Before marriage: roses are red sky is blue

Before marriage: roses are red sky is blue
Before marriage:
roses are red
sky is blue
i luv u..

After marriage:
roses are dead
i have flu
don''t cum near
paray hat tu;-)

so enjoy unmarried life...
  

May, 25 2010     166 chars (2 sms)     2693 views       Funny

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A public Service Msg


Agr aap k kisi aorat se Najaiz ta-alluqat hain aor us main se koi Bacha Paida ho jata hy to aap us ko kisi koory k dhair Pe na Phainkain .

Balky usy Paal Pos kar Taleem Dilwaien aor . . . !




"Wapda Main Bharti Karwaien"=P;->
Sardar : What is the name of your car ?
Lady : I forgot the name, but is starts with “T”.
Sardar : Oye Kamaal ki gaadi hai, Tea se start hoti hai.
Hamaara gaadi petrol se start hoti hai.
''Ai Khuda aaj barsaat ho jaye,kam se kam ek katori paani bhar jaye,jo SMS nehi
karte ho,uska mobile us me dub jaaye.
Na rahega phone,na bajegi tone!!''
''If you think there is good in everybody, you haven''t met everybody.''
Pathan participated in a
cooking contest but he was beaten up
by da staff there and disqualified
coz he cooked
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"Naswar Ghosht"
A Memon On Death Bed..

My Wife Where r U ?

Wife : Yes I''m Here

Memon :My Children r U All Here ?

Yes Papa ...

Tou KuTTon Phir Ye Barabar Wale Room Ka Pankha Q Chal Rha Hy ... ??
Doorie Na Rahay Koi Aaj Itnay Qareeb Aao !

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Meray Khayal Se Yeh Lata Ka Song Hai :->
Breakup Tips :

How 2 Create Da Biggest Doubt
In Ur Lover''z Mind 4 U ??


Simple

Just Suddenly Sms Her Saying:


I LOVE U TOO
The best way to
releave stress is

To put your head on
the table, snooze,
yawn and say loud ...



























"Bhaar Main Jaye
Company ..." ;->
what do u call something that is "fake"
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coconut....why?
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bcos its na-real
Flatter me ,and I may not believe you.
Criticize me, and I may not like you.
Ignore me, and I may not forgive you.
Encourage me, and I will not forget you.
Love me, and I will be forced to love you.
Ek bacha dorta howa ghar aya aur maa se kaha: hamare parosi kis kadar garib hai un k bache ne ek rupe ka sika nigal liya hai aur wo sub ro rahe hai... ;->