Before marriage: roses are red sky is blue

Before marriage: roses are red sky is blue
Before marriage:
roses are red
sky is blue
i luv u..

After marriage:
roses are dead
i have flu
don''t cum near
paray hat tu;-)

so enjoy unmarried life...
  

May, 25 2010     166 chars (2 sms)     2856 views       Funny

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4 Dino ke Chutyian O Raba
Lambi Perhai Lambi Perhai
Perhne Me Dil Mera Lage Kabhi Na
Perhne Se Jan Meri Jai Hmesha
Ktne Zmane Bad O Raba
Chutya Ye Ai Chutya Ai
The 1st Advice Of
Father To His Son
When Son Got His
Driving License Made,
Is

"Remember 1 Thing Son
If U''re Going To Hit
Anything, Make Sure
Its Cheap" ;->
Ladki Boli : Chandni chaand se hoti hai, sitaron se nahi, Mohabbat ek se hoti hai, hazaaron se nahi. Ladka Bola : Chandni agar chaand se hogi to sitaron ka kya hoga, Mohabbat agar ek se hogi to hazaron ka kya hoga.


Yeh ladki

Uffff

Ya allah

ItnI sundar

Haye

ItnI smart

Oye hoye

ItnI mast

Haye main mar janwan

ItnI cute

Itni IntellIgent

ItnI lovable

Aur kItnI sweet hai

WARNING: Iss msg ke sabhi shabd farzii hai.
Inka hamari duniya se koi talaq nahi hai.
eslia aisi chizon par dhyan na dein.”
Q:
How Do U Express Two Words With Exactly Opposite Meaning Is Sentance. . . . ? ? ?























Ans:

"HAPPILY MARRIED". . .
Tongue Twister

The Sixth Sick Sheikh''s Sixth Sheep''s Sick !

( This Is World''s Most Difficult Tongue Twister Acording To Guniess Book Of World Record )

Say it!
Pagal Khanay Ka Incharge:

Aap Theak Hain, Is Liye Aapko RELEASE Kya Ja Raha Hai.

Magar Afsos K Kal Jis Pagal Ko Aapne Swimming Pool Mai Doobnay Se Bachaya Tha,
Aaj Usne Phanda Daal Kar Khud-Kushi Karli.


Pagal: Us Ne Khudkushi Nahi Ki Hai.


Woh To Maine Usay Taang Diya Tha Sukhanay K Liye. :-)


Sardar 2 Srdarni: Janu Coka-CoLa Peeney k Baad Kch Krny Ko Dil Chah Rha hy?

Srdarni: (Sharmaty Huey) Kro Jee...!


Srdar: BrrrRrrrRrrrR ;->
A guy frm my College...
In Physics Lab

"Go here, Stand There..."....!!
Aik Elephant agar
Nangey Aadmi ko
dekhay ga to kha
Sochay ga?

Nahi Pata?
Ye hi k..

ye Aadmi iti si soond se paani kesay pita hoga..?
ha ha ha ha ha r
Nangey Aadmi ko
dekhay ga to kha
Sochay ga?

Nahi Pata?
Ye hi k..

ye Aadmi iti si soond se paani kesay pita hoga..?
ha ha ha ha ha
Aata





ghee





shaker





chawal





k bad pakistan mein MSG ka buharan. . . .
Ek Aadmi Ne Samosey Wale Se Kaha : O Bhai
Tumhare Samose Main Se Larki Ka Baal Nikla Hy !

Samosey Wala : Aby Tou Kia 5 Rs K Samosey Main
Puri Larki Nikle Gi ... ;->