Before marriage: roses are red sky is blue

Before marriage:
roses are red
sky is blue
i luv u..

After marriage:
roses are dead
i have flu
don''t cum near
paray hat tu;-)

so enjoy unmarried life...

May, 25 2010 166 chars (2 sms) 2759 views Funny

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Patient : What are the chances

Patient : What are the chances
of my recovering doctor?

Doctor : One hundred percent.
Medical records show that
nine out of ten people die of the disease you have.

Yours is the tenth case I’ve treated.The others all died.

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''Gujranwala agr pyara na hota

''Gujranwala agr pyara na hota

Gulshan Iqbal Park ka nizara na hota

Bypass pr ishara na hota

Sialkoti drwazy ka shara na hota

Pace pr janay ka mode dobara na hota

Bashir k dal chawal ka swad krara na hota

sb Sattelite Town Girls Collage ka ksoor hai

wrna Gujranwala ka koi larrka aawara na hota("

Geo Gujranwala''

Husband:u will never succeed

Husband:u will never succeed
in making that dog obey u!
Wife:Nonsense it’s only a matter of patience,
I had a lot of trouble with u at first.

4 Dino ke Chutyian O Raba

4 Dino ke Chutyian O Raba
Lambi Perhai Lambi Perhai
Perhne Me Dil Mera Lage Kabhi Na
Perhne Se Jan Meri Jai Hmesha
Ktne Zmane Bad O Raba
Chutya Ye Ai Chutya Ai

''---tension sms----

''---tension sms----
Is sms mai apni sari Tensions Fill kero
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ker di..?
Good
ab is sms ko-Ravi- mai bhank aoo

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ku k tension lyny ka Nai dyny ka :)
hahah''

Khamosh palko se jb ansu bikr jate han

Khamosh palko se jb ansu bikr jate han
ap kia jane ap ktne yad ate hen
Abi b usi mor pe khare han jaha
Ap ne kaha ta
tehro hum

PAKORAY le k ate hen!

Machhar Aur Makhi ki Ho gayi Shaadi

Machhar Aur Makhi ki Ho gayi Shaadi
Pahli hi rat se ho gaye Machhar ki Barbadi
Machhar ne kaha Meri to QISMAT hi PHOOTI hai
Makhi Roz Rat ko GOOD NIGHT laga kar soti hai.

Nurse : Mubarak Ho

Nurse : Mubarak Ho Apke Han Bacha Hua Hy
Kia Name Socha Hy

BAP:Nurse Ko Cherty Hue Ap Itni Sexy Aur
Beautiful Hen Ap Hi Koi Nam Bta Dein

NURSE : Is Ka Nam Kutte K Bacha Rakh Len.

A Pathan Was

A Pathan Was Playing "KON BANEGA CAROR PATI"
Amitab Bachan Asked: Apne Baap Ka Naam Batao.

Pathan Replied: Hum Ko Pagal Samjha Hai Kya? Pehle 4 Option To Do

Tum pas hote ho tujh pe pyar aata hai,

Tum pas hote ho tujh
pe pyar aata hai,

Tum door hote ho to
tera intazaz stata hai,

Kya kahein is dil ki halat
ke.

tujhe yaad kar k
hume.

Bukhaar ho jata ..->

Phool Khil Kar Udaas Hai

Phool Khil Kar Udaas Hai

Samandar Ko Aaj Pani Ki Piyaas Hai

Ek Baar AAP Muskura Do

QK,

HAM Ko Dunya Ki

Sab Se

"KHOFNAAK"
MUSKURAHAT
Ki Talaash Hai.

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Before marriage: roses are red sky is blue

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