Before marriage: roses are red sky is blue

Before marriage:
roses are red
sky is blue
i luv u..

After marriage:
roses are dead
i have flu
don''t cum near
paray hat tu;-)

so enjoy unmarried life...

May, 25 2010 166 chars (2 sms) 2689 views Funny

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Jo Dil Main Hai USay Jatate Rehna

Jo Dil Main Hai USay Jatate Rehna

Jise Chahte Ho Usey Btate Rehna

Nahi Tou

Nahi Tou

Us Ki Shaadi Me ''''TENT'''' Aur ''''KURSI'''' Sajate Rehna ;->

this authentical poem

New 2010

This authentical poem is written on tatti
by u better knows.

Kyun tatti tatti krti hai,
kyun lende pe tu mrti hai.
Ik bat muje btla de tu,
us Qabaz se kyun nai drti hai,
kea hota hai tatti mein,
tatti ki lga dun dheri,
mein barish kr dun tati ki,
jo tu ho jae meri ... =P ;->

Two snakes sitting

Two snakes sitting in the jungle, Female snake tried to kiss the male snake, Suddenly male snake turned and started singing ''zehar hai ki pyar hai tera chumma''!

Santa kissed his girl friend in the park.

Santa kissed his girl friend in the park.

Girl: Plz ye sb shadi se pehle?

Santa: Don?t worry darling, I''m already married

kal raati mein ik khwab weikheya,

kal raati mein ik khwab weikheya,

Tooon meri wauti sein tey mein tera larda saan,
har passey loki hee loki san

kee dassan barda khaufnak manzar see

''FRIEND: Jb Garmi lagti hy To kia krte ho?

''FRIEND: Jb Garmi lagti hy To kia krte ho?

PATHAN: Hm Sb A.C K samne beth jate hain..

FRIND: Jb us se b zyada garmi lage to?

PATHAN: Phr hm AC On Kr lete hain.''

Jab Sanam Teri Yaden Ati Hain

Jab Sanam Teri Yaden Ati Hain
Kya Kahn Hamen POTIYAN Lag Jati Hain
Hamari Yado K Lamhe To Tmhain Satate Honge
POTIYAN Na Sahi PADD To Tumhe B Atey Honge ;->

ONCE PEOPLE TOLD ME LOVE IS TRUE,

ONCE PEOPLE TOLD ME LOVE IS TRUE,
I DIDNT B-LEAVE IT TILL I FOUND YU,
NOW DAT U GONE, IM GOING KRAYZIE,
I WISH U WUZ HERE N TELL ME "I LOVE BABY

Latter From A

Latter From A
Customer To The
Bank ...

Dear Sir ,

In View Of The
Current Developments
IN The Banking
Industry,
If One Of My Cheque
Returned Marked
"Insufficient Funds"
Does That Refer To
Me Or To You ?

Your''e Faithfully
Customer ..!
;->

1 Bacha Bench Pr Betha 1 k Bad 1 Toffee Kha Rha Tha.

1 Bacha Bench Pr Betha 1 k Bad 1 Toffee Kha Rha Tha.

1 Admi Ne Dekha Tu Bola: Jo Log Ziada Metha Khate Hen Un Ka Jaldi Intiqal Ho Jata He

Bacha: Mere Dada Ki Umr 106 Sal Thi.

Admi: Acha! Wo Metha Kam Khate Hon ge? Hai na.

Bacha: Nhi Wo Apne Kam Se Kam Rakhte The

Tumhain Kia Pata Gum Kia Hai

Tumhain Kia Pata
Gum Kia Hai

Tumhain Kia Pata
Gum Kisay Kehte Hai

Tum Kia Jano
Gum Kia Cheez Hai

Tum Ne Tou Hamesha

Thoook Se Hi Lifafa Chipkaya Hai ....

Sania Mirza Started Playing Tennis At The Age Of 6..

Sania Mirza Started Playing Tennis At The Age Of 6..

After That.

Everything In Her Life Changed..

Except Her

"SKIRT"

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Before marriage: roses are red sky is blue

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