Teri Zulfo''n Main Kho

Teri Zulfo''n Main Kho
Teri Zulfo''n Main Kho
Jana Chahta Hoon









Teri Zulfo''n Main Kho
Jana Chahta Hoon










Par Tum Teil Itna Lagati
Hyn K Har Bar Phisal Jata
Hoon ... ;->
  

May, 14 2010     191 chars (2 sms)     2711 views       Funny

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A man in Hell asked Devil:
Can I make a call to my Wife?
After making call he asked how much to pay.
Devil : Nothing, Hell to hell is Free.
Mein teri aankh se o jhal ho jaonga,

Dur bohat fizaon mein kho jaonga,

Meri yadon se lipat kar roye ga tu buhat,

Jab mein tujh se udhar lekar farar ho jaonga.->
Zor se chali hawa.. urr gaya pappu..

wah wah!

zor se chali hawa urr gaya pappu..

phir?

phir kya?

Ruk gai hawa.. gir gaya pappu.. :P
Common sense :D
Wafa Inti karu k bewafai na rahe

pyar itna karu k jazba na rahe

Aitmed itna karu k Shak na rahe

Sms itne karu k Balance Na rahe
The Seven Modern Sins: politics without principles, pleasures
without conscience, wealth without work, knowledge without
character, industry without morality, science without humanity, worship without sacrifice.

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tring ... tring
yaad dilane aaya hoon...

apke sms nhe aa rahe!

sms karo wrna ghanti kharab kar k bhag jaonga.. ;->
Q: What are two reasons why women don''t mind their own business?





















Ans:

1 => No Mind



2 => No Business . . . . . ;->
Hockey Aur Cricket Main Kiya Faraq Hai?

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Sochoo...

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Nahi Pata?

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Hockey Main Pakistan Ek Ghanta Zaleel Hota Hai.
Aur Cricket Main Poora Din.
Ab Aaya Samajh Main?
A beautiful young bride said to her 80 years old husband: "Sweetie, lets go upstairs and make love".He replied: "Make a choice, I can''t do both''''
Husband1: Why Do U Take Ur
Wife Only In Night Clubs?

Husband2: Buddy,

By The Time She Gets Ready Thr''s No Other Place Open!




My dear,
GOOD NEWS 4 U

Meiny ghor se dekha hai.


k aap ka naam





N_R_O LIST me nhi hai.

BE HAPPY ;->


Teacher:Tell me The perfect example for Newton''s 3rd law?

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Student:Every Time I open my Book,
My Eyes Close automatically..!
:D