Before marriage: roses are red sky is blue

Before marriage:
roses are red
sky is blue
i luv u..

After marriage:
roses are dead
i have flu
don''t cum near
paray hat tu;-)

so enjoy unmarried life...

May, 25 2010 166 chars (2 sms) 2384 views Funny

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pathan 7 t.v

# Ek Pathan T.V Par Bomb Rakh Kar
Pakistan Ka Semi Final Dekh Raha Tha
B.V Na Pocha K Ya Bomb Kis Liya

Pathan: Agar Ya Haar Gaye To Puri Team Ko Bomb Sa Ura Do Ga

Ek calculator dusre

Ek calculator dusre calculator ko kya bola?

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.."CASIO???"...(kaisi-ho? )

mErI DuKh BhArI kAhAnI sUnO gE

mErI DuKh BhArI kAhAnI sUnO gE

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DeKhA Aap BhI MeRe JazBaat NaHi

SaMaJh PaAye ;->

father watching fashiontv

Father watching FashionTv suddenly son came.

Father: Garib larkiyaan hy kaprey leney k liye b paisa nahi hy!

Son: is se b garib aye to mujhe bula b lena =P ;->

Filmstar Meera ne Geo

Filmstar Meera ne Geo k interview me kaha hai k
"Ager Main Jhoot Bolon tu Mera Baap Mar Jaye"

Lahore main us Din 26 Log Heart-Attack se Mar gye :-

Sardarji & his wife going to city in auto.

Sardarji & his wife going to city in auto.
Driver adjusted miror.
Sardarji shouted you are seeing my wife.

Go & sit back. I will drive auto…:D

Teri sorat arz kya hay k

Teri sorat

arz kya hay k

teri sorat...

Teri sorat mere dil mai kuch is tra se bus gai

Jese chotay say drwazay main moti anti phas gai..

Q. What do women and police cars have in common?

Q. What do women and police cars have in common?

A. They both make a lot of noise to let you know they are coming. ;->

TechAr BAngALi StudEnt sE

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Is JuMLe ki Urdu bAtAo

"My BrothEr cAn''t Cook."

BAngALi:

"HAmArE BhAi k0 PokhAnA nAi atA"... ;->

Wife : Do you want dinner?

Wife : Do you want dinner?

Husband:Sure, what are my choices?

Wife :Yes and no. . . ;->

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Aadmi bola ya Allah mujhy dard de, dukh de, tension de, mujhy barbad kar de, mery pichey bhoot laga de, ek farishta bola abey saley eak line mien bool ke biwi chahey...!

Dil ke operation ko BYPASS kyon kehte hain?

Dil ke operation ko BYPASS kyon kehte hain?

Kyon ki agar operation theek ho gaya toh..
PASS varna Hamesha ke liye BYE. . . ;->

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Before marriage: roses are red sky is blue

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