chiLL maro Or JungLi bn k rahO

chiLL maro Or JungLi bn k rahO
Soft Speech
Pure Heart
Peaceful Eyes
Strong Hands
Focused Mind &Determined Decision
Always Make U


"BoRinG"...!!!


So,chiLL maro Or JungLi bn k rahO! ;-)
  

May, 13 2010     167 chars (2 sms)     3755 views       Funny

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