Before marriage: roses are red sky is blue

Before marriage: roses are red sky is blue
Before marriage:
roses are red
sky is blue
i luv u..

After marriage:
roses are dead
i have flu
don''t cum near
paray hat tu;-)

so enjoy unmarried life...
  

May, 25 2010     166 chars (2 sms)     2719 views       Funny

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