Before marriage: roses are red sky is blue

Before marriage:
roses are red
sky is blue
i luv u..

After marriage:
roses are dead
i have flu
don''t cum near
paray hat tu;-)

so enjoy unmarried life...

May, 25 2010 166 chars (2 sms) 2775 views Funny

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Sardar rocks

Examiner: Tell Me The Name Of This Bird By Seeing Its Legs Only? Sardar: I Don’T Know. Examiner: You are Failed, What’S Your Name? Sardar: See My Legs & Tell My Name .
teacher Shocked sardar Rocks.

PATHAN to Doctor: Mujh ko 1 problem hy

PATHAN to Doctor:
Mujh ko 1 problem hy

DOCTOR:
Khy?

Pathan:
Baat krte waqt Aadmi
dikhaai nhi deta.

Doctor:
Esa Kab hota hay?

Pathan:
Phone krte waqt.

Boy:Im not rich like Noman, i dont

Boy:Im not rich like Noman, i dont

even have a big car like Noman,but

i really love U!

Girl:thats ok but tell me more about Noman..!

''Q: Mujh mei w0 k0n si aisi 3 KhAsiyat hai jis ki bina par koi mujhse impress h0ga?

''Q: Mujh mei w0 k0n si aisi 3 KhAsiyat hai jis ki bina par koi mujhse impress h0ga?

1.Looks
2.Happy nature
3.Face expression
4.Funny harkatein
5.Never mind attitude
6.hairz
7.Firendly smile
8.Quick dialogue delivery
9.sachai
10.Helping nature
11.voice
Plz plz
Reply zrur krna...:-)''

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Kashmir Day Is Holiday :-

is indian servant 2

How can a foreigner tell his indian servant 2 open the door, who doesnt know english..

Think..

Say this fast in American accent.

"There was a cold day!" ;->

GIVE ME SWEET KISS"

Son : Padosi ki ladki ko english nahi ati

Father: Tujhe kese pata?

Son : "GIVE ME SWEET KISS"

kaha 2 thappad marti hai

Duniya mey sub sy himmat wala kon?

Duniya mey sub sy
himmat wala kon?

"Dhobi."

Coz, wo kabi b kisi k ghar
jakar bolsakta
hy:sahib,bibiji ko bolo
kapry utar kr rakhn,m
abhe ata hoon....-;>

Kabhi Hamare Ghar Mehman

Kabhi Hamare Ghar Mehman Bankar Ana
Hum Tum Ko,
Chicken Biryani,
Qorma,
Tikka Boti,
Seekh Kabab,
Custard
Gulab Jamun,
Ice Cream,
Kabhi Hamare Ghar Mehman Bankar Ana
Hum Tum Ko
Chicken Biryani
Qorma
Tikka Boti
Seekh Kabab
Custard
Gulab Jamun
Ice Cream

Coldrink Ki Tasveeren Dikhaye Ge ;->

Coldrink Ki Tasveeren Dikhaye Ge ;->

1 pathan ka mobile chori ho gaya.

1 pathan ka mobile chori ho gaya.
Pathan bohat roya, rote rote hasne lga.
Kisi ne pocha hans kyu rhe ho.?
Pathan bola mobile to le gya pr charger to mere pas hy na..

Eid zaroor aata haai

pathaan hum naai pichli 20 saaloon main 1 baat note kitya haai
dost:wo kya?
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pathan:jab bhi ramzan khatam hota haai Eid zaroor aata haai

1 Bivi Drivring Sikh Rahe

1 Bivi Drivring Sikh Rahe Thi Apne Shoar Se Boli
Dekhye Shayad Ye Samne Ka Shesha Thek Nahe
Laga Howa . . .

Husband : Kyon Koi Gar Bar Hai?

Bivi : Is Mai Peche Ane Wali
Gariyan Dekh Pati Ho Apna Chehra
Mujhe Dikhai Hi Nahe Deita . . . ;->

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Before marriage: roses are red sky is blue

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