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Before marriage: roses are red sky is blue
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Before marriage: roses are red sky is blue
Before marriage: roses are red sky is blue
Before marriage:
roses are red
sky is blue
i luv u..
After marriage:
roses are dead
i have flu
don''t cum near
paray hat tu;-)
so enjoy unmarried life...
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WHEN
WHEN
YOU
CANT
SEE
THE
BRIGHT
SIDE
OF
THINGS...
THAN
POLISH
THE DULL
SIDE
OF
IT
SO SIMPLE. . . ;->
kis kadar khub hai d
Kis kadar Khub hai dilagi aapki,
aaj bhi dil basi hay Mohabat aap ki,
jab bi fursat ke lamhe Mile hame dil ne mahsoos ki hay kami aap ki
Karachi main birdflu
Karachi main birdflu ki waja se 3 lakh murghiya qatal ki gayi..
Murghiyo ka naya naara "Tum kitni murghiyan maaroge?
Har anday se murghi niklegi . . . ;->
TechAr BAngALi StudEnt sE
TechAr BAngALi StudEnt sE:
Is JuMLe ki Urdu bAtAo
"My BrothEr cAn''t Cook."
BAngALi:
"HAmArE BhAi k0 PokhAnA nAi atA"... ;->
Buhot Ache
Buhot Ache
Wah
Kya Baat Hai
Buhot Aala
Gr8 Yaar
Zabardast
Daad Deni Paregi
Brilliant
Dil Khush Kardiya
La Jawab
Khubsoorat
Bari Himmat Hai
Kamal Hai
Amazing
Shabash
Herat Hai
Khushi Bhi
Yaqeen Nahi Aata
Ke Itna Bkwas SMS Parh Kaise Lete Ho.. :P ;->
Free Stay Free Dinner
Free Stay
Free Dinner
Free Lunch
Free Security
To Avil Dis Pack Just Call On 15"
And Say"
I''m Responsible 4r
Lahore "BLAST"!!
A fat girl is waiting
A fat girl is waiting 4 bus at bus stop.How do u describe this in 1 word? Think!!Itna difficult question nai.
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MOTIVATING ;-)
''Do Lover Park Mai Bethe
''Do Lover Park Mai Bethe Chips Kha Rahe The Ankhon Mai Ankhen Daal K,
Girl Sharma K:
Ap Itne Ghor Se Kiya Dekh Rahe Ho?
Boy: Thoro Thoro Kha
"Bukhi"..''
Ek Scientific Shair Mulahiza Kijiye
Ek Scientific Shair Mulahiza Kijiye
Pankha Chalda Te Hawa Denda Hy
Wah Kia Baat Hai
Pankha Chalda Te Hawa Denda Hy
Nahi Chalda Te Nahi Denda Hy . . . ;->
ptcl number main 1 digit barha dia
Govt ne pehle..
Oil..k rates berha dyay, phir
Aata..phir
Chawal..phir
Cheeni..phir
Sabzi..phir
kuch na mila tou time me 1 hour barha dia..
Ab govt k pas kuch barhanay ko nai raha to
To...
To...
To...
Ptcl number main 1 digit barha dia :)
=Quotable Quotes=
=Quotable Quotes=
To be is to do.
(by Socretes)
To do is to be.
(by Plato)
To be or not to be.
(by Shakespeare)
Do be do be do..
(by Scooby Doo)... ;->
Zara Sochain ......
Zara Sochain ......
Aakhir Hum Main Kia
Ghalti Hy k
Hum Par Khuda Ka Azad
Ramzan Main Hi Kyun
Aata Hy
2005 Main
EARTHQUAKE
2008 Main
ASIF ZARDARI ... ;->
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