek din.. Tumhe kutta katega...''

Tortoise and rabbit

Tortoise and rabbit gave CET exam and tortoise got 80% and rabbit got 81%. Both wanted admission in a good college, cut off was 85%. Rabbit dint get but tortoise got... How....??????? . . .. . .
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Ans: Remember tortoise had won the race when you were in first standard.. So.. Sports quota!!!!

mujh se shadi karo ge...??

Girl: Agar moqa mila to tum mujh se shadi karo ge...??

Boy: Agar moqa mil gaya to phir shadi kerne ki kiya zroorat hai. :-) :-)

Apnay 2007 k Gunah Mitany k liye 101 bar is Mantar ko parho.

Apnay 2007 k Gunah Mitany
k liye 101 bar is Mantar ko parho..

"East Or West"
"hAmY Is The Best"

Ab Edit Ker K Apna Naam
Likh K Eik or Gunah Mat Karna ;->

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Did u feel da taste of ginger?
No?
Sure?
Well…..
BANDAR KYA JAANE ADRAK KA SWAAD!!

Faraz In English Mood

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A Lot Of Pottato In A Lot Of Rice FARAZ...

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Before marriage: roses are red sky is blue

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