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May, 13 2010
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teacher to pathan
Teacher 2 Pathan:
Jis Aadmi Ko Sunai Na De Usy English Main Kya Kahain Ge?
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Pathan: Jo Marzi Keh Do..
Usko Konsa Kuch Sunai Dega...;-)=D
Customer: I need a ladies suit.
Customer:
I need a ladies suit.
Shopkeeper:
Begum k liye chahiye ya koi achha sa dikhaoon?
:-o
Raat Bhar Wo i Nhi
Raat Bhar Wo i Nhi
Hum Hila Hila Ker So
Gaye;
Jo i Nhi Light Thi,
Aor
Jo Hila Rahay Thy Wo
Pankha Tha,
Tum bi na yar kya kya
Sochtay ho?
Husband1: Why Do U Take Ur
Husband1: Why Do U Take Ur
Wife Only In Night Clubs?
Husband2: Buddy,
By The Time She Gets Ready Thr''s No Other Place Open!
Hum Dosto Ko Bäri Gandi Saza Dete Hain,,,,,,,,!!
Hum Dosto Ko Bäri Gandi Saza Dete
Hain,,,,,,,,!!
HUM DOSTO KO BARI GANDI $AZA DETE
HAIN...!!!
Joota Marte Nahi Moza Soongha Dety Hain,,,,,!!
Air Hostes 2 Lalu:
Air Hostes 2 Lalu:- Sir, are you vegetarian or non-vegetarian?
Lalu:- I am INDIAN!
Air Hostes:- No sir! Are you shakahari or masahari?
Lalu:- Na re sasuri,, I am BIHARI!!.. ;->
Labo''n Ne Aaj Kal
Labo''n Ne Aaj Kal
Muskurana Chorh Dia Hy
Khwabo''n Ne Palko''n Pe
Aana Chorh Dia Hy
Nhi Khulti Hy Aankh
Ab Tou Sehri Main
Shayad Aap Ne
Dhol Bajana Chorh Dia Hy ;->
height of shame
Height of shame :
A girl with her face covered on a bus stop
A man on a bike stops and says: chalti hai kya ??
Girl replies
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Papa mein hoon.
3 dreams of a man
3 Dreams Of A Man:
1-To B As Handsome As His Mother Thinks He Is
2-To B As Rich As His Child Thinks He Is
3-To Hav As Many Women As His Wife Believes He Has :-D
Three Things i LIKE about YOU 1.
Three Things i
LIKE about YOU
1.
2.
3.
Arey Yaar kuchh to acha kiya hota zindagi mein
Teacher : What do you call a person
Teacher : What do you call a person
who keeps on talking when
people are no longer interested?
Pupil : A teacher.
Yeh ladki
Yeh ladki
Uffff
Ya allah
ItnI sundar
Haye
ItnI smart
Oye hoye
ItnI mast
Haye main mar janwan
ItnI cute
Itni IntellIgent
ItnI lovable
Aur kItnI sweet hai
WARNING: Iss msg ke sabhi shabd farzii hai.
Inka hamari duniya se koi talaq nahi hai.
eslia aisi chizon par dhyan na dein.”
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