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Before marriage: roses are red sky is blue
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Before marriage: roses are red sky is blue
Before marriage: roses are red sky is blue
Before marriage:
roses are red
sky is blue
i luv u..
After marriage:
roses are dead
i have flu
don''t cum near
paray hat tu;-)
so enjoy unmarried life...
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May, 25 2010
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