Teri Zulfo''n Main Kho

Teri Zulfo''n Main Kho
Jana Chahta Hoon

Teri Zulfo''n Main Kho
Jana Chahta Hoon

Par Tum Teil Itna Lagati
Hyn K Har Bar Phisal Jata
Hoon ... ;->

May, 14 2010 191 chars (2 sms) 2932 views Funny

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Kehty hain aurat

Kehty hain aurat k haath mai barkat hoti hai...
Sahi baat hai...
kiyo k 3 inch ki cheez hath mai do to 9 inch ki kar deti hai....

.

yani k "Chapati".

U think of ME and I think of U.

U think of ME and I think of U.
When v both think of each other,
Do u knw what it means ?
It means v both have no work to do!!

Dono "NIKAMMAY"

Man 1- I notice dat Ur

Man 1- I notice dat Ur
wife is mostly in the
kitchen
Probably she loves
cooking many varieties

Man 2- No! Actualy our
Telefone connection is
in the kitchen ;->

pagal khaney main

Pagal khaney Main Bht
Sarey Pagal Naach Rahy
Thay. In me Sy 1 Pagal
Khamosh Betha Tha
Dr. Tm Khamosh Q
Bethe Ho?
Pagal Ny Kaha-Bewaquf
Me "Dulhan" Hon ;->

Khuda kare tera mobile kho jaye.

Khuda kare tera mobile kho jaye.
Mile mujhe aur mera ho jaye.
Karu SMS ladkion ko naam tera aaye.
Maar tujhe pade aur
kaleja mera thanda ho jaye.

Aankhon he Aankon ne,

Aankhon he Aankon ne,

Aankhon he Ankhon se,

Aankhon he Ankhon main,

Kaha..

"Aiiiii - Taaaa..!" :-D

hey u know which is

Hey U Know Which is the best day to propose a girl... April 1
U Know Why??
If she accept its your luck otherwise just tell April Foooooll

Apne Sasur Ka Dulaara

Apne Sasur Ka Dulaara Hun Main

Apni Biwi Ko Bhi Pyaara Hun Main

Filhaal To Ye Sab Sapne Hain

Kyonki Abhi Tak Kunwaara Hun Main... ;->

Easy Ways to Die :

Easy Ways to Die :

Take a Cigar Daily - You will die 10 years early.

Drink Alcohal Daily - You will die 30 years early.

Love Someone Truly - You will die daily .... ;->

''Father Watching Fashion T

''Father Watching Fashion TV suddenly son came.

Father: Gharib Larkiyaan Hain Kaprey leny k liye B paisa nahi hy!

Son: Is se b Gharib Aaye to Mujhe B Bula lena. :-)''

Quaid-E-Azam Ko Ulta Kareinge To Kya Hoga....?

Quaid-E-Azam Ko Ulta Kareinge To Kya Hoga....?

Socho Yaar....

Simple Yaar
Unki Topi Gir Jaygi;-)

TOM CrUISE

TOM CrUISE went to court to prove that he is the most Handsome & good Looking on earth but he failed and came out Angrily and asked:
Yar YE Hamy koun HAi ??

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