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Before marriage: roses are red sky is blue
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Before marriage: roses are red sky is blue
Before marriage: roses are red sky is blue
Before marriage:
roses are red
sky is blue
i luv u..
After marriage:
roses are dead
i have flu
don''t cum near
paray hat tu;-)
so enjoy unmarried life...
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Yah SMS Krnay
Yah SMS Krnay Waloon Ko Kya Ho Gya Hy FARAZ
Her KUTaY-BILLAY Ky Shair Py Mera Name Laga Datay Hain
wh8s d difference b
Wh8''s d difference b/w
unethical & ethical
advrtising?
Unethical advrtising
uses falsehood 2
deceive d Public,
Ethical advertising uses
truth 2 deceive d
public ;)
Agar ap ko bura na lagy,
Agar ap ko bura na lagy,
Mood theek ho,
Time ho pass,
Sab kam chor k,
Thora ehsas ho to,
Dil mane to,
to
to
aik
(SMILE PLZ)
Heaven is when u have
Heaven is when u have
German car,
Amercian salary,
Chinese food
&
Pakistani Wife.
Hell is when Car is Chinese
food is German
wife is American
&
Salary Pakstani.
How can we prevent Noise Pollution?
How can we prevent Noise Pollution?
Keep vehicle horn in silent mode!;)
aj me bohat udas hon
Aj me bohat udas hon koi mujy tang na kary
lykin me to kar sakhta hn na :-p
modeling offer for y
Modeling offer for you
Apko karna ye hai k dopaty ki advrtisment
k lye PLAZA se kudna hai
or grne k baad khna hai:
Uff
Sar Phat Gya Mgr Dpata Nhi Phata.;->
"Every woman needs a husband
"Every woman needs a husband
because everyday every minute.....
Something goes wrong which
she can''t blame on
God or Government." =P =D
Raat bhar sisakty rehna bs ek
Raat bhar sisakty rehna bs ek shakhs ki khaatir,
Isy agar ishq kehty hain to wAllah meri Toba ... !!
Saare gawaahon
Saare gawaahon aur bayaano ko madde nazr rkhte hue yh adalat penal code dafa 382 k teht msg prhne wle mujrm ko msg na bhjne k jurm me "kanjos" karar dti hai.. ;-)
Q) Which is the motion
Q) Which is the motion jisse insaan bahut khush ho jaata hai ??
.
.
.
.
.
.
A) PRO MOTION
Karachi''s Girls.
Karachi''s Girls.
1st: Main Tou Us Se
Shaadi Kro''n gi Jo
Handsome Ho Aur Tum ?
2nd: Main Tou Us Se
Shaadi Kro''n Gi Jis k
Ghar UPS Laga Hoga ... ;->
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