Before marriage: roses are red sky is blue

Before marriage:
roses are red
sky is blue
i luv u..

After marriage:
roses are dead
i have flu
don''t cum near
paray hat tu;-)

so enjoy unmarried life...

May, 25 2010 166 chars (2 sms) 2928 views Funny

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Sher ki shadi thi

Sher ki shadi thi, barat me sab sheron ke bech ek kutta nach raha tha, usse pucha app yahan kaise? To kuta bola shadi se pehle hum bhi sher thee.

plz ignore mat karen

PLZ IGNORE MAT KAREN.

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KOI USKI POTTY DHULA SAKAY..
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AgaR hUm nA ayeN To SamAjH lEnA
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Before marriage: roses are red sky is blue

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