Before marriage: roses are red sky is blue

Before marriage:
roses are red
sky is blue
i luv u..

After marriage:
roses are dead
i have flu
don''t cum near
paray hat tu;-)

so enjoy unmarried life...

May, 25 2010 166 chars (2 sms) 2745 views Funny

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Once in a jungle all

Once in a jungle all the animals were eating PAN PARAG PAN MASALA
But girraffe was not eating. Why?
Because Oonche log oonchi pasand MANIKCHAND

Customer : How much is that banana for?

Customer : How much is that banana for?

Salesperson : Rs.10

Customer : Can you sell it to me for Rs.6?

Salesperson : At that rate, you will only get the banana peel!

Customer : Okay I will buy the banana for Rs.4 , but you can keep the peel!

zindagi dour hai..... .

zindagi dour hai.....
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zindagi dour hai????????

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chal dour

''Any woman that

''Any woman that thinks the way to a mans heart is through his stomach is aiming just a little too high.''

The Cube of 2 is 8

The Cube of 2 is 8

the cube is 4 is 64

what is cube of 13?

Nahi Malom?

Main Batao ???

Its SUROOR

How it comes?

very simple

Tera + Tera = Surrur

FaRaz NoW AvAliBle

FaRaz NoW AvAliBle iN eNGlIsh FlAvOur
Oh Faraz The Robber Took Out His Knife
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And Asked For My LG KG 195

Arz kiya hai:

Arz kiya hai:Arz kiya hai:

Soch samajH k na ki shaadi jisne,
Usne jivan Bigaar liya,

Aur

SamAjh K ki jisne Shadi,
usney bhi kya Ukhar liyaa.... ;->

Ded Futiya....Mumbai ka

Ded Futiya....Mumbai ka sabse bada bhai hai....

lekin uski biwi usko chhor ke chali jaati hai....

woh itna tut jaat hai ki woh apni pyari gun se shaadi kar leta hai...

agle din saara India uski pooja karta hai... lekin kyon??

arre gun se shadi karne ke baad woh GUN-PATI ho jaata hai....

pathan england mai club me

Pathan England Mai Club Me Chala Gaya,
Wahan Ja K Khoob Naacha,
Dance Karny K Bad Bola,
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O Yara Koi Hum Ko Ye To Bataye K Ye SHADI Kis Ka Hai. :-)

Apna Tandoor Kholey Ga.

Friend: Matric k Baad kia Karo Gey?

Pathan: Agar Fail hua to Mochi Banun Ga.

Friend: Agar Pass Hue To?

Pathan: Phir to Inshallah Hum Apna Tandoor Kholey Ga. :-)

a prayer 2 bless ur

A prayer: 2 bless ur way
A wish : 2 lighten ur moments
A cheer: 2 perfect ur day
A text: 2 say HAPPY BIRTH DAY

The Part Is Not In Ur Hand.

The Part Is Not In Ur Hand.
The Future Is Not In Ur Hand.
But At Present

Dabba Mobile Is In Ur Hand.

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Before marriage: roses are red sky is blue

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