Before marriage: roses are red sky is blue

Before marriage: roses are red sky is blue
Before marriage:
roses are red
sky is blue
i luv u..

After marriage:
roses are dead
i have flu
don''t cum near
paray hat tu;-)

so enjoy unmarried life...
  

May, 25 2010     166 chars (2 sms)     3202 views       Funny

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Why do we all marry?
Because romance is not
the only element of life.
We should also know horror,
terror, suspense, irony,
stupidity & tragedy of LIFE. . . ;->
what did clive lloyd say to michael holding during a presentation ceremony??






i am cliverly holding the mike..and speaking lloydly..
Ppl U Have Seen Sreeshaant Crying After IPL Match

What Do u Think Was The Reason



Is It Due To Harbhajjan Slapped Him ? ? ?





No




Is It Due Sreeshant Considering The Match Win As Emotional One ? ? ??



NO




Real Reason






Guess. . .





Wild Guess. . .



Coz Pretty Zinta Hugge Yuvraaj & Bret Lee But Not Sreeshant . . . ;->
Agar 5 minute mein tumhara koi bhi msg nahi aayato..
To

tO

to

aaj apni dosti khatam...

Aur

Kal sa phir shuru
Saawariya...???
after watching all dark blue sets in saawariya, some people have decided 2 change sanjay leela bhansali''s name... guess..
what it wud be???
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ANS- sanjay Neela bhansali . . . ;->
2000 mai Lipstick kitnee Sastii Hotii tHiii :)

bUt aj tu sab se farighhh Brand Bhi Mehnga ha :(

jeeenay Doo mushii
/DÜÅ/

Jo mujhe bhool jai
Uska mobile toot jai
Charger jal jai
Uski sim block ho jai
Miscall kare to receive ho jai
Card load kare to balance hi na Aaye. Ååmèn
A Man Was Injected
With A Deadly Poison,
But,
It Did Not Kill Him.
Why ... ??








Think







Think Harder



















Coz


He Was Already
Dead.. ;->
When a man talks dirty
to a woman, it''s sexual
harassment.when a woman talks dirty to a woman talks dirty to a man,
it''s$3.95per minute.


Bush ka “Kutta” bush se roth gaya,
Ja k ganday nalay main doob gaya,

Dobtay howay bola ab aur zulm nahin sahain gay,
Eg ghar mai 2 2 nahin rahain gay…:D
Kindly observe SILENCE for two minutes in the memory of those poor mosquitoes who died last night after sucking ur blood. .


Aik pathan dusre se
o yara mere pait main gas ha:
Dusra pathan: khuda ka shukar ada kar
k petrol nhi ha warna America
ne qabza kr lena tha...=P;->