Before marriage: roses are red sky is blue

Before marriage:
roses are red
sky is blue
i luv u..

After marriage:
roses are dead
i have flu
don''t cum near
paray hat tu;-)

so enjoy unmarried life...

May, 25 2010 166 chars (2 sms) 2740 views Funny

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Before marriage: roses are red sky is blue

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